His phone buzzed with a new Uber pickup. He looked at it, grabbed his keys and headed out the door.
He liked meeting new people and mostly enjoyed providing a valuable service. A good 99% of his customers were pleasant and liked conversing during the ride.
This particular pickup was a single mom and her teenage daughter.
He pulled up, opened the front passenger side window so she could see him and verify he was legit.
He could tell she was single based on things he heard her say, "Your dad will be here by 6 tomorrow night so make sure you have all your stuff ready."
He was also glad he had a full size truck which gave people a ton of space in the backseat, and the bed for luggage or packages.
He arrived at her destination, obviously her home and helped her out of the truck.
Next pickup was an apparent husband and wife, both of whom had been drinking.
Oh how he loved these types. 50/50 toss up as to whether they'd be groping all over one another or at each other's throats.
As much as both scenarios made him uncomfortable, he preferred the former.
Thankfully that was the case here. Nice people, in their early 50s he would guess.
Initially, they didn't have a whole lot to say to him since they were all over one another in the back seat.
The wife piped up and said, "Look how big this back seat is! Think he'd take us somewhere private, get out for a while while we go at it?"
She thought she was whispering but being pretty lit, she wasn't whispering at all, "I kind of like him. Ask if he'll join us."
The husband replied, "Yeah how about it...Seamus is it? I'm willing to give you a big tip if you'll take us somewhere so we can have some fun. Maybe pop the tailgate, we'll jump in the back?"
He pondered it for a few seconds, "As much as I appreciate the offer I'll have to pass."
The husband shot back, "I get it and it's OK. Are you curious at all about the tip at all Seamus?"
Seamus glanced in the rear view mirror at him, "Sure. How much?"
"Well Seamus it's not so much as a how much, but a what. Honey, show him your tits."
The wife raised her shirt up, showing what were obviously store bought tits with no bra. Really nice, but not his preference.
"Seamus I'd like to watch my wife suck you off. You can come in her mouth, or all over these babies, it's up to you. Trust me brother, she sucks a mean dick!" He bounced one of her tits as he talked.
He didn't know how to respond. Never in his life had he ever been propositioned by a couple before.
Single (or even married) women customers several times, but never a couple together.
"OK Seamus how about I sweeten the offer?" He put his mouth to his wife's ear.
She got up, turned around, pulled her skirt down showing Seamus her shaved pussy. She reached around and put a finger in, moving it in and out.
"How bout it Seamus? You can fuck her. All I wanna do is watch. Aaaaaand maybe take a few pics."
"Sir I really appreciate it but I'm gonna have to decline."
"OK brother, no hard feelings at all."
He reached their destination, they got out and tipped him $100.
By now it was 11pm, he signed off and headed home.
He worked his regular job the next day, nothing exciting to report. Just a 7-4 treadmill.
He got home, had a bite to eat, turned on the tube and just stared at it. For how long he didn't know.
He signed in to the app, thinking, "Well let's see who's out there tonight."
Sure enough, 20 minutes later he got a buzz for a ride request.
He grabbed his keys and headed out.
The customer was a single male, just a quick trip to the grocery store.
"Would you mind parking and waiting? I promise I won't be but 15 minutes tops."
"Sure, no problem."
He fiddled with the radio and his phone for a few minutes.
His phone buzzed, another ride request.
It said it was someone at his current location, a single female rider.
He accepted and contacted her to tell her where he was parked and asked if she minded another customer in the vehicle.
She was OK with it, and found where he was parked and got in.
A pretty girl, maybe mid 30s. She had been crying.
He offered her a box of kleenex which she accepted and thanked him.
The other customer finally came back with a few bags and hopped in.
The two back seat occupants knew one another. Words started to fly.
"Let me guess, getting a few groceries for her?"
"No Miranda they're for me and you. I told you she and I were finished. Can't we just go back home and talk about this?"
"No Mark we can't. I'm done. I can't trust you when we're not together any more."
These interactions always made Seamus uncomfortable. You never know when things might blow up, but he didn't get that feeling for this one.
Mark actually calmed her down and Seamus was able to take them both back to Mark's point of pickup.
Crisis averted, or so he hoped.
Another buzz, another request. This one was 5 miles from where he was so he headed that way.
The request was from a residence, a nice condo to be exact.
He pulled up to the curb and noticed the customer waiting. He rolled down the window so she could verify his identity.
He tried to introduce himself but his voice caught in his throat.
Wow. She was mesmerizingly beautiful. Around his age, long blonde hair and a nice smile. Her perfume wafted in the window. Damn. He'd never noticed a woman's perfume like that. It was incredible.
She smelled amazing.
She gave him a little smile, "Hi, Seamus, right?"
"Hi. Yep Seamus it is. And you're Maggie, yes?" he smiled back.
"Yep, that's me." She shot him a killer smile.
She got in the front seat and quickly buckled up.
His first reaction was to say she's supposed to be in the back seat. But there was something different about her. Something special.
He asked where she needed to go.
She seemed friendly but distant.
"What? Oh...right. Well Seamus how about we just drive around for a while? I just needed to get out for some air."
He wasn't sure how to process this one.
This beautiful, great smelling woman had no place to be or go.
In what little light there was, he could tell she had on jeans and hiking boots of some sort and a denim jacket.
He was nervous and uncomfortable. Never before had he felt uncomfortable with a single female passenger.
