We still talked as much as ever but I missed her. Just being with her, her fantastic aura and 'joie de vivre'.
During one of our late November Skype chats I told her about the upcoming Christmas ball that the school of medicine was running at a very nice hotel on the outskirts of Cambridge. It was a classy event without doubt, this was Cambridge don't forget, and for those with the cash the dinner and dance could be completed with a room for the night in the hotel it was being held at.
"When is it?" She asked.
I told her and said that I wasn't terribly worried as it was a lot of money, and I still had those misgivings born of not being the popular bloke that had carried across from my previous course.
She smiled at me and straightened her laptop exposing more of the her wonderful body in a bright green lacy teddy, the kind of thing she often wore during our Skype chats, giving me my own private show of her in her sexiest undies and nightwear, 'just to keep me on the boil' as she put it.
"Book two tickets Darling Richie, including the hotel room!"
"Are you sure Ali?" I said, "it's such a journey."
"Not from London Honey," she said, "It's a train and a taxi ride, send me the details of the hotel and I'll meet you there."
And so it was arranged. One of the girls on the Christmas Ball committee looked me up and down a bit when I specified two tickets. She was looking a bit smug as during my second and her third year of my last course I had nervously asked her out on a date and she had turned me down, as one of her mates had.
"Definitely two," I said.
"So long as you're sure Richard," she said with a stupid smile that I just hoped Alice in her finest would wipe of her face, "The deposit is non-refundable."
"Yeah, that's what deposits are all about," I replied in an angry tone. Richie Rich was starting to get a bit pissed off with this attitude.
Two weeks later some forms arrived from the committee asking for names for the table cards and for the hotel. I noticed that most other people had them put into their pigeonholes while my one was hand delivered by the odious girl that had taken my deposit, with one of her colleagues holding back giggles ten feet away.
"Got her name yet Richard?"
Fuck but she was soooo pissing me off. A plan appeared in my head.
I fumbled a seemingly innocent memory lapse,
"Yes," I said, then I took a couple of breaths, "err, Miss A Trenowden..."
"Are you sure?" she said inquisitively.
"Of course!" I said with just enough of a delay before it. Then added, "with the initials MChiro and DC after her name please."
Odious girlie wrote that down.
"Oh, she's a Chiropractor is she?" like this was some kind of insult, particularly from a medical student.
"Yeah," I said brightly, "she's Chiropractor and sports masseur to the rich and famous. Mateo Rodriguez gave her a Tag Heuer watch as a special thank you for some career saving work this summer." OK, that was to drive my Dad to the heliport but I wasn't letting this smart arse bitch know that; "Anything else?" I asked, happy that the first thing she would do would be to Google Alice.
I hoped desperately that she had picked up on my lack of confidence, and that I had laid of false trail that Miss Trenowden MChiro. DC. was my chiropractor (being Richie Rich) and I had just picked her name out of the air. The girl had a satisfied grin that suggested that it might have worked and she walked quickly to her friend to spread the news.
Back in my room I checked The Spa's website and I saw that Ali's picture was of her looking gorgeous in very smart corporate scrubs clothing and talked about her qualifications and the references from previous patients included some quite famous names, including a photograph of the prime time presenter with their trademark wave and stupid grin. I was quite pleased because she appeared on The Spa page, which only had 'Part of the McN Health Group' in teeny tiny letters right at the bottom. She did feature on the London Clinic page which was 'McNair Chiro' but you really had to search for her. Her hair and make-up had been professionally done for the photo's and she looked young enough and beautiful enough for any young, well off student to have developed a crush on.
For the rest of November I forgot about the ball, until in the first week of December, I had an email from Ali.
"Hi Richie,
Just had the strangest email from the School of Medicine Events Committee asking me if I wanted my name card to read 'Miss A Trednowden, or Alice Trenowden and that I wasn't entitled to 'Doctor' before my name in their particular company, WTF?"
I replied.
"Hi Baby,
Fantastic! I'm playing a game with the events committee. So much so I'm pretty sure that I left enough doubt that I actually know the gorgeous Alice Trenowden!
I desperately hope that they don't believe you are actually coming, and that I picked you off of the internet - after all I certainly didn't give them your email address and I haven't told anyone that your name is Alice - reckon they've googled you.
I leave your response to your own well-developed skill in mind games and revenge being best served cold.
Love you
Richie"
She got back to me,
"Leave it with me, I really want your triumph to be total. You're aren't seeing the dress until thirty seconds before they do, THAT'S how serious this shit is.
Love you too
Ali"
The reply was sent through an administrator account and meant to be as vague as possible.
"Dear Events Committee,