I am Stuart Sanders. I am 24 and proudly Welsh. I work part-time as a personal trainer in the council run leisure centre. I am also a semi professional rugby player. I dream of wearing the red WRU jersey and beating England at Twickenham.
Rugby players in rugby-mad Tredegar have lots of women throwing themselves at us. When they do, I don't step aside.
SEX COMPETITION POINTS SYSTEM
My teammates and I have a competition to see how far we can get with women. We have a scoring system. We get one point if we cop a feel of titties.
We get 2 points if we finger the lady's cunt and 3 points if we bed her.
WOMAN ONE (VENUS)
My first woman of the rugby season was sex mad Venus. She wanted to have a mile of cock before she died.
She got 4 of us rugby players to join her.
She had a tape measure so she knew how much cock she had taken inside her that night.
It was the first time I have had my erect cock measured by a woman. I was just over 6 inches.
We had a gang bang. Her saying seemed to be "Wham, bang, thank you gang".
WOMAN TWO (RHYL PRESIDENT'S WIFE)
I won plaudits for bedding the wife of our opponent's Honorary Club President. We had played the Rhyl Wizards RFC in a cup match. After the match they entertained us until midnight.
The Rhyl President's wife gave me good vibes. She was in her late 40s or early 50s.
She went out unnoticed and I followed.
She pulled down her knickers and lifted her skirt. I fucked her in the knee trembler position and she went back inside. I followed about 10 minutes later.
On the coach back to Tredegar I told my teammates of my conquest.
They sang "Who just fucked the President's wife" to the tune of "Whose afraid of the big bad wolf".
The Rhyl RFC President's wife earned me 3 more sex competition points.
WOMAN THREE (ROSE) - PART ONE
Rose was a Chapel going, nonconformist virgin.
EDITORIAL NOTE 1
Let me explain about Chapel folk and why they are different.
They are teetotal. Prominent Welsh Chapel folk, including David Lloyd George, sponsored the 1881 Sunday Closing (Wales) Act which meant pubs couldn't open on a Sunday. It was repealed in 1961, and each county was asked to vote on whether to allow Sunday opening. Many counties voted to remain "dry". The last district dropped the ban in 1996.
EDITORIAL NOTE 2
Famously, a Chapel man got elected to the UK Parliament with a manifesto which advocated Wales being a republic and it being teetotal.
EDITORIAL NOTE 3
19th Century women chapel-goers fought for temperance and women's suffrage.
WOMAN THREE (ROSE) - PART TWO
I asked Rose "Why chose me to go steady with?"
Rose replied "It must have been opposites attracting. Your teammates tried to woo me but I resisted them. I know you play the field. Perhaps I can transform you into a respectful husband."
After a few weeks of hand holding and kissing, she said "I want you to be the one that takes away my virginity. But I need to be sure before I give my treasure to you."
I said "I can wait. But I am honoured that you have chosen me."
Six weeks later, she said "Can you book a hotel in Cardiff so we can stay together
for a night?"
I said "Won't your parents object?"
Rose said "I will just tell them that I am going with a friend to the big city for a night out."
I said "I don't want such an important event taking place in a cheap, dirty hotel bedroom. I will book a 4 star hotel. Perhaps we could have a romantic evening meal."
Rose replied "That's why I fell in love with you. Other men would have just booked the cheapest hotel and done the business. They wouldn't have cared that being deflowered is a most important thing, especially for me."
I said "But I am not ready to settle down. I don't want you to lose your virginity thinking that the next step is us getting engaged."
Rose said "I will take that chance. For I feel that we are destined to be with each other."
