Thanks to everyone for their feedback on the previous chapters, with a special thank-you to my real-life editor. Remaining errors, if any, are mine. Reading the chapters of this story in order is highly recommended. All geek culture references are properties of their original copyright holders.
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Veronica came downstairs for the day, and started looking around.
"What is it?" asked Jenny, who was once again in a pink fuzzy slipper mood.
"Just looking for Mike."
"He's not down yet."
"You sure? Have you checked under the dining room table?"
Cassie and Jenny chuckled.
"He doesn't handle adversity all that well on his own, does he?" Veronica asked, pouring herself a cup of coffee.
"I wouldn't say that," said Cassie, "I'd say it all came as a tremendous shock to him, which anyone would need time to recover from. All things considered, I'd say he's bouncing back very well." What she didn't add was that he felt good enough to have wild animal sex with her while Jenny secretly watched.
"Besides," said Jenny, "He's not on his own. He's got us."
"Who's got who?" said Mike, coming down the stairs.
"You've got us," Jenny repeated. "Good morning."
"Thanks, and good morning. What's on the menu, Cassie?"
Cassie did her best not to blush as she refrained from saying the answer that presented itself.
"Pancakes, and scrambled eggs with cheddar."
"Yum," said Mike, "So, given the carefree conversation, I take it none of you have seen the weather?"
"No."
Veronica gave Mike a suspicious look. "Oh, no, don't tell me..."
"I'm afraid so. More snow is coming down."
Veronica exploded. "Oh, son of a motherless penny goat wearing a tutu in a barn door albatross with a penguin on a
stick
!"
Mike doubled over, laughing. When he could catch his breath again, he asked, "What was that?"
"Vee tends to get spontaneously creative when she wants to swear too badly," explained Jenny. "How much snow did they forecast, exactly?"
"A couple of inches, tops. Nothing to fret about."
"And you let me worry? You are
evil
," groused Veronica.
"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, it's enough that I'll have to go up and clear off the roof again. After lunch."
"Need any help?" offered Cassie. Jenny, Veronica, and Mike all turned to look at her. The last time she went to help Mike they had ended up getting one another off orally. Cassie had since confessed as much to the others, and Mike knew it. Seeing their gazes, Cassie realized they had all made that connection.
"No, I mean to actually help. I didn't, I mean, I wanted to-" This time she actually did blush.
Mike smiled. "That's okay. It'll be nice to be alone with my thoughts for a short time. Besides, if I'm not mistaken, it's been a while since we've had regular exercise. Physical activity, tons, but some routine would go a long way right now. I'd like to, seeing as I didn't yesterday, so I'll count my time on the roof."
"How much work do you have?" Jenny asked.
"Same. Four hours. But I may put in a bit more, get a bit ahead, that way if and when I can do something about the house, I have the time."
*****
After breakfast, Mike went to his office to work, but left the door ajar, signaling that he could be bothered. Cassie started on some preparations for future meals. After a few minutes of sitting quietly, finishing the last of the coffee, Jenny got up and went to Mike's office.
Taking one last second to compose her thoughts, she knocked lightly on the door.
"Come on in," said Mike, "I'm still just getting my stuff out."
Jenny went in and sat down in the chair across the desk from Mike's.
"Hey, why
do
you have a second chair in here?"
"On occasion, a very affluent and very impatient client has requested my services expedited, to the point of coming here in person to discuss the matter. I'd share more, but I have agreed with these clients to never reveal how vulnerable their positions were. Frankly, they tend to be powerful people who have gotten stuck, and I helped them. Now, I know what you're thinking, and no, none of them can help with the house. Firstly, none of them are local. Secondly, it would be unethical to ask. Thirdly, even if it were not a breach of ethics, it would make me one step closer to being like the Harringtons. No, thank you."
"So what
is
your plan?"
"Don't have one yet," Mike shrugged, pulling out yet another volume, a textbook on medieval German architecture. "I've been letting it go, until there's something I can do."
"Mike," said Jenny. "Don't take this the wrong way, but... wherever you got that thought from, give it back and ask for a refund."
"Interesting. Don't take this the wrong way, but... why?"
"You're a Rain Dancer."
"I don't understand the reference."
"Oh. Well, some native tribes actually did have a Rain Dance. And according to some stories I've heard, there's a reason the dance always worked. It was because they didn't stop dancing until it rained."
"And you see that quality in me?"
"Well, yes. Like your consulting work. You seek just that little bit of insight more than other consultants, and what makes you so good at what you do is that you don't stop looking until you find it."
"So, with the house..."
"No one knows the situation better than you. You know the laws that got changed, the local politics, the Harringtons, everything. All of the information you need is there. You just need to comb through it until... until it rains."
Mike sat back in his office chair, and thought.
"If I had a client in exactly my situation, what would I do?" Mike murmured.
"I think," Jenny said, getting up, "That... is the right question. Program terminated." She left the office. A few seconds later, she heard Mike say:
"The
I, Robot
movie? Really?"