The old Hong Kong airport was its usual disasterâcrowded, smelly and noisy. I was first to board the giant 747 when the announcement finally came. I turned left into the first class section and found my window seat on the right side of the cabin. The stewardess took my coat and offered me the choice of champagne, white wine or orange juice. I passed and quickly took off my shoes and put on the slipper socks supplied by the airline, grabbed my book and settled in.
My name is Dave Williams. Iâm five feet eleven inches tall, brown hair, brown eyes and weigh about 180 pounds. My job required a lot of traveling. Fortunately, when I received my last promotion I negotiated the deal that I would travel first class as part of my compensation. In a moment of weakness my company agreed and henceforth I road in the front of the bus.
The noise of the first class cabin filling was background clutter as I started a new detective escape book. I had bought 5 of them for the thirteen hour flight back to my home in San Francisco. I felt the seat shake as the passenger sat down next to me. âShit,â I thought. âI was really hoping the seat would stay empty.â I refused to look at my fellow passenger. From past bad experiences if you are too friendly up front and you get a talker, you are in for a miserable, torturous flight.
The cabin door closed in preparation for the push back, and one of the stewardesses went to the front of the cabin for the safety demo. I looked up, not for the demo, but to check out the stewardess, but my eyes never made it there. My fellow passenger was a female, and she was a Tenânot nine point eight or nine point nine, but a Ten! I thought, âYou asshole; old Mr. unsociable sitting next to a beautiful woman and not even knowing it. How dumb can you be?â
The Ten was about five feet seven inches tall, short cut blond hair, high cheek bones and slim legs. She had on a pants suit that must have cost in the hundreds. The stewardess had taken her coat as she sat there in a white blouse with the top two buttons undone so just the touch of skin was showing. Her breasts pushed against the silken blouse material and came to a point where a point should be.
She must have sensed my staring as she turned to meâŚgreen eyes; beautiful emerald deep green eyesâŚand said, âI hope we arenât delayed. I have been in the airport for an hour and it was horrible.â
I answered, âI think weâre in pretty good shape. This airport is really small with only the one main runway, so once they push you back they really want the plane to leave quickly to free up space for incoming planes.â
She nodded her understanding and went back to her magazine. I sat there trying to calculate some way to restart the conversation when the stewardess came up to us to take our drink orders. Looking at her sheet she asked, âMr. Williams? Would you like a drink after take off?â I answered, âJack Daniels on the rocks would be great.â
Again checking her sheet she looked and said, âMrs. MacMillan? What can I get for you?â
Mrs. MacMillan answered, âJust a white wine; whatever you have opened.â
The plane had taxied to the end of the runway and was slowly turning to be in position for takeoff. The engines ran up and after a moment I felt the plane bounce forward as the pilot released the brakes. Regulations state that a runway must be long enough so that when the wheels lift there is still 50 percent of the runway left so that if the plane has engine failure, there still is a place to set it back down. Hong Kong had somehow pulled a pass. From experience I knew we would be using 75 percent of the runway or more before we left the ground. The plane gathered speed and raced down the runway and finally lifted.
I watched the nearby apartments gradually becoming smaller as the 747 made a soft bank to the left. Just as I was about to return to my book, I heard a bump.
âHeard a bumpâ is a strange phrase to use to describe an event in a large jet aircraft. You might feel bumps during a flight, but you do not âhear bumpsâ when flying in a safe plane. I looked up instantly and saw the nearest stewardess. Her face had turned white. My fellow passenger asked, âWhat was that noiseâŚis something wrong?â
I answered without taking my eyes off the stewardess, âWe heard a bump; I think something blew on takeoff.â Looking outside the window quickly I continued, âAnd we arenât going up any more; we should be climbing.â
Just then the pilot came on and said very quickly, âPlease be calm everyone. We donât have a major problemâŚyet. I will be back to you shortly.â
The âyetâ did it. One of the woman passengers started to cry. Then I felt someone grabbing me. I looked at my seat companion and saw absolute, complete terror in her eyes. She was gripping my arm and pulling it and gasped, âI hate flyingâŚI hate it. Why do I ever get on one of these things when they scare the hell out of me? Are we going to crash?
I replied, âI think we are alright so far. The pilot obviously has a problem that he is trying to fix, but the main thing is that we are not going down.â I did not mention that, on the other hand, we were not going up either. My left arm was still inside her right arm and she had not released my hand. I squeezed her hand and said, âIâm guessing we will know whatâs up pretty quick.â I could feel her breast against my arm as she held my hand. I knew that there was no way she was going to let go of someone who seemed to be somewhat calm in a situation where she expected to die.
We sat in silence for about three minutes. When a bit of turbulence bumped the plane, she yelped and pressed harder into meâshe was terrified. The pilot finally came back on the intercom and said, âWell folks, sorry about that problem. We are safe, but here is the situation. We blew one of our four engines at about three thousand feet. The bump you heard was the engine. We immediately turned it off and reset the plane for flying on three engines which it is fully capable of doing. However, safety regulations and common sense dictate that we return to Hong Kong and repair or replace our engine. Unfortunately, we are fully loaded with fuel. If we landed now there is a good chance the wings would snap off from the weight of the fuel. So the solution is that we will circle for about three hours dropping fuel, and then land back at Hong Kong. Our representatives will meet us on arrival and take care of you from there. So relax and enjoy three hours of circles. Obviously, the no smoking sign will be on until we land.â
I looked at my hand holding seat companion. She finally realized she was still clutching my arm and hand. She let go and said, âIâm sorry to be such a wimp. Flying just scares the hell out of me, and every time I get the courage to fly, Iâm petrified. Thanks for being my hand holder. My name is Jill MacMillan.â
I replied, âIâm Dave Williams. I enjoyed holding your handâfeel free to hold it some more if you want to--but can I ask, if flying upsets you so much, why do you fly?â
Jill gave a nervous little grin and answered, âMoneyâŚsometimes my job requires flying; if I donât fly, I donât make any money.â
I asked, âWhat job forces you to fly?â
Jill looked at me and said, âI just want to talk. If I talk maybe I wonât think that this plane is going to crash, although I know this plane is going to crash. So tell me to shut up if I talk too much.
âIâm a head hunter that specializes in financial derivatives. Derivatives are the thing right now and every bank has to have a financial derivatives department. The demand for people who really know what they are doing is much bigger than the supply, so salaries keep going up. When I find a good person and they get hired, I receive an amount equal to 30 percent of their starting salary as my compensation.