I'm just an average joe. You know the type. Five foot four, with short, dark-brown, glossy hair, bright blue eyes, average build, perfect teeth, with a sexy smile that could heat up an eskimo that's been stuck in the ice for three years. Ok, so I'm short, and sexy as hell, but you know what I mean. I get up every morning, go to work at the office, stay late, come home to my one bedroom apartment, whack one off and fall asleep. At least, that's how it used to be. Let me tell you a little story... I was walking hurriedly down a carpeted hall at the office, towards my boss's office, my nose stuck in the report I was getting ready to give him. I rounded a corner, carelessly not watching where I was going. I felt a jolt, as I hit something, my hands contacting something soft, yet firm, at the same time. In my shock, my report goes flying, papers everywhere. I grunt out a few curses, my eyes searching for whatever I hit. Then my eyes locked on hers. It was like lightning, shooting straight to my heart. Or, maybe it was my groin...
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I thought today would be just another normal, boring workday. Don't misunderstand, I love my job, but my life has just been so stoic lately. I work, sleep, and work. The only fun I have is working out. So, imagine my surprise when I literally bump into my dream.
You see, I'm a dreamer, I walk around with my head in the clouds, dreaming of what my life could be. I'm so average that my dreams take on the above-average life I hope for. I have always dreamt of this sexy, hot stranger, with piercing blue eyes, and a sexy dimple. HE is the one my heart belonged to, and all the other men I have met have paled to my dream man. The one I didn't believe existed. However, I literally knocked my dream man on his tight, sexy ass!
When I looked down into those blue eyes, I KNEW he was the one. But, again, I'm just an average looking woman that blushes so easily. I knelt down to pick up his papers, murmuring apologies, like an idiot. My eyes strayed to his hands, those beautiful, long fingers, and immediately I pictured them caressing my breasts, his long fingers working over my nipples...and to my utmost horror, I noticed those traitorous nipples erect against my blouse! And of course, that's right where his eyes were, noticing his effect on me.
I thrust his papers back at him, apologizing for my clumsiness again, then hurried off down the hall, cursing at my reaction.