My life started out pretty average. I, Jack Jones, was born 59 years ago, went through 12 years of schooling before joining the workforce. My mates and I went out most weekends searching for our soul mate. If you actually believe that part, I have a bridge to sell you... In reality, we just hoped to get lucky occasionally. Sometimes we did, sometimes we didn't.
Eventually, we all found someone to settle down with. Me being one of the 'average' people, my marriage lasted slightly over 5 years before Sandra found her true soul mate and disappeared with our eight month old daughter Emily, leaving the signed divorce papers on the kitchen table. When I say disappeared, I mean they vanished off the face of the Earth.
Being the average clueless male, I got blind rotten drunk and stayed that way until my boss Billy kicked in my door 3 days later, wondering why I hadn't shown up to work or called. He did try knocking, but when all he heard was me shouting abuse, he decided to act.
Having been through a divorce, Billy appointed himself as my mentor. Not only did he organize legal representation and help me through the court process, he took it on his shoulders to revive my love life. He even enlisted the help of his wife, Wendy, to set up some dates with her single friends.
Through some strange twist of fate, one of Wendy's friends turned out to be the woman I should have married the first time. We fit together perfectly. Similar likes and dislikes. Same views on fidelity and family values.
And so it came to pass that at the age of 31, I was once again down on one knee, holding a ring and asking a woman to be my betrothed. Thankfully she said yes, otherwise I would have been rather embarrassed in front of 30 of our friends at her birthday party.
We had decided that Gemma would go off the pill a couple of months before the wedding because she had already turned 34 and the ticking of her clock kept getting louder each day. After a two week honeymoon, my dick was ready to fall off. I was almost happy to get back to work so I get a rest. I did say 'almost'.
After the first year, and Gemma not yet getting pregnant, we involved the medical profession. To cut a long, painful story short, it was discovered that we would never have the joy of bringing children into this world. Not even in-vitro fertilization would help us.
It was with this in mind that Doctor Susan Jackson suggested we look into adopting or fostering a child. After carefully considering this for a least 2 and a half seconds, we agreed. Doc Susan, as she asked us to address her, helped us with all the paperwork, including references that were required.
So it came to pass that 4 months later, we had 3 siblings staying with us until their parents completed rehab. Twelve weeks after they arrived, I was holding Gemma in our bed while she cried her eyes out, having handed back those 3 darling children to parents we knew wouldn't have the childrens best interests at heart.
The next week was spent soul searching on our part. The following day we contacted our case worker and withdrew from the foster programme. Neither of us were cut out for the emotional turmoil that experience brought us. We still looked forward to adopting a child.
It took nearly another 3 years before we were blessed with not one but two children. A girl who was almost 5 and her brother who had just turned 2. Their parents had died in a car crash 9 months earlier, and because no-one really wanted two children at once, children services had trouble finding someone to take them together. Gemma and I didn't hesitate for a second when we were contacted.
Becky and David were wary at first, but they seemed to settle in over the next 3 or so weeks. It wasn't until about six months later that we knew for sure they were both happy. That was the day that Gemma and I were called Mum and Dad for the first time. Once again I held Gemma in my arms that night while she cried her eyes out. But these were happy tears.
Over the years, the kids both thrived. Of course we had the usual family problems, especially when Becky hit puberty. It seemed to me that she was 13 going on 41. Luckily Gemma and both Grandmothers knew how to handle things. Hey, I'm an average male. I really have no idea how the female mind works. So sue me!
When it came to David, between me, my Dad and Gemma's Dad, we had it covered. When the kids came to us, Becky was old enough to understand what had happened to their parents. It was the day after her 15
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