The Con Man
© 2024 Mojavejoe420
Wednesday
"Bloody Mary, if you would be so kind." The High Velocity bar/restaurant bartender in the Atlanta Marriott Marquis nodded at me and graciously accepted the hundred-dollar bill I handed him. I liked to be paid attention in bars, and that always did the trick. Usually, a Bloody Mary is ordered as a brunch or morning cocktail to ward off the effects of a hangover. Still, I ordered this one in the evening as I was dressed like a stylish vampire. It was Wednesday night, and
DragonCon
was to begin the next day.
San Diego has the original Comic-Con, of course. But over the years, DragonCon has become the favorite of convention goers nationwide. Originating from San Diego, I had to come to Atlanta to see what all the fuss was about. I booked two adjoining mini-suites a year ago; one for me and one for my eighteen-year-old son, Matt, and his buddy, Nathan. Hence, I was alone at the bar as they cruised the various adjoining hotel lobbies, not being old enough to sit in a bar.
Throngs of people crowded the bar. The total attendance of this convention was upwards of 150,000 people, and the Marquis was at the center of everything. I had been lucky enough to snag a barstool the moment one had been vacated and was enjoying my bloody drink. People were trying to order drinks, but the two bartenders were exceptionally busy. I felt a body trying to squeeze between myself and a Batman on my left. There wasn't room for anyone, but the person kept pressing. I looked in the bar mirror to see who was beginning to wrinkle my outfit when my heart skipped a beat.
A beautiful vampiress, resplendent in a red velvet coat, white blouse, and a black leather under-bust corset, stared back at me. I turned slightly to face her and saw her black ruffle dress, completing her elegant look. I gave her my best Transylvanian accent.
"Good even-ing," I enunciated, trying to sound sophisticated. I smiled what I hoped was a dangerous smile, my custom-made incisor fangs showing.
"Hey," she growled, apparently not entranced by my incredible suaveness. A few Trekkies bumped her as they squeezed past.
I gave up on the dumb accent. "How about I try to make a little room here and you can squeeze in next to me. What are you drinking?"
She looked at me, seemingly weighing her options. I could almost see her thoughts:
squeeze in with this guy who's probably 20 years older or stay out here in the crush?
"You have a Bloody Mary? I'll take one, too."
Decision made; the game is afoot!
I raised my hand a couple of inches, and my barman noticed within a few seconds. After ordering two new drinks, I managed to move my barstool a few inches to the right, and my new friend slipped in.
"Comfy?" I asked. We were both jammed into the bar pretty tightly.
"Well at least I know I've got a drink on the way, thank you for that."
"It's the least I could do for a fellow vampire. My name is James." I held out my left hand awkwardly as my right hand couldn't quite get to her.
"Gemma."
Hey, I've gotten a smile out of her.
"Well, Gemma, you look stunning tonight. Are you doing a specific vampire or just a freestyle one?"
"Thank you. Flattery won't get you anywhere, but it's nice to hear. I'm just doing a generic vampire. How about you? You're looking pretty fancy yourself."
"Also generic. I didn't want to bust out the big guns until the Con actually started. So, have you got an Instagram? You look familiar, I think I've seen you."
She told me, and I looked her up on my smartphone. "Okay, lovely ... nice ... hot ..."
"It's weird having you grade me while I'm standing right here."
"Oh, stop, you're a complete babe and you know it. Or, wait, is the right phrase
'smoke show?
' Or something else?
'Thirst trap
?' I'm old, help me out here."
She shook her head. "It's more fun to watch you struggle."
"Hmph, sadistic mean streak ... duly noted." I continued to cycle through the pictures on her Instagram account, making appreciative noises as I went. I wasn't faking it, either. Her cosplays were top-notch; she spent a lot of time and money on her outfits, and they looked very close to the actual characters in the movies, which we call screen-accurate. Then, I saw a picture that stopped me in my tracks.
"Hold up, I know this picture! Two years ago, right?"
"Yeah, thereabouts. It's my most-liked post. It kinda went viral."
I pursed my lips and blew out a low whistle. This girl, this Gemma, was dressed as the Kate Beckinsale character Anna Valerious from the 2004 movie
Van Helsing.
There are those who will argue that Kate Beckinsale is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. I'm actually one of those people. The resemblance of Gemma to Kate was striking; the tight leather pants hugged her perfect ass just like they did on Kate, the under-bust corset framed her lovely breasts, and the curls of her wig perfectly matched Kate's.
"It's... you're stunning. You're like her clone. You know, I saw this post, and it inspired me to do Van Helsing himself. Took me two years, but that's what I'm wearing tomorrow."
Gemma's smile disappeared, and she tilted her head, giving me the side-eye at my declaration of tomorrow's cosplay. "Seriously? You're doing Hugh Jackman tomorrow?"
"Yeah. Anything wrong with that?"
"No, not at all. It's just that ... I'm doing an updated version of Anna tomorrow."
My jaw dropped. "You're shitting me! I'm here with my son and his friend and he is doing The Creature and his buddy is doing Igor. This is incredible!"
"Shut up!"
"We are, like, most of the movie cast! Okay... what are you doing Friday, Gemma?"
She squinted her eyes at me. "No, you tell me who you're doing."
"Vision." That's a character from the Marvel Cinematic Universe;
Iron Man
and
The Avengers
and all those movies. Immensely powerful, he is involved in the downfall of the big baddie Thanos.
"Get outta town!" she joked.
"I'm already outta town! You get outta town! Why? Who are you doing?"
"Wanda." An immensely powerful witch, Wanda is married to Vision in the Marvel movies.
We both reached for our drinks and took long swigs, then stared at each other for a few moments.
Her lips turned up into a sly smile. "James ..."
"Yes?"
"This is really weird."
"Not weird, Gemma. Serendipity. Kismet. Fate. We should probably go to bed soon before the magic spell breaks."
"Oh, certainly. Let's do that."