I am Stuart Sanders. I am 24 and proudly Welsh. I work part-time as a personal trainer in the council run leisure centre. I am also a semi professional rugby player. I dream of wearing the red WRU jersey and beating England at Twickenham.
Rugby players in rugby-mad Tredegar have lots of women throwing themselves at us. When they do, I don't step aside.
SEX COMPETITION POINTS SYSTEM
My teammates and I have a competition to see how far we can get with women. We have a scoring system. We get one point if we cop a feel of titties.
We get 2 points if we finger the lady's cunt and 3 points if we bed her.
WOMAN ONE (VENUS)
My first woman of the rugby season was sex mad Venus. She wanted to have a mile of cock before she died.
She got 4 of us rugby players to join her.
She had a tape measure so she knew how much cock she had taken inside her that night.
It was the first time I have had my erect cock measured by a woman. I was just over 6 inches.
We had a gang bang. Her saying seemed to be "Wham, bang, thank you gang".
WOMAN TWO (RHYL PRESIDENT'S WIFE)
I won plaudits for bedding the wife of our opponent's Honorary Club President. We had played the Rhyl Wizards RFC in a cup match. After the match they entertained us until midnight.
The Rhyl President's wife gave me good vibes. She was in her late 40s or early 50s.
She went out unnoticed and I followed.
She pulled down her knickers and lifted her skirt. I fucked her in the knee trembler position and she went back inside. I followed about 10 minutes later.
On the coach back to Tredegar I told my teammates of my conquest.
They sang "Who just fucked the President's wife" to the tune of "Whose afraid of the big bad wolf".
The Rhyl RFC President's wife earned me 3 more sex competition points.
WOMAN THREE (ROSE) - PART ONE
Rose was a Chapel going, nonconformist virgin.
EDITORIAL NOTE 1
Let me explain about Chapel folk and why they are different.
They are teetotal. Prominent Welsh Chapel folk, including David Lloyd George, sponsored the 1881 Sunday Closing (Wales) Act which meant pubs couldn't open on a Sunday. It was repealed in 1961, and each county was asked to vote on whether to allow Sunday opening. Many counties voted to remain "dry". The last district dropped the ban in 1996.
EDITORIAL NOTE 2
Famously, a Chapel man got elected to the UK Parliament with a manifesto which advocated Wales being a republic and it being teetotal.
EDITORIAL NOTE 3