"Holy Shit! The Preacher-man!? He's your stalker?! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" he shouted as he started the car and took off down the road. He had surmised that her stalker had some prominence, or else how could he have pulled off the airport incident. Never had he imagined it would be quite to the level of Levi Sethos. Eli had read enough news stories to know that this man rubbed elbows with movers and shakers. "I don't suppose you want to take a stab at telling me the whole story now?"
The whole story? Where would she begin? How much did she dare tell? There were some details she had yet to reconcile within herself so how could she possibly tell him? She looked out at the streetlights as they passed by and for a moment she could remember the feeling of being physically held down against a bed and his disgusting hands touching her as she struggled against him. Instantly she pushed the memory away. She couldn't let herself remember that night or she couldn't function. Closing her eyes, Lilith softly began to tell the story as best she could.
"I wandered into Springfield about two years ago and stopped for a drink at Millie's bar. A dive like that usually has the same people walking through the door night after night so naturally, a new face like mine caught everyone's attention. It took all of about five minutes for a couple of drunk guys to try and pick me up. One was a bit more 'insistent' than the other and he quickly found himself on the floor with my stiletto against his throat. That caught the attention of the owner, Millie Daws.
"You never met her, but she was pretty much your stereotypical tough old broad. You treat her right and she'll treat you right. She saw me land that drunk on his ass and was impressed. We sat there chatting late into the night and when she found out that I was new in town and had no place to stay, she took me in. Eventually I started working for her. I waited tables, tended the bar . . . for a while, I could even play bouncer. She was a great gal." For a moment Lilith couldn't speak. She had a thousand strange unfamiliar emotions surging through her that she didn't understand and she didn't know where it was coming from or how to stop it.
"So what happened?" Eli asked. He had never really paid any attention to the man or his ministry, but he knew enough. Everyone knew him whether they tuned in to his program or not. To millions of people, this man was the face of charity, Christianity and the voice of God himself. So beloved a figure was he that the media had long ago bestowed on him the moniker 'Preacher-man' as though he were still the humble traveling missionary.
"About six months ago this man entered our lives and destroyed everything." Lilith continued. "I honestly had no idea who he was that first night he came into the bar. If Millie knew, then she never told me. All I knew was that there was a man sitting at one of the tables that needed to be waited on." Lilith could still recall that first encounter. She had guessed him to be in his sixties with wavy, slicked back greying dark hair. His eyes were black, sharp and seemed to notice her every movement. He always had a smug half-smile that he couldn't hide in his almost solid grey beard and mustache. He was polite as she served him his drink and the two chatted back and forth. "Having a customer flirt with me isn't so unusual, but I never let it go too far. Drunks don't really impress me and they usually make terrible lovers.
"He introduced himself by telling me his name was Levi and that I was so beautiful that I made him forget his pick-up line." The demoness opened her eyes and looked at Eli with a half-hearted smirk that only lasted a few seconds. "Corny, right? I can't recall him drinking much. He usually just nursed a beer and tried to flirt with me. Most of the guys that walked in the place made passes at me, but something about him was different. Just the way he looked at me made my skin crawl. He tried to ask me out and I politely turned him down and thought that would be the end of it, but it wasn't. After that, he started showing up nearly every night and he always sat at one of my tables so I'd have to wait on him." She furrowed her brow as another recollection came to mind. "Oh, Pretty Woman', he always played 'Oh, Pretty Woman' on the jukebox when he came in. I used to like that song . . ." She shook her mind of the memory then continued her story. "Anyway, he always complimented me, flirted, brought me gifts and continuously asked me to dine with him. I refused his gifts and advances. Millie finally banned him from the bar when he refused to take no for an answer and his hands began to get a little too 'friendly'. I thought it was over."
"Obviously it wasn't," Eli said.
"No. The next day we were unexpectedly visited by liquor control and then an agent of the IRS. It was made clear that Millie's bar was to remain closed while each agency conducted a thorough investigation into possible underage drinking allegations and fraudulent bookkeeping. She also started getting traffic tickets and citations for everything. Low tire pressure, not turning the wheels correctly when parking on a hill, having a brake light out . . . all sorts of stupid reasons. Funny thing, the light was intact and worked fine when she left for the bank that day. While Millie was dealing with them, my phone started to ring. It was him. He told me that he could make all of this stop if I would just agree to meet him for dinner at a high-end restaurant known as Prince Prospero's. I knew Millie was planning on visiting her daughter that weekend and I wanted to put an end to her troubles so I agreed.
"The day I was supposed to meet him I was sitting on the floor of the living room flipping through TV channels looking for a distraction. Suddenly there he was standing behind an elegant pulpit preaching on the deadly sin of hypocrisy. That's when I found out that Levi was actually Levi Sethos, the head of the world-famous Jambres Ministry and its elite group of church members known as The Elymas Club. For a hefty tithe, you too can join, but the check better not bounce and cash is always king. I would never have guessed that an insect such as him could be on television every Sunday morning and have millions of followers all over the country. After that, I started researching him on the internet and quickly learned all I could, including his nickname 'Preacher-man'.
"That night I confronted him about his identity and everything I knew, but he didn't care." Lilith paused for a moment as the memory of their conversation once again played itself in her memory. The sound of utensils on plates, bottles of wine being opened and the way Levi chewed his food came back in vivid detail. Taking a breath she continued again, trying to hide the pain and misery she felt. "He didn't even try to deny who he was. He smiled at the recognition. He explained that sometimes he liked to visit places like Millie's incognito so he could get away from the pressures of his ministry. He went on to tell me that he had once had a vision where God showed him the woman that was intended for him and that the face he saw was mine." She stopped her story again and gave a slightly bitter laugh at the very idea, but in her heart it wasn't funny at all. Eli wasn't laughing. He was watching her eyes and her face and seeing how difficult this was for her. After a few moments she brushed her hair back from her face and continued again. "Of course, he was in no position to get a divorce at this time, but that didn't mean I couldn't be his mistress. The arrangement was simple enough, he would support me and set me up in a comfortable apartment where we could meet and be together. Visions from God . . . can you imagine anything so ridiculous? I declined his offer and told him in no uncertain terms to stay away from me."
"Which of course he never did," Eli added.
"True. He did keep his word and called off liquor control and the IRS, but he did not stay away," Lilith answered bitterly. "Things actually got worse. After closing time I would go out to the dumpsters and sometimes he would be there waiting for me." Lili's eyes stared off into space as she pictured him standing there in the shadows. "The first time I had not noticed him standing there in the dark until he grabbed me and tried to back me up against the wall. I hit him with the bag of trash before running back inside. After that, the phone calls started." She closed her eyes, reliving the endless sound of phones ringing endlessly and his voice always on the other end. "I tried blocking the number, but then it would change. I got a new phone, but he still somehow found it out. Letters, cards, gifts and inappropriate photographs started coming in the mail. Millie and I switched to a PO Box but it was only a short temporary fix." Squeezing her eyes shut as tightly as possible, the demoness continued to talk mechanically. She wanted to get the rest of the story out as quickly as possible and while burying as much of the pain as possible. "I tried to get a restraining order, but he's friends with every judge and politician you can name.