This history/story of the Women in My Life, like many dramatised true life programmes, has changed the names, dates and timings but has retained the true essence of the events.
But this part of my story is a slow burner, as it is less about sex and more about the beginning of love, with...
The Red Haired Woman (1988+ )
Having solved the problem with the month end analysis routine (and "celebrated" it with Lynn!), the next Ops Managers meeting was the following week. I met some of the other guys the evening before at the hotel that had been booked for us. We had mixed views on what to expect and on some of the personalities!
The meeting on Friday opened with Rob asking me to outline the problem we'd had with the monthly report and how we'd solved it. I could tell that Paul, who had written the offending program, was not happy at it being raised so openly. Nonetheless, I described how we'd archived and reorganised our databases, ran all sorts of reconciliations and backups before running the monthly analysis. The crazy results led us to finding the problem as being the use of two time and memory saving tricks. I explained their specific use and I did emphasise that, like Paul, I'd used them myself and they were a reasonable option. It was just that one in a bazillion unlucky data combination that caught it out. Rob thanked me and we moved on. I noticed Emma give me a quick wink and smile.
After the meeting, Emma called me over, saying, "I thought you were quite gracious to Paul in your explanation, but he didn't seem to like it at all! He seems to have an arrogance about him that grinds with me."
"Well, he's not my most favourite person here either!" I answered, "You know he interviewed me? Didn't take to him then."
"I'd forgotten that," she replied, "Still, I'm glad you got the job."
"Why, thank you." And after some other minor chat I left.
A couple of weeks went by and at the end of June, I went home to Blackburn to celebrate grandad's birthday. Saturday's party was great fun, meeting up with lots of family and friends. And drinking lots too! So Sunday morning I got up and went for a run to help clear my system.
I ran a route I'd so often run, across and through one of the parks. In a moment of madness, I decided to jump across a pathway to the grassy area next to it. I must have landed in a rut because my right ankle gave way and I ended up tumbling on the grass. In agony. Fortunately, someone saw me and taking one look at my ankle helped me to his nearby car and took me to hospital. I'd torn a ligament! I was put in a plaster cast and told to rest up for a week, then come back! Mum was both apoplectic at my injury and delighted at having to nurse me for a week or maybe two!
By mid afternoon that Sunday I'd rung Lynn to tell her my predicament. I also needed to let Rob know and, if needed, arrange some support for her. Lynn told me in no uncertain terms to "leave it to me". Several hours later, she rang back to tell me that she'd spoken to Rob and he was going to sort out cover. Someone would be with her Monday, or Tuesday at the latest. Lynn told me to rest up, don't fret about work and get better soon.
So I got spoilt by mum, sleeping in my old room, fed and watered and generally just talked to a lot! But I was really enjoying spending time with her and dad, though a little frustrated and curious about work.
On the Tuesday morning it got the better of me, so I rang the Computer room's direct line to speak to Lynn. Remember it was pre-mobile phone days so I had to use mum's landline.
It wasn't Lynn's voice answered, "Hello, Ops."
"That's not Lynn," I said, "who's this?" Knowing full well whose voice it was.
"It's me", she replied, "who's this?" in an amused tone.
"That's odd, it's me too. "
"Oh! it's you. Do you often talk to yourself?"
"It's the only sensible conversation I get!" I replied.
"Well, Lynn's told me ALL about you and what I need to do to placate your demands!"
"I don't know whether to feel scared or what. Especially of two women conspiring against a poor little man like me."
And so the conversation went on for another minute or so, bantering with one another. Emma really struck me again as fun.
"Anyway", she said, "Lynn's in a meeting. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Nothing specific really, I just wanted to know how Lynn was getting on and what support she had. I think I'm happy with the support she's got though!"
Emma told me that Rob had asked her late on the Sunday night and she'd agreed to travel up on the Monday morning after having spoken to Lynn. Lynn had insisted she stay with her rather than book into a hotel. So that's what was happening.
"She's a bit of a chatterbox though, isn't she?" Emma said.
"She can be." I replied, suddenly thinking
what's Lynn telling her?
After maybe five minutes or so, Emma said, "Well this isn't getting my work done, so I think you should bugger off and let me get back to it."
"Yes ma'am!" I replied and we ended the call. I'd enjoyed speaking to her.
I didn't ring the next day but Emma rang me on the Thursday.
"Hi, I'm ringing to complain about the poor documentation you have. I'm trying to run program HV29E but it's asking me a question that's not in the instructions! How do I answer 'Run Mode'?"
"Mmm, what's it worth?" I asked.
"A big sloppy kiss." she replied, without hesitation.
"Will there be tongues involved?"