THE STORY SO FAR: Twice divorced, unemployed computer technician Victor Haig is searching for a real soul mate when he rescues Nina Raymond from two louts who either mistook her for a hooker or an easy opportunity. Nina (20) admits to 37-year old Vic she's sexually inexperienced. He learns the young woman has been abused sexually by the few men in her life including her father. They leave town, taking to the road in Nina's SUV with no destination in mind. They work on a dude guest ranch and a year later help the proprietor rebuild his computer and video business. They leave the coast and head east into traditional cattle land and look for a run-down ranch to buy and build it up. The purchase of a run-down privately owned ranch of 63,800 acres becomes possible when Nina reveals she's the daughter of an heiress and inherited her mother's wealth. Their adventures continue while waiting to 'hand-over' day of the property. In this episode the couple sort out friend Kate's conception problem and make a return visit to the guest ranch of the 'legendary' Joe Black and his wife Hannah.
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Kate Levett's premonition that it would be embarrassing talking to Vic about using him to impregnate her was correct. Nina, Vic and Kate has ridden out to look at horses when they stopped under shelter of trees for coffee and Nina opened the subject delicately, Kate nodding approvingly, when Vic removed his Stetson, swept his hair back and said, "What, the two of you at once?"
The two horrified women looked and then took the only sensible way out: they burst into laughter, shaking their heads and attempting not to hurt his feelings.
"If that's a no, what then?"
Nina proceeded carefully. "You go off with Kate once a month at her prime time for a couple of nights, treat her gently with loving care and returned her home safely."
"What, without Shaun's knowledge?"
"No, if we secure your agreement, Kate then talks to Shaun."
"And if we all agreed, then Kate and I can rut into exhaustion."
"Darling, I think you two will have to establish rules of engagement and to approach the entire encounter with dignity β as a medical assignment I should think Kate?"
"I should think so."
Vic fiddled with his hat. "How many times a day?"
Nina colored and asked, "Kate?"
"Whatever it takes, I should think. We'd need to seek advice Nina."
"Nah, you read up about it on the internet guys," Vic suggested. "Those consultants will give you a thermometer and temperature chart and as she nears the peak of ovulation they'll require me to spread a white sheet over her midriff and insert as she counts down. I'll be so nervous I won't be able shoot until Kate pulls me out of her, too late."
"Vic!"
"Leave him Nina; he's doing his best. From what he's just said I've gotten the image of men in white coats circling us with stop-watches and leading Vic up to me by a head halter."
"Oh, how ghastly," Nina said, unable to giggle like Kate. "We're not serious about that, are we?"
"No, Kate laughed nervously and the three of them almost scared the horses off with their laughter. "What do you suggest, Vic β be serious."
"Act like a couple aiming for conception."
"Yes," Kate cried excitedly but then lost her smile. "W-w-what if we fall in love?"
Vic quickly doused that concern. "Do you have a small pussy?"
"I think so."
"Think so? Oh, okay. Then it won't be a problem. You'll be practically legless after I've finished with you that you'll be glad to see the last of me."
"Nina?"
"He could be right; I believe you two are not too competitive to fall in love. Rather being cooped up with him for three or four days you'll sort him out β probably reducing him to visiting hours."
"Should we conduct a trial now?" Kate suggested.
"What, the three of us?"
"Yes Nina, I'll feel happier with you here."
Nina looked at Vic who shrugged; he was no help at all.
"All right," she said unbuttoning her shirt, "This could be fun."
Kate's radio hanging from her saddle horn burst into life.
It was Dean. "Kate, Lorna Macdonald is here for you to fit her saddle properly."
"Right, coming. I'm ten minutes away."
"Understood. Bye."
"But sadly I'm not coming here," Kate giggled. "Perhaps we were not meant to experiment."
"Perhaps so," Nina sighed. "You go. I best help my man with this lump he's developed."
That night in bed Nina and Vic could hear the low tones of Shaun and Kate talking, no words distinguishable. They were drifting off to sleep when there was a knock.
"Come in."
Shaun entered and turned on the light.
"Shake my hand Vic, what a hero," Shaun said, wiping his eyes. Vic sat up and the men hugged, slapping each other on the back.
Shaun leaned over and kissed Nina, saying her consent was greatly appreciated.
"I think it's wonderfully brave of you to allow this to happen, Shaun," she said supportively. "You may not be aware of it but you are the real hero."
Shaun was standing at the end of the bed wiping his eyes when Kate came into the room, looking very concerned. "Oh baby, what's the matter," she cooed, running to him.
"It's Vic and Nina, they have been so nice to me. Nina just told me my action is heroic."
"Oh, and so it is, darling. I told you what a wonderful woman she is; our county is already being enriched by her presence and she'd only just started."
"Hey, what about me?"
"Oh, and you too Vic," Kate said, running around the end of the bed to hug and kiss Nina.
"Is what we are intending to do legal?" Kate asked.
None of them knew. Nina took charge. "Perhaps it's best that we don't enquire. There could be complications over the legal claims to any offspring and over the offspring's biological status legally, but we have no intention of making any sort of parental claim now or into the future, have we Vic; we'd agreed on this."
"Yes, absolutely," said Vic. "Our involvement is plutonic β that's the word you used, Nina. We do it and if we succeed we keep our mouths shut, forever. We did suggest continuing involvement by being named godparents."
"Oh yes, oh I'm sorry, guys. Shaun, that was mentioned before you came into discussions."
"I think that would be a great idea. It really has me excited to hear you guys talking so positively about this."
"Okay, here's a biggie and think carefully before you answer Shaun," Kate said. "Would you think any less of me having been with Vic and then knowing Vic was the father of any child from that union?"
"I've already thought hard and the answer is no, at least not as far as I can tell. My attitude is Vic with Nina's support is giving us a great opportunity to enhance our lives. I wish you guys every success. This is what I think; instead of going off somewhere you and Vic could stay here and do it. Kate you will be happier being in proximity to your horses β you're never one to leave home overnight if you can help it."
"That makes sense, where will you stay?"
"With me," Nina giggled.
"Thanks Nina but one of the hotels in town will be fine."
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The Twill's arrived in their 'town' car β a stretched Jaguar. Kate had warned the visitors would be dressed formally and was correct, justifying everyone including Gabby to look tidy.
"A couple of bottles of French champagne for the table my dear," Trinity said, kissing Kate. "Good gracious β your hair, your dress. Is someone looking after you? And that make-up. If you don't mind me saying so, you don't smell the slightest big horsy."
"No Trinity, anyone else but you saying that to me would have been bopped, hard into the tits."
"Oh dear, dear Kate β looking such a lady but retaining the common touch. Alan, please hand across the stuffed chickens, fruits and cheeses. As you know Kate, it is our family tradition never to go anywhere empty handed."
"Thank you darling, I under-catered expecting your generosity."