Part 2: The Two-Step
We had been at it for six weeks and were making good progress. I had arranged my works schedule around Trish's. We were doing clean up on Sunday when I got a phone call from one of the au pairs employed in our city.
She believed that the child she was responsible for or she was being stalked when she was out in the park. She told me what time they would be there the next day. I told her to go about her day as she would normally, and I would be there checking things out. I had learned that family was very important to the Malley's. They got together every Sunday for supper regardless of what was going on. As a result, Trish and I had to shut down early on that day.
At nine o'clock that Monday morning I was walking through Southeast Missouri Hospital carrying a dozen yellow roses in a nice vase heading for the maternity ward. I had two reasons I wanted to pass the public's image of me, and I wanted to surprise Trish.
I thought I looked pretty good dressed up a girl wearing a reddish-brown long-haired wig with red lipstick on my lips. I wore one inch opened toed heels, a very feminine pair of blue jeans with a tank top to cover the body form I was wearing which had a built-in girdle. I had my favorite shirt hanging off my shoulders, along with a purse. The eyelash makeup had thickened my lashes and added length. Blush and a spray of powder had feminized my face making me look very feminine. A lot of men were taking a second look at me. The false fingernails helped to slender my hands. I had even applied red nail polish to all my nails.
As I got on the elevator one of the hospital staff security guards joined me. I recognized him as the one that had been chatting with Trish that first weekend. The poor man couldn't help himself and tried to flirt with me. Like a woman would I gently shot him down. We walked down the maternity hall together towards the nurse's station, I asked to see Trish Malley.
Jennifer the nurse working with her went to the door behind her and told her she had someone wanting to speak to her. Trish came out and her mouth dropped in total surprise as soon as she saw the shirt. It was nice to see those blue eyes sparkling. My voice lesson during university years was paying dividends. I still used the lessons learned to alter my voice.
"What are you doing here," Trish asked while smiling.
"Just dropping these off for you before I head out in the field," I said handing them to her.
Trish accepted them with a big smile then set them on the counter. Turning back to me I leaned down and wrapped her in my arms giving her a deep long very sensual kiss before walking away.
"Dam Trish I never knew you were into girls." I heard Stephen say loudly as I waited for the elevator. I had to bite my tongue, so I didn't laugh.
"Oh God," said Trish as she looked over at Jen who was still in awe of what she had witnessed.
"I got a video of it." Jen said. "and I still don't believe it. I didn't have a clue. How long have you swung both ways?"
Just as the elevator door open Stephen had caught up to me. Thankfully he was going up and I was going down.
Trish read the card; it said some roses for a 'rose'. S
"Jen that was Scott," Trish said. "But no one will believe it. He did it again. I'm going to be talked about all day because a lot of people saw it."
"Sure, it was," Jen said. "I bet that's what you tell everyone. Sorry that voice was just too soft for it to be a man."
"Well, it was." Trish said, "and I can prove it."
How?" Jen asked.
"If he wants me to know it's him, he always wears the shirt I tore off of him that first day we met." Trish explained. "text it to me so I can add it to the other two disguises I have of him."
Trish realized that if her best friend Jennifer didn't believe her no one would. For the rest of the day, she had to endure unwanted looks and whispers behind her back. Even from some of her patients. Trish leaned that what the truth did not matter. Believe came from seeing and there was no argument in what they saw.
It was about four fifteen in the afternoon when Trish got called into one of the patient's room because her girlfriend was on tv.
Trish yelled, "Jen you got to see this."
They came in to discover I had stopped a kidnapping in progress, and it had resulted in two men from out of state being arrested. The female reporter was asking me a lot of questions and I was answering them in my female voice.
"Detective any final thoughts." The reporter asked.
"Yes, I don't know how you ladies do it. I never realized how much work and effort you go through just to look this good. I will never ever complain again about how long it takes for my girlfriend to get ready to go out. I can't wait till I can get out of this bra and girdle." I said using my normal male voice. "They're to dam uncomfortable and it's irritating."
"You're a man," the reporter said in shock. "Did you get yourself looking this good by yourself? Have you always been able to alter your voice?"
'Yes, I learned how to alter my voice as I minored in drama at school. No, my girlfriend helped me get dressed like this, but it has come with a hook." I said.
"What's that." The reporter asked.
"I have to go on a girls' night out dressed like this in the future?" I said.
The female reporter lost it and said: "To his girlfriend can I borrow him for a night dressed like this?"