"Who are you taking to the dance, Mr. Superstar?" Timmy asked me teasingly.
"No one," I said in response. "I'm going 'stag', as they call it."
"What?" he replied. "No date? How is that possible, Robert? You're ROBERT JENKINS, star quarterback on a team that went 10-1, you threw 45 touchdowns, no interceptions, and ran for 18 more, you had the game-winning 2-point conversion -- on your 18th birthday, no less -- in the state Section 5 championship, and no date?"
"It's very possible," I grinned, "when I consciously decided not to bring a date. I could probably have had my pick of slutty senior-class female groupies wanting my date and my body afterwards, except that I decided to just go to the dance solo and see what happens. I somehow don't think my dance card will be empty."
"I guess," Timmy sighed. He didn't seem convinced of my sanity.
*
I arrived at the dance an hour before it was scheduled to open, astounding the bands scheduled to play by helping set up equipment. I had never wanted to be a superstar, but when our starter broke an arm 3 days before our first game I was thrust into the position and had had a dream season. It was a nightmare for me. I didn't like the adulation, the special treatment, and handling the publicity. I just wanted to go back to being a backup, "just one of the guys" and be me.
After setting up the musical stuff, I helped organize the refreshment stands before paying my $10 cover charge [they tried to wave it off, but I insisted on it] and entering the actual dance hall. I was surrounded at once by a crowd of admiring females, but waved them all off, explaining that after setting up for an hour I needed a short breather before actually dancing. In reality, I wanted to scan the crowd and see what came of it for a few minutes.
I spotted a tall, slightly chunky, mousy-looking brunette with Coke-bottle glasses nervously standing against the wall, looking completely out of place. She wore a long, floor-length blue dress that looked like it may have been in fashion when my grandfather was going to his high school dances. Timmy had appeared by my elbow, so I asked him who the girl was.
"Her?" he answered. "Her name is Lynne. She's the best student in my English class, and painfully shy. She had her 18th birthday last month and didn't have anyone to celebrate it with. The teacher says that even though she's always right, getting her to participate in class is like pulling teeth."
I walked over to Lynne, who looked like one of the few girls in school who didn't know me on sight. "I'm Robert," I said by way of introduction. "May I escort you onto the dance floor?"
She looked frankly terrified. "T-thank you, b-but no," she squeaked. "I can't dance at all."
"What makes you think that I can?" I laughed in response. "I'm probably a worse dancer than you. I just think it would be fun to try -- and besides, with about 100 couples out there who would even know we were there?"
"O-okay," she stammered.
I swept her into my strong arms and onto the floor, holding her 3 inches off the ground as I spun us around. It wasn't much of a dance -- I hadn't been lying when I said I was a bad dancer -- but she didn't have to do anything. I did all the work for 3 fast-paced songs, then carried Lynne off to the side where we sat down for a breather.
"Didn't you have fun out there?" I asked with a smile.
"Well," she said, "I don't think I actually danced... you were kind of holding me up."
"That's not exactly what I asked," I replied. "The question was whether you enjoyed it."
"Honestly?" she replied. "I did enjoy it. I just wish there weren't so many people around."
"You don't like big crowds?" I inquired.
"No, I don't," she responded. "I'd rather be home. I'm not a social person, but my mom thinks I should go to these. I always hate it."
"How did you get here?" I asked.
"My friend Gina gave me a ride," she said. "It's mom's way of making sure I stay the whole time, because Gina never leaves until the last song is done."
"Let's find Gina," I said, "and let her know I'm giving you a lift home."
*
I pulled the car up outside Lynne's house. "What do you do when you're at home?" I asked.
"I play my guitar and write lyrics for songs," Lynne responded. "I'm not into doing things in public, so no band. I also study, of course, and read a lot. I like to read science fiction."
"My favorite sci-fi book is Sundiver," I replied, "with the Ender's Game series a close second. I also like a lot of Heinlein's work, particularly the shorter ones for young adults like Starman Jones and Rocket Ship Galileo."