The Young Couple: Lazy Sunday
Alex was deep in his dreams. He was not able to tell you what he was dreaming about, his dreams were often vague visages of sexual fantasies or action movies with himself self-inserted into the lead role. It was Sunday, the morning in which his usual schedule was to switch his TV on at 9am for political programs and drift in and out of sleep as he got angry at Tories. It wasn't an extravagant morning, but he always enjoyed them, however, this one started differently.
He was barely conscious, but he felt the warmth of another person next to him. One of his arms wrapped around a soft stomach, the other under a neck with silk like hair laying on it, then that unmistakable feel of flesh pressed against his body, particularly fleshy near his groin. Alex, still unsure if he was awake or dreaming, stirred and tried to remember going to bed last night with someone and slowly realised he did not.
His... He wasn't sure what to call her yet, Hazel, had went out last night with her friends he was pretty sure, so he sat up and watched a film, then tugged himself off and went to sleep, all in all a pretty decent Saturday night by his estimations. He cracked an eye barely open despite the fact they wanted to stay shut for at least another hour. He could make out the top of a head of hair in the darkness and a bare shoulder.
He moved his arm up towards the persons' chest and squeezed a tit. Yep, that is definitely Hazel, his hands already able to recognise her breasts from feel and shape. He forced himself to get up and pulled his trapped arms out from under her, making her unconsciously stir and lay on her back, her pale torso fully exposed to him.
''Oi...'' He whispered as he started to prod her face lightly, her rosy cheeks receiving his jab. He jabbed harder, ''Hazel?'' He asked again.
She woke slightly from her slumber, ''Hmm,'' was all she managed before fell back into silence. Alex shook her shoulders slightly, partly to wake but also partly because he was entertained in seeing her tits wobble, it is the simple things for men. ''Wake up!'' which finally caused Hazel to turn on her side facing him and opening her eye slightly as she yawned.
''Hello,'' she said through a tired slur.
''Good morning... What the fuck are you doing here?''
''Sleeping,''
''Aye, well done. No, in my bed,'' he looked at her with a raised eyebrow. ''I'm sleeping in your bed obviously,'' she answered with a smile. Hazel had realised quick one of her favourite activities to do with Alex was to infuriate him with cheek and attitude, she was like a fisherman with the amount of bait she threw out for him to bite onto. Alex didn't take kindly to this though and gave her left nipple a hard pinch which woke up Hazel quickly.
''Ow, ow, ow!'' She yelped as Alex held onto tightly to her nipple.
''You going to answer me properly?''
''Ow, yes, please, ah!'' She spit out before he let go and as she rubbed herself to sooth the pain.
''Now what are you doing in my bed? I thought you were out, and how the fuck did you even get in?'' He questioned as he reached for his remote to switch on the TV for this morning's political shows, ''Well that is two questions for a start,'' Hazel muttered, sitting up in the bed and tucking herself under Alex's arm. ''Well we were out but you know clubs just aren't my thing. We were out and Kayla got a message from Josh again-''
''Which one is Josh?'' Alex cut in. Hazel had found herself a job working as a secretary at an office near the boxing club Alex trains at, this meant she'd been getting a whole new social circle of friends that Alex was having trouble remembering details of.
Hazel answered him laughing as she talked, ''The one with the tattoo of his ex's name on his knee.''
''Oh yeah,'' Alex laughed, ''that fucking idiot. Surely she knows not to mess around with that again?''
''Well that's what I keep trying to tell her but she's dickmatised I think. She said at the start of the night 'never again' and then within three hours she was jumping in bed with him.''
''Ok so, Kayla is accounted for, what about Rachel? I like Rachel.'' Hazel made a noise of disgust, ''You would like Rachel.''
''The fuck does that mean?'' Alex questioned.
''Firstly, she already told me about you and her cousin so don't try and bullshit me on that one,'' Hazel replied. Alex quickly responded, ''Hey, that was a long time ago, I'd almost forgotten about Cheryl.'' Hazel eyed him, ''You forgot about having a sex with a girl in a bush?'' Alex ran his fingers down through Hazel's luscious mound, ''Not the only bush I've ever been near during sex.'' Hazel giggled at that one and gave him a playful punch, ''But no, she said that it always seemed like you've got a type.''
Alex responded sharply, ''Beautiful women?''
''Sluts,''
''I do?''
''Yes,''
''Why?''
Hazel rolled her eyes, 'Well given that nearly everyone I've met in this town knows about you and I've had multiple girls say they've been with you!'' Alex turned to look at her, ''It is a small town, Hazel! Everyone knows each other.'' Hazel smirked and looked up at him, ''Well it certainly doesn't seem hard to go five minutes without finding a skirt you've chased! So go on then, how likely am I to meet a former ex of yours or something?'' Alex couldn't resist, ''I'll fill you in on it later,'' he said with a put-on sleazy leer.
Hazel rolled her eyes in such an exaggerated way they nearly became unscrewed and fell out, ''I can't believe you just said that.'' Alex laughed, ''Can't you?''
''Actually yes, I can completely believe you would say that. You've got to get me a coffee or I'm never talking to you again,'' Hazel said, pulling away from him and turning to face the other side of the room. ''Ok, fair enough.'' Alex said, clambering out of bed fully nude and walked around the bed down by the foot so he could get to the bedroom door, but not before stopping at Hazel's legs and reaching under the covers to grab her leg and pull her down towards him, ''Hey!'' She protested and kicked out at him, only making Alex laugh more as she clambered back up to her pillows.
***
Alex walked back into the bedroom with two mugs of coffee, placing one on the coaster of Hazel's bedside table and then walking around to place his on his side before climbing back into bed. ''Is her ladyship ready to talk again?'' He asked. Silence, god it was good he liked her otherwise he would probably think she was the worst person in the world. ''Oi, Princess,'' he said as he pulled her towards him, her face turning round with a big beaming smile before coming at him like a snapping viper, and kissing him on the lips, putting both hands around the back of his head and pulling him down on top of her while maintaining their locked lips.
Alex pulled away, ''Cheeky,'' he called her, giving her a slight tap on the hip, more than a nickname than a descriptor at this point, ''Ok, so what happened last night?''
''Oh yeah, right. So basically, all the girls ended up just hanging around a club and since I'm not single-''
''You aren't?''
''Fuck off. So I have literally no need to be there since I wasn't planning on getting finger blasted by a stranger in a close and didn't fancy being hanging today so left early. Didn't fancy on being by myself either, so just came here and used the spare key to get in.'' Alex regarded the information, ''When did I give you a spare key?'' He asked.
''Oh you didn't, I took the one you had hanging up.''
''Fuck you doing that for?''
''So I can get in dummy,'' Hazel brushed off.