S. was friendly and funny and lifted everyone's spirits. She was the life of the party. She always brightened the room when she came in - the entire chat room. I met S. online.
Please continue reading. This story isn't about a cyber relationship. It's about a cyber relationship turned one night stand. One weekend stand, rather.
S. was a regular in the 'Over 40's' chat room on my internet provider. She was a world of information and wisdom and she knew every joke. I began talking with her regularly after being urged by other chatters online and found that I really began to like her. We were chatting in private messages in no time.
"You're not that far from me," she said, one evening, "maybe we should try to meet."
"Not that far" in Texas, in this case, was about 300 miles. It was a trip that couldn't be arranged until I could take a weekend off from my 24/7 on-call job. The online relationship, by that time, had developed into a full blown online romance. After two months of chatting online, we traded pictures, likes, dislikes, and everything that could be sent via e-mail.
We hadn't had cyber-sex. Neither of us really had any interest in mutual masturbation online. I commonly joke that if I want to masturbate I have more comfortable places than my computer chair. We did have a lot of very sexual conversations. One night we laughed and bantered and I dropped the news to her that I had a weekend coming that I could come see her. She agreed immediately. She did have one bit of news for me that she was a little embarrassed about.
"I don't want you to think I sleep around a lot, but I have to tell you something in case we get romantic," she chatted to me. "I was trimming myself the other night and I cut off too much."
I didn't catch on immediately.
"You were trimming yourself? You mean you were trimming your bikini line?" I asked.
"Yes. I was trimming and I cut off to much, so I was trying to even it out and I wound up just shaving it all off."
"You're embarrassed to tell me that you're shaved?"
"Yeah," she said, "it's a little embarrassing for me."
"Are you trying to give me an erection before I even get there?"
She laughed at this, or at least, she typed "LOL."
I told her that I didn't want to her too embarrassed about it, so I asked her to wait for me online while I was away from the keyboard for a few minutes. When I came back later, I announced to her that she didn't need to be embarrassed that she was shaved, because now, I was shaved, too. I think that amazed her.