"What kind of man plays bingo?" Maryann asked with an exasperated sigh. "Where do you find all the men you've tried to fix me up with, Mother? I am not desperate; I like things as they are - just me and the kids."
"Fiddlesticks, you've been alone too long and you need some nice male companionship." Mrs. Redding replied to her only daughter.
She'd had enough 'male companionship' to last a lifetime, Maryann thought to herself. After too many unhappy years with her ex-husband, she was not interested in another relationship.
"Besides, Maryann, Roger doesn't PLAY bingo. He RUNS the bingo game!" Mrs. Redding said proudly.
Maryann groaned. "That's worse! A man who runs a bingo game for a living . I'm surprised! You always wanted me to date doctors or lawyers only."
"You're so silly - that's not his real job. Roger runs the game at St. Mary's as a favor to his uncle, the Monsignor . And he'd such a nice young man."
'A nice young man'? Maryann echoed. 'That's like the kiss of death!' she chuckled to herself.
"Humor an old lady and come with me to bingo this Wednesday. I won't try to push the two of you together. You can just check him out."
"Check him out?! Mother, what are you, 73 going on 17?"
"Sweetheart, you really must get out more. With a few exceptions, the only people you talk to are seven and nine years old. My grandchildren are, undeniably, talented and intelligent, but they're still children. You need to get out and mingle. Come with me to bingo."
Maryann knew she was fighting a losing battle. "Oh, all right, I'll come with you. But you have to promise - no matchmaking with your Bingo Man!"
The next day as Maryann raced through her morning routine, she thought about the 'bingo man' and started to laugh. She could just imagine him: short and tubby, a receding hairline, wearing polyester pants and a sweater knit by an elderly relative. 'But he's such a "nice man"' her mother declared. Ha! She dearly loved her mother, but that lady had questionable taste in men. After all, she'd liked Maryann's ex-husband.
All day, Wednesday, Maryann fretted. 'I'll go to that stupid bingo game,' she thought to herself, 'but I'm not going to enjoy myself and I'm not going to get all fixed up!'
Feeling restless, Maryann drove her mother to St. Mary's. "I'm so glad you decided to come with me tonight, sweetie." Mrs. Redding crooned. "I want you to meet all my friends." At Maryann's warning glance, she continued "and I promise I won't force anything between you and Roger."
Maryann relaxed a little. 'Maybe this won't be so bad.' she thought. 'I'll get to spend time with Mom and maybe even win some money at bingo!'
"Okey-dokey, Mom, we're here. Let's play!"
Mrs. Redding smiled, pleased at the return of her daughter's sunny disposition. 'I can't wait till she gets an eyeful of Roger!' she mused.
Armed with bingo cards and ink blotters, Maryann was ready. Spotting the bingo announcer, she chuckled - he was short, round and balding. 'Wearing sweat pants and no makeup was a smart move,' Maryann congratulated herself, not wanting to encourage the man by looking her best.
"Okay, Mom, I checked 'him' out. He may be a nice man, but he's not exactly a heart-throb. And, Mother, isn't that a wedding ring on his finger!" Maryann's shocked voice raised an octave.
"Oh, no! That's not Roger, that's Mr. Schroeder calling out the numbers and he IS married. There's Roger - over by the door."
As if in slow motion, Maryann turned toward the most gorgeous hunk of man she'd ever seen . Almost with a will of their own, Maryann's eyes greedily took in all 6'2" of him. When he headed directly to their table, she wanted the floor to swallow her up.
"Mrs. Redding, it's great to see you, again," Roger greeted warmly. "And this must be your lovely daughter, Maryann."