(Revised 11/21/2022)
The work-from-home situation over the last ten months has made it difficult to get into the cockpit to fly anywhere. The gears started turning, yielding this story.
This story is very, very … well, it's
very
aviation-centric, so if that's not your cup of tea, you might not think too much of it. But to the pilots among us, keep on reading.
Finally, even though this tale stands on its own, you should read the prequel,
When Ordinary Isn't
, first. Yes, it's another novel. Focus on chapters three and five if you want only the basics of this story's protagonist's background.
Every single character in this story is more than eighteen years of age.
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The Future Is In the Air
April.
My new Cessna Skylane 182T made its maiden flight, other than test flights, of course, when I took delivery of it directly from the factory in Independence, Kansas, on a Saturday afternoon. The various folks there were willing to work a few weekend hours since they were closing a $600,000 transaction.
On that wonderfully comfortable spring day, my best friend, who is also a pilot, flew with me in my new bird to McKinney National Airport in Texas. It's a nicely outfitted airport located in the northeastern suburbs of the Dallas/Fort Worth metro area. At just over two hours, it was a fairly short flight to cover the 280-mile distance. After listening to the automated weather broadcast, I updated the altimeter and called in to the tower.
"McKinney tower, Skylane three four eight lima mike, eight miles north and inbound for a full stop. I have the ASOS."
It required a bit of concentration to say my new plane's tail number since my prior bird's was an ingrained habit.
"Skylane eight lima mike, ident," a voice responded mere seconds later.
"Eight lima mike will flash," I acknowledged, and pressed the appropriate button on the transponder's panel.
"Mike won't do that again," the controller replied with an audible chuckle.
The play on my unintended
entendre
made me laugh.
A few seconds later I heard, "Eight lima mike, ident observed. Continue straight-in approach runway one eight."
"Straight-in one eight, eight lima mike," I acknowledged.
"Mike will flash?" my right-seater said.
I grinned. "Yeah. She sounds like she's having a good day."
"How would you know?"
"I've been flying in and out of here for a few months now. She's in the tower a good chunk of the time. I guess our schedules line up, and I sorta can gauge her mood."
"You know her?"
"Well, no, not personally," I answered, "just her voice."
A couple of minutes later I heard, "Eight lima mike, winds now one six zero at seven. Runway one eight, cleared to land."
"Cleared to land one eight, eight lima mike," I responded.
I'd sold my previous plane. It had 1,700 hours on its Hobbs meter when I bought it, so, after the hundreds more I'd added, it was nearing its major overhaul.
I decided it'd be easier and faster to replace it versus waiting for its inside-out inspection plus an engine teardown and rebuild. Plus, it was a little too advanced for me, so I purchased a less complicated plane.
The new owner was willing to take care of the required maintenance considering I'd offered a significant price reduction as an incentive. A guy came in from the Houston area to ferry-fly it to the new owner in Jackson, Mississippi, three weeks before I took ownership of my new bird.
I began configuring the plane for landing. It was a different beast than the one I'd sold, and, considering old habits die hard, I reached to the wrong places a few times to do certain tasks. My right-seater would help me out since he'd owned a near twin of my new plane for almost eight years.
Three minutes later, the tires met the ground in a nice three-chirp cadence beginning with the left, then right, then nose.
"Eight lima mike, where are you parking?" the controller asked.
"Northwest hangars."
"Remain my frequency. Exit bravo three, cross bravo, right on alpha to the hangars. The Mooney on bravo will give way to you."
"Bravo three, cross bravo, right on alpha. I see the Mooney, thanks, eight lima mike," I echoed the instructions.
Readbacks are a regulatory requirement and an ingrained habit for seasoned pilots.
I let my new plane coast beyond bravo two before I braked for the turn off the 7,000-foot runway.
"Nice landing!" my friend praised.
I grinned. "That'll be a hard one to beat."
"The lady up there has a nice demeanor," he observed, pointing at the tower.
"Yeah. She does. I prefer female controllers because their voices generally cut through static better, but there's something about hers I can't put a finger on."
