I am so ashamed. I am just so ashamed of myself, you have no idea. I have been so bad I should be punished by one or two of you fine looking women. Really, I have been a bad boy. I have let you people down big time. Oh yes, I really did it this time. Here I am on an adult web site and what do I write? Childish nonsense about lost tribes of wild women, going back to the Garden Of Eden, girls tied to fences. Utter nonsense. Here you people are out there, expecting some hot adult entertainment and what do I give you? Childish nonsense. Well, it is about time I straighten up and fly right. Deliver the goods. No more childish behavior. It is about time I start acting like an adulterer, I mean an adult. Well, you know what I mean. So without further ado, I bring to you...oh you'll see.
By the way, did I mention we are going to Fantasy Land? Giddy up Fantasy Horse, because we are going to ride into town with both guns blazing. Oh yea...
To tell you my latest story we do have to go back in time a bit. I know, I'm sorry. We have to go all the way back to the late eighties. If you recall, I was engaged to a nice girl named Kim. Kim and I seemed to get along real well. After a while we fell deeply in love. So, after a couple of years of dating we did the inevitable. We got married.
Our wedding was really a very happy event for all involved. I even showed up on time. Heck, there was open bar at the reception so I certainly wasn't going to miss it. Looking back, it was good that Kim's parents paid for the wedding. If my folks paid, the reception would have been in my mother's basement and it would have been strictly BYOB.
I settled into the routine of married life pretty easily. I was doing well in the company I was now partnered in with Rich. The projects we were doing kept me working long hours sometimes so I did not have a lot of time for socializing. It was nice to know my next piece of ass would be waiting at home when I got there, hopefully with a warm home-cooked meal. I have to admit those early times in my married life were quite blissful. The sex was good, her cooking was good and I enjoyed her company very much. Still, I was starting to think there was something I was missing. It didn't take long for Kim to notice. Women always seem to pick up on these things.
"You looking at that girl?" She asked one day as a hot looking babe passed by.
"Come on now Baby, all guys look." I said meekly, "It's just window shopping. All men window shop."
"Well, I don't like it." She told me rather pointedly.
"Hey, there is a difference between window shopping and entering the store." I explained.
She didn't speak to me for a while after that. In a way I enjoyed the peace and quiet, but I really did enjoy my wife. I just kept thinking there was something I was missing.
One day at work things were a little slow. I was sitting at my desk just pondering the meaning of life and other assorted minutia. As I was sitting there, Carl walked in.
"How are you today, Alan?" Carl asked, "You look deep in thought."
"Oh, just pondering the meaning of life and other assorted minutia." I answered calmly.
"Say what?" He asked perplexed.
"Carl." I started, "How is your time machine doing?"
I was starting to think that maybe a long adventure would do me good.
"Oh wonderful sir." Carl started excitedly, "In fact, I've made some great improvements."
"Oh, like what?" I inquired.
"Well, for one thing you can go as far as you want forward or backwards in time." He answered.
"That's nice." I thought for a moment but nothing interesting jumped into my mind.
"And also, I've added a great new feature." Carl added.
"Oh, what?" I asked.
"Not only can you do time travel," Carl started somewhat proudly, "But you can travel to another dimension."
Another dimension. Hmmm...Now my curiosity was piqued. This was something special. I could go to Flatland. I could explore a parallel universe. I could get a first hand look at quantum theory and Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. I could truly understand the underlying principles that govern all time and space. I could grasp the universe in my hand and possibly understand the meaning of life. I pondered the wondrous possibilities and the potential repercussions on all mankind.
"Do you think I can go to Sex Fantasy Land?" I asked.
"Say what?" Carl asked somewhat perplexed.
"Do you think I can go to Sex Fantasy Land?" I repeated confidently. I knew where I wanted to go.
"Oh, ah, I don't know. We can try." He said with a bit of hesitation.
That was what I wanted to hear.
Carl led me into the electronics lab and sat me down. Once again Carl went over to his complex machine. He started flipping switches and fiddling with knobs. The lights overhead dimmed momentarily as the big machine came to life. The machine hummed loudly as needles moved and panel lights flickered.
"Ah, I have to ask again." I started, "How do I get back?"
"Same way, just snap your fingers on your right hand three times in a row." He answered.
"OK, I'm ready. Shall we do it?" I asked boldly.
Carl pushed some buttons and twirled some knobs. Colored lights flickered on and off as the machine hummed louder. He punched some numbers into his keyboard. Once again the room started to spin out of control. I felt funny. My head started to spin and I felt lightheaded. I shook, I started to sweat. My mind started to race at a fast pace. I was out of control and there was no stopping it now.
I woke up on a busy street in what seemed to be some sort of small city. I looked down and noticed the street was paved in black velvet. A group of women walked by. They were wearing only plaid skirts and spiked heels. One of them pinched me on the butt and smiled as she walked by.
"Hi Sugar, welcome to Sex Fantasy Land." She said sweetly as she passed.
I was amazed at the sights as I stood there on the corner. A young girl with long blonde hair flowing in the breeze passed by me riding naked on a white unicorn. She smiled at me as she picked a flower from her hair and tossed it my way. I caught it and held it in my hand.
I started walking slowly up the street. Everywhere couples, mostly women, were making out on plush love seats that were situated along the street like benches in other cities. Soft moans could be heard as women walked down the street naked hand in hand. Occasionally they would stop to touch each other or comb each other's hair.
I walked further on and passed an all-night furniture store. As I looked in the window I could see couples trying out new beds. A couple of doors down I passed an edible clothing store where I saw couples sampling the latest flavors as they ate their way to nakedness.
A couple of doors up was an all-night bar. I walked inside. In the corner was a young girl sitting there naked petting a cat. She looked up at me and smiled.
"Want to pet my kitty?" She asked coyly.
She held up the cat as she spoke. As she removed the cat from her lap, I noticed she had a vibrator between her legs.
"I hope the buzzing isn't disturbing to you." She added, "Kitty likes it. She finds it very soothing."
"Um, no it's fine." I said.
"Will you do me a favor?" She asked.
"Um, what?" I responded hesitantly.