SO FAR: Ryan and Maggie decide on a near-instant wedding in a private ceremony and honeymoon five nights in Fiji before returning to supervise the transformation of the publishing company into a much larger enterprise.
General manager Angus McCrum was called into the boardroom of the Melbourne-based South Pacific Magazine and Provincial Newspaper Publishing Company to be told by the company chairman he would be sent to New Zealand to investigate a possible acquisitions β the Pukekura Printing Company, based in Southgate just south of Auckland City.
"Why that company, Sir Gerald?"
Gerald looked at the chief executive Ross Abbott, who answered.
"We're looking for a toehold to develop a New Zealand presence in publishing and that company looks the most promising target. The company is innovative, having just relocated all of its facilities to new premises with new presses and had expanded its thrice weekly
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into a regional newspaper and despite toe-to-toe battling by its two big city dailies on either side of its territorial is building circulation at their expense. We intend closing the newspaper down and printing New Zealand editions of our magazines on those presses. Its commercial printing operation has just won a national award as Commercial Printer of the Year in the top division of turnover of $10 million-plus β that's Kiwi dollars. But before we move in on them we want you to check out the company."
"I see, knock on the door and say 'Hi, I'm a business spy from Australia who wants all your secrets before my bosses roll your company over."
"Very droll, McCrum," said Sir Gerald Ashton-Forbes. "Your wife was a Holbrow."
"Yes," Angus said in surprise."
"It says that on you personal file. We've had Gillian in HR do some research, and find that Midge is a distant cousin of a Mrs Harriet Holbrow, whose daughter just happens to be executive chairman of our target company. Enough said?"
"Yes Sir Gerald. I've never hear Midge mention a relative in New Zealand named Harriet so I guess they're 'lost relatives'. So Midge writes to her revealing this and saying she and her husband, who is a newspaper executive, are intending to visit Auckland for a week and would like to meet this Harriet. Enough said."
Sir Gerald said to his CEO, "You were correct in saying there are no flies on Angus. Brief Midge and tell her to keep her trap closed, Angus, and have her get that letter rather than an email away, tonight if possible. Gillian has already sent her file including address and family history through to your computer. Unlock the booze cupboard Ross β join us for a drink, Angus."
Angus and Midge (Michelle) were met at Auckland Airport by the excited Harriet and a younger friend who, astonishingly, was introduced as her daughter Maggie. Angus (39) realized this slip of a woman was the executive chairman of the target company. He licked his lips: he'd have her in bed and she'd be spilling all the information he required before she could say what a wonderful lover he was.
"Great to meet you, Maggie," he oozed. "Are you a professional model?"
"I don't think so although I'm not sure what I really am," was the confusing reply.
"Angus means do you model clothes or pose nude for arts students," Midge entered the exchanged, attempting to mediate.
"Pardon me, Midge," smiled Maggie. "You'll find some Kiwis have a weird sense of humor."
In correspondence the arrangements were Harriet would host them but to Angus's delight Harriet said they it had been decided they would be more comfortable staying with Maggie in her huge penthouse along with husband Ryan. Angus knew from the file on Harriet that Harriet's daughter had recently married a Ryan de Lacey.
Angus almost wet himself when Harriet remarked, "Ryan is chief executive at the company Maggie works with. Angus excused himself and hurried off to a quiet corner and phoned his boss Ross Abbott.
"Ross, you're going to be blown away by this. This Maggie woman looks like a Barbie doll, blonde, soft and cuddle and rather perforated in the head I'd say. But the sensational news is her husband is chief executive of the company and Midge and I will be staying in their home for at least three nights. Imagine what the conversations are doing to be when Midge tells them at the appropriate time that before she married me she was editor of a country newspaper and I work for her grandfather who controls a newspaper and magazine empire."
"They'll be gob smacked?"
"Yes, and..."
"They'll be excited and invited you two to tour their entire operation."
"Right. Dead easy, huh?"
"It certainly looks like it Angus but don't over-step your brief. If you conclude the business is a ripe plum ready for the picking and these two influential officers say anything to hint they are thinking of moving on or the company is starved of capital then phone me. Gerald and I will rush to your side and commence negotiations."
"My side? You mean I'll be in the negotiating team."
"Hell yes; you'll have their confidence pal. Keep up the good work and keep in touch."
Angus felt he was seven feet tall as he rejoined the others to find Harriet and Midge talking about their mutual relatives in England.
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At the penthouse Harriet was making coffee while Maggie was helping Angus with the luggage and invited him to choose any one of the four guest bedrooms.
Midge was standing beside Ryan thinking Angus had instructed her to really befriend Ryan. She grasped Ryan's arm and cooed, "Gosh you are so tall and so handsome."
"It runs in the family."
They were looking out at the view. "You can't be speaking about the women β handsome doesn't apply to women."
"Oh yes it does. You'll find it referred detailed in dictionaries as a woman who looks dignified and it is splattered through literature, thought not so much these days. J B Priestley used it."
"Oh, Ryan β you are so knowledgeable. Those things in the distant β are they cows? I'm not sure if we have them in Australia as I rarely get out of the cities."
"Yes, they are Friesian milking cows and you do have dairy cattle in Australia. I believe you have more than two million of them."
"Really? Um, Ryan, could you take me out for a walk in the woods tomorrow β alone?"
"If you want to be alone then I can't accompany you."
"I mean just you and me."
"Whatever for?"
"Just so I can get to know you better?"
"You mean carnally?"
Midge flushed deeply. "I wasn't thinking about THAT, but I'll think about that if you wish."
"I think I shouldn't think about that. Ah, here comes coffee. Harriet, Midge wants to go for a walk in the woods tomorrow. Do we have any woods?"
"She'll mean the bush or a forest darling. Why don't you take her across the river to Shepherd's Bush β it's much more isolated so she'll have the chance of seeing a lot more birdlife."
"That sounds lovely, Harriet. Thank you for suggesting that to Ryan."