"She sounds calm and relaxed. I once had … well, I'll call it an unpleasant exchange with a Fort Worth Center controller. He was busy, and I had a heck of a time understanding his rushed calls. When I told him, he turned into a douche-nozzle. Since I was only twenty minutes from the ranch and in visual conditions, I canceled IFR so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore."
"I know what you mean. Luckily you were in VMC."
"Right? I fly that route all the time, and a lot of controllers in the area know my tail number. He must have been a sub or reliever or something because I haven't heard him again," he said.
As I turned the nose around the corner toward my leased t-hangar, I saw someone leaning against its doors. The individual stood upright and walked to the opposite side of the alley on seeing our slow approach.
"We're ten minutes early and she still beat us here," my friend observed.
"You know, sometimes I think she has ESP," I said with a chuckle as I shut down the engine and the rest of the systems.
We both exited the airplane.
My friend walked directly to the tall blonde woman, wrapped his arms around her, and kissed her softly. She smiled warmly at his affectionate greeting with her hands on his hips, then turned toward me.
"How's your baby? Is she everything you hoped?" she asked.
"She has that new plane smell," I answered with a broad grin. "It's going to take me a little more time to get used to the differences, but yeah, she's really easy to fly," I said. "How are you doing?"
"Tired. Y'all have worn me out." She laughed and drooped against my shoulder for effect. Taller than me by almost six inches, her visual was fairly dramatic and comical.
"Hey, buddy, you have to get your own," my friend said in a mock-scold, wrapping his arm around his wife of two years, pulling her away. It made her laugh again and earned him another smooch.
After we pushed the plane into the metal structure and locked everything up, the three of us began the quarter-mile walk to the parking lot as I recounted to Margaret "Peggy" Reiter, MD, the details of our decidedly uneventful flight from Kansas.
"I still don't get why you don't park your car in there when you're gone," Eric said.
"I don't ever want to go through that again," I answered, referring to a time when I'd parked in my Oklahoma City hangar for a couple of weeks on an extended trip. On my return, I discovered bees had made a home under the rear bumper. They swarmed when I opened the trunk. If I were allergic, I would've probably needed a couple of epinephrine injections because I was stung at least four times.
"That was funny," Eric said and laughed.
I
laughed when I heard him grunt because his wife elbowed him directly in his ribs for making fun of me.
We'd all traveled about five hundred miles over the previous twenty-four hours. The adventure began as Eric flew with Peggy in their own plane from Oklahoma City to my second home base at McKinney Airport to pick me up.
With me in the back seat, we flew from there to Independence, Kansas, then Peggy returned their plane by herself to their ranch near Nocona, Texas, that same day. Eric remained in Kansas with me.
The following day, he sat with me in a conference room at the Textron assembly plant while I reviewed and signed the sales contract, registration, and FAA documentation. They handed me the keys after I wire transferred the balance due. Peggy drove a one-way rental from Nocona and dropped the car at the outlet in McKinney two hours later. Uber brought her from there to the airport to meet us.
I drove us away from the airport to my house in Parker, Texas, where I'd lived off and on for barely four months.
As is said about North Texas, spring and fall are the two nicest weeks of the year. It was true that evening. It was a wonderfully comfortable seventy-three degrees with light breezes, so we opted to enjoy dinner outside.
Eric asked, "So, still settling into the new surroundings?"
"You know, I've lived in Oke City my entire life, and I, quite honestly, wasn't really expecting to like it here."
"And now?" Peggy asked.
"I'm not hating it," I confessed.
Both Eric and Peggy laughed easily.
"It's funny you said it like that. I lived more than a decade in Orlando until Eric and I met. It's beautiful there, which is why we haven't sold the estate, but … there's just something about this part of the country that appeals to me. Maybe it's the lower humidity, or the fact I spent a lot of my childhood nearby."
"I've been telling him that for a long time, honey," Eric said. "It's something you have to experience yourself. Like they say, 'I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as quick as I could.' I still can't believe you agreed to the acquisition, dude."
"Are you kidding me? You were on the board of directors, man! You were in favor of it."
He laughed. "
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