Growing up, I was always a very geeky, shy kid with no game. I mean every time I asked a girl out, she says, "I have a boyfriend or Eww!!! You're not my type. So, stay out of my fucking face, Urkel Jr."
So, since I'm extremely gifted as a book-wise kid. I decided to make a potion in the summer of my sophomore year of college to make up for being a horny, sex-starved virgin that didn't get any pussy.
So, I looked upon the Internet to find some rare herbs to help me with my secret potion. I found everything here in America. But there was this rare herb I had to go to the Amazon Rain Forest. So, I asked my friend, Noah to head to Brazil with me on the trip.
Noah agreed. When we arrived in Brazil, we flew to the Western part of the Amazon for our camp. Thank God that Noah was fluent in tribal languages to help us communicate since he's a savant. Noah asked the villagers, did they know where the "Weed of Life" was at?
The villagers lead us. It was on the ground. I grabbed it and put it in my bag. There was a black, slimy ooze that dripped from it. When we got back to camp, I put "The Weed of Life" in the potion, even with the black ooze dripping from it. Roots and all.
The next thing I know, once I put the Weed of Life in the potion. The potion turned from grey to a swirled red and pink color. I said to myself, "It's time to see if it works?" I drink the potion, and my appearance changes. gone were my buck teeth, lack of muscular tone, and 4-inch dick. Now, I had a 6-pack, straight teeth, fade with finger waves, muscles, and a 12-inch dick. I was very to go to town, back to Rio with some new swag.
When Noah woke up, He said to me, "Matt, where the fuck are you at, bro?" I came out and said, "I'm here." Noah was like, " Dude, Holy Shit!!!" Is that you?" I said, "The potion worked, and we're heading to the beaches of Rio to get some babes." So, the next day, we headed to Rio to see if I could score. I had a black tank top with some shorts on the beach. This very petite Brazilian woman walks up to me, wearing a red G-string bikini, comes up to me, and types on her phone saying, "Hi my name is Tati, and I want you to fuck me hard until I can't stand."