I yelled at the bald man waving my hands wildly, "Fuck you. Fucking pussy!" The older man shook his head at me.
I groaned, "Argh!" Kicking the ground with my shoe, "Fucking. Fuck, fuck, fuck" I could faintly hear him whispering as he disappeared from the bakery and turned the corner.
I muttered to myself, "Fucker" As I began to dust the flour off my apron.
Turning around, I stomped back over the threshold of the bakery, I heard the chimes as I walked into the kitchen. The aroma of freshly baked bread and goodies wafted through the air and into my nose, I sighed happily, but weaved a hand through my short, ginger hair feeling a headache coming on.
My happiness slowly depleted as I saw Natalie, my best friend banging around in the kitchen as she casually licked a spoon covered with melted chocolate.
I walked angrily into the kitchen, "Oy!" I slammed my hands down on the flour covered table which shook some flour onto the floor.
Natalie shrugged turning to me, "What's got your panties in a twist sugar?" While she held the spoon covered with melted chocolate while the other held a cookie shaped like a penis.
I pointed an accusing finger towards her, "You!" I yelled loudly at my best friend and co-owner of the bakery.
Natalie spoke licking the spoon, "Hmmm?" Stepping closer to me and smiling innocently, the sun which streamed in shined of her tattoos and piercings. Which made me even more frustrated.
I spoke in mock innocence, "Now. Now Natty, don't play innocent with me." I picked up some flour to holding it behind my back.
Natalie faked a gasp, "What did I do?" She shrugged as she did so, perching on the countertop, her leather trousers creasing as she sat.
I exclaimed, "You, that old man basically yelled at me and called me a pervert... Natalie!" Tossing the flour in my hand over her head as payback, watching the flour fall on top of her bright, purple coloured hair. I tried to stifle my laughter.
Natalie tried to lunge away from me, but she was to slow. "Hey, not cool, sugar," Natalie screeched shaking her head back and forth, throwing flour at me that she grabbed from of the countertop.
I huffed out in dramatically, "Who would bake PENIS COOKIES? But you would. Natty, really?" I continued pointing an accusing finger her way, "And putting them in the old man's cookie order. REALLY! Natty," I yelled at her, throwing my hands in the air for exaggeration.
She stated nonchalantly with a shrug as she dipped her finger into the cookie dough putting it close to her red coloured lips, "It's not my fault he found a penis cookie in his order." She smiled at me innocently at me, batting her false eyelashes at me.
I lowered my head in my hands, "We've now lost another customer. From your stupid games, Natalie."
I heard Natalie's muffled laughs; I looked up from my hands seeing her try to contain her laughs, but she failed -- laughing loudly, throwing her head back.
I sighed out loud walking away from the countertop, leaning my back against the cold wall. "I hate you."
Natalie sung to me, "Hey, that ass just took it personally. Cheer up buttercup!" Kissing my head affectionately. She continued, "Besides, we could always kill him!" Natalie looked at me a glint of pleasure rushing through her eyes.
She rubbed my head annoyingly, smirking.
I muttered whilst slapping her hand away, "Leave me alone you psycho!"
She spoke laughing, "Hahaha," Laughing, "You really love me." Natalie straightened her back and turned to me.
Natalie sung, "Come on now, sugar plum." She shoved me out of the kitchen and into the store, "We've got a damn bakery to run." I tiredly looked at the line of customers patiently waiting outside of the bakery.
I groaned louder, "Urgh." Today is going to be a very stressful day.
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Waving at the last customer I yelled out, "Have a great day, sir!" Smiling as they waved back at me shutting the bakery door, I released a tired sigh.
I slumped against the counter and yawned loudly, looking around at the quiet space. I scratched my head with a tattooed hand.
I yawned tiredly looking over at Natalie, "Another busy day, huh, Natty?" As she emerged from the kitchen wiping her hands on a tea towel, covered with melted chocolate and sprinkles.
I laughed loudly, "Hahahha." Seeing her appearance as well as her death glare towards me.
Natalie warned, "Don't even start!" Turning away and heading towards the staff bathroom to get washed up.