This is a work of fiction and any resemblance by any character or situation to any actual person or event is purely coincidental. All characters presented in this narrative are over the age of 18.
Chapter Five
I had just dropped off the Expedition with the rental return at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and settled up the bill with the rental agent who agreed to waive the late return fee when I explained how I was marooned in that massive traffic fiasco on I-95. I was on the Metro for the short ride back to my apartment in Old Town Alexandria just a couple of blocks from the King Street Metro platform when my iPhone rang. "LISA MULDOON" the incoming call display read.
"You get your beauty rest?" I asked in answering the call.
"Slept like the dead," she said. "I was sorry to see that you'd left by the time I got out of the shower. Seemed rude not to kiss you goodnight."
"Well ... we can do that later," I said.
"So, you saw Janine's video. See, I was right about Peter," Lisa said.
"You were. That gives you the tactical advantage. What's your next move?" I said.
She'd already gathered what little she had that reminded her of Peter -- a necklace, some photos, a few trinkets and assorted mementoes -- and put them in a shoebox, gift-wrapped it and topped it with a bow. Sis planned to drive her over to Rosslyn after she got home from work so Lisa could knock on his door unannounced and hand the package to him along with the key he gave her to his apartment, then turn around and hop in Sis's waiting car and be gone. If he wasn't there, she'd just use the key to let herself in, put the box on his bed, re-lock the door and slide the key under it. Inside the box was a still frame captured from Sis's video of him hugging the blonde who picked him up at the airport and the words, "We're done." in Lisa's handwriting on the back.
"I like it, particularly if he's not home. As they say, vengeance is a dish best served cold. What will you do if he's there, particularly if Blondie's there with him?" I asked.
"I just hand him the box and key, smile, wave at Blondie if I see her and say, 'Oh, don't mind me; I'm the ex,' and walk away," she said.
"You sound at peace with this. I guess it helps that you'd suspected it all along," I said.
"Mmm hmm," she said. "I am. It's time."
I smiled. "You don't know how glad I am to hear that. You're too good to be treated the way he's treated you."
"Thank you, Jake. Having you there has made all the difference in the world for me."
My train was slowing and the banshee screech of steel on steel as it braked for the Alexandria stop made it impossible to hear or be heard.
"This is King Street. I got to head home and get my apartment and everything else back in order to return to work tomorrow," I said. "I'll check in on you after you and NeeNee run your errand this afternoon."
"I'd like that," she said softly, hopefully. "Talk to you then."
I stepped off the train into the warming midday sun and walked east a couple of blocks and back to my modern, one-bedroom apartment with a balcony overlooking a courtyard three floors below. Sis and I conspired via text messages for her to drive Lisa to Peter's apartment in Rosslyn, and immediately afterward to a little Italian restaurant just off Wisconsin Avenue that is one of Lisa's favorites, less than a five minute drive across the Key Bridge from Rosslyn. I reserved a booth for three and would be waiting with a bouquet of red chrysanthemums, also Lisa's favorite, with arrangements for the waiter to deliver a Vodka Collins -- her favorite cocktail -- as soon as she was seated.
I was waiting in the booth and midway through my first beer when Sis texted: "Operation Soft Landing commenced." The operational codename -- just like the intel on Lisa's favorite eatery, flowers and drink -- came from Janine. It was inspired by the objective of making Lisa's breakup with Peter as easy as possible. Depending on traffic, it should only take about 30 to 45 minutes from start to finish.
Twenty-five minutes in, another text from Sis: "P not home. Drop made. OTW."
Ten minutes later, I saw them enter. Lisa headed toward the bar, where she was considered a regular. She appeared confused when Sis began steering her toward the right and rear until she saw me with the flowers at a booth set for three. Her hands went to her cheeks and she squealed with delight. She hugged Sis, then ran to me and flung her arms around my neck in a powerful hug that lasted until the waiter, on cue, brought her the cocktail. I could hear her sniffling and saw her eyes brimming with tears as she loosened her hold and planted a full-on kiss on my lips.