When Angela Met Crazy
This is the sequel to "When Harry Met Crazy"
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Every time I think of you, I always catch my breath
And I'm still standing here, while you're miles away
And I'm wondering why you left
- John Waite
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Maribelle tried to warned me. She was the other waitress working the 4pm -- 10:00pm shift that night at the Pegasus Truck Stop. "Angela, you best watch yourself around that guy in booth 12," she'd cautioned, "he's a damned heartbreaker."
Booth 12 was in my section, and the handsome trucker sitting in it was every bit the heartbreaker Maribelle had warned he was. With his broad shoulders, dark brown hair, clean-shaven face, and a smile that could melt a damned glacier, he resembled a young David Hasselhoff. My otherwise reliable knees got shaky as I took his order.
Me getting excited about him was probably just wishful thinking on my part, what with me being a plain-Jane 33-year-old divorcee with dull dishwater-blonde hair (desperately in need of a stylist, no less). Over the course of nine years marriage to my useless ex, my girlish waistline had disappeared and my butt had grown, although occasionally some horny driver would rudely compliment me on my 36D boobs.
I'd usually shut down talk like that by asking the smart-mouth if his wife or mama would approve of him treating woman that way, but secretly, I didn't always mind the attention. My ex-husband had done a real number on my self-esteem when he left me for a 23-year-old stripper, even going so far as to call me a fat cow that nobody would want on the day we signed the papers. This is why compliments from a younger man gave me a little ego boost, even when they were rude ones.
Turns out I was wrong about me and my wishful thinking, though. Booth 12 man didn't just eat and head out like most truckers do. After he ate his dinner of chicken-fried steak, mashed potatoes, and mixed vegetables, he ordered coffee and apple pie for dessert. Every time I'd come to the table, he'd chat me up sweet-like, and low-key compliment me by saying things like, "I'll bet you're the best waitress in this place. I'd sure make a detour to get you to serve me!" Talk about getting my hormones racing!
I was even more surprised when, instead of leaving after he finished his dessert, Booth 12 man stayed put and kept ordering more slices of apple pie. By the time my shift was over, it was a miracle he didn't catch diabetes! Maybe it was my fertile imagination, but I got the distinct impression he wasn't ordering apple pie because he was a fan of apples, but because it give him an excuse to keep talking to me!
I could hardly believe my ears when, after I finished my shift, he caught me at the door and introduced himself as Ray Beaumont, then asked if we could grab a drink somewhere. I told him my name, Angela Taylor, and I'd like that very much. Leaving his rig parked at the Pegasus, we got in my old Chevy Citation and I drove a couple of miles down the road to a place called Daisy's Drop Inn.
Over a pitcher of beer and a bowl of pretzels Ray shared that he was 27, an independent trucker who'd been behind the wheel for 6 years or so. I, in turn, told him my tale of woe about being 33 and divorced from my cheating husband Jack after wasting nine damned years.
Things got
real
interesting when I told Ray how before my ex left me, he'd told me I was so fat and ugly that nobody would want me. Ray seemed to take great offense at that, and to my surprise stood up and leaned himself right over that table to kiss me!
I mean, here I was, plain old fat Angela the waitress, and all of a sudden this gorgeous man is telling me Jack must have been deaf, dumb and blind to think I was ugly. I swear, the cotton liner in the crotch of my plus-sized panties pretty much got soaked when he said that!
Being kissed by this fine looking man made my head spin, but before I could react, he told me he needed to get some rest before he got on the road again. I took that to mean the fun was over, so we left the bar and I reluctantly drove him back to his rig. When we got there, instead of getting out of the car, he shocked the hell out of me by kissing me again! Then he said, "If you come on into my rig, I'll show you how wrong your ex was about you."
I'm here to tell you, Ray didn't have to ask me twice! Despite all the shallow flirting by roadside Romeos at the Pegasus for a year and a half, I hadn't been with a man since before my husband left. Ray's offer convinced me it was time to end my dry spell.
We climbed in and slid into the sleeper cab of his rig. It was tight - an area not much bigger than a twin bed - but I didn't mind. We started kissing like a couple of college kids, and when he began unbuttoning my blouse I thought my heart would explode! I made short work of getting his shoes, shirt, and pants off, meanwhile Ray must have been a wizard because in between his hot kisses my waitress dress, orthopedic work shoes, bra, and panties magically disappeared!
Moving off my mouth, he kissed his way down my neck, taking his sweet time kissing and nibbling my tits. It had been a long time since a man had played with my nipples, and I damn near came a time or two! Things got even better when he moved down my belly, kissing his way to my navel before concentrating on the small mound of fat above my coochie!
He chuckled when he saw my one youthful act of rebellion: a rainbow tattoo I'd gotten when I was 18 that began just below my navel and led to a leprechaun guarding a little pot of gold right above my pubic mound.
He wasn't just kissing mind you, in between playing my body with those lips, he was talking, telling me things like, "Angela, you're so fucking hot," or, "I want you so bad," and even "Your ex-husband is a fucking moron to walk away from this." He said that last one a bunch of times, and by the fourth time, he certainly had me believing it.
After he kissed me on my tattoo, he moved himself so he was between my spread legs, kind of hunched over (the sleeper was a really tight space) but with his mouth right above my warm wet kitty. He asked me, "Is it OK if I kiss you down here?"
By this time I was so hot for him I would have agreed to anything, of course; going down on me was something that Jack had never done for me the whole time we were married. I knew Maribelle trimmed her pubes for her boyfriend, but I hadn't had anyone to trim for in over 18 months.
"I need to warn you I haven't shaved down there in a while, Ray, I'm afraid it's kind of a forest..." I told him, and that was all the encouragement he needed.
"Don't worry about a thing," he told me, "I was a Grizzly Scout in my younger days. I can find my way through any thicket." Then he proceeded to prove it. Oh my lord, that man was amazing, he chowed down on my poor beaver like it was a hairy taco and he was starving to death! I came at least three times before I had to stop him just so I could take a proper breath!