This is my entry for the Christmas story contest. I hope that some of you might enjoy it.
'Tis the Season...
I love Christmas. Everyone is always so happy and jolly. There always seems to be endless supply of parties, that are filled with gift giving, eating and drinking. The holiday season is time of the year, when the American dream of overindulgence, at its absolute very best.
Working in the financial district of NYC offers me plenty of perks this time of the year, offer upon offer of work get togethers, social gatherings and parties in general. Not having that much knowledge or experience of the social calendar within the company that I work for, I tend to follow the lead of Suraj, an older gentleman that has become my self-proclaimed, "mentor". Suraj will enlighten me as to which parties will have the best booze, the best food and as he so eloquently puts it, the best "trim". Suraj has steered me down the correct path on numerous occasions so, more often, than not, I will pay attention to his directions.
"I guarantee it. You will be having your balls licked by Trini or one of her hot little bitch friends within an hour of arrival. Trini's parties are always the bomb Maxwell. I'll tell that for free."
"Trini doesn't even know who I am. What am I supposed to do, just show up at her door with a bottle of wine in hand?"
"Fuck that shit. I know her address. I'll give it to you and you just walk in like you own the mother fuckin place, throw down the hottest bitch you can see and fuck her, then wipe your dick on one of Trini's $2000 duvets. I'll live vicariously through you for of the rest of my time on this god forsaken earth."
"Settle down Raj, you know that's never going to happen. She'd have me escorted from the building before I made it in the door."
"You know what your problem is Max? You're a fucking under achiever when it comes to pussy. There is so much poon walking around in this place, just waiting for you to slip a dick into it, but no, you are too fucking busy working like a little company bitch."
"Hey buddy, if there's so much of it, why don't I notice you chasing after it?"
"I won't get any more pussy in this place. Not since that old cunt Judith told everybody that I was a premature ejaculator. Ruined my street cred, that's for sure, but you, you can live in the fast lane. Just show your skinny white ass up at that party. Show those bitches some of that muscle from the gym and you'll be drowning in pussy juice. Mark my fucking words."
"Um hum, excuse me gentlemen, but if you have completed sorting out your social calendar, I have some business to tend to. Perfect. Well then, Maxwell this is from Mr. Williams, he would like you to RSVP no later than 4:30pm today, understood?"
"Yes indeed. Thank you, Vanessa." And with that Mr. William's assistant Vanessa, departed our area. Suraj and I savored the view of her fine ass in a pencil skirt, as she walked away.
"That bitch is like a cat, she sneaks around this office waiting to pounce on all us mice. I'll tell you something else for free Maxi, she'd ride you like a rented mule."
I opened the envelope and it contained a Christmas invitation. "You are cordially invited to attend the 23
rd
annual Tri Bank's Seasonal Celebration on December 7
th
, 2019. This event will be given at the home of Benjamin Williams III. Cocktails will be at 6:00pm. Dinner 8:00pm sharp, please RSVP no later than 4:00pm November 22
nd
."
This was followed by an address on Park Ave and request for the name of the spouse or date that would be attending with you.
"Is that what I think it is?"
"That depends Raj, what do you think it is?"
"Don't be coy Max. It doesn't look good on a little cunt like you."
"It's an invitation to the company Christmas party."
"Fuuuuuck off, you got invited to "The Party", who's dick did you suck for that?"
"Fuck you Raj, but it doesn't matter, I'm not going anyway. I don't have a date."
"Hire a hooker you daft prick. Don't you be a fucking asshole. Do you know what happens at those parties? You get promoted, that's what. Not one of those cunts make under 7 figures a year. When is it?"
"The 7
th
."
"Fuck buddy, that's the same night as Trini's party. If you show up there after being at the Big Man's party, all those bitches at Trini's will be puppy humping your leg as soon as you get in the door, there'll be pussy stains on your pants for sure."
"You're a piece of work Raj."
"I'm telling you man. You play your cards right at that ''paartee" and you will be Managing Director of this department by January. You have my word."
"Hey guys." Trini said when she snuck up behind us. Caught bullshitting twice in one day, Raj and I were definitely off our game.
"So Max, Vanessa tells me that you are planning on crashing my party. Well, just so you know, you are always welcome at any of my events, crashing isn't necessary. Here's the address, come any time after 8:00pm. K."
"What about me Trini baby?" Raj just couldn't resist throwing in a dig.
"Fuck you "Quick Draw", it's only a party for real men and not sewer rats like you." And with that Trini disappeared.
"See Maxwell, Judith fucked me for life. It's like I have some kind of STD or the plague and all I do is come a little fast. Fucking cunts, all of them."