In this script, two friends are sitting down to watch the big game when one of them gets a text from his bitchy ex-girlfriend. His tomboy best friend refuses to let him take her back, and finally admits her true feelings for him.
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Okay, hot wings are done, nachos are ready, the beer is ice cold; we are ready for the big game! Aren't you excited?
Well, yeah, the game is gonna be awesome, but also, I'm just glad we can hang out again, you know, like in the old days, before little miss bitchy came along and ruined everything.
Yeah, well, personally, I'm glad she dumped your ass. You were too good for her anyway, and she was such an overbearing, vapid cunt! Let's just be glad we don't have to deal with her anymore, okay?
(Game starts in background)
Oh, the game's starting!
(Watching game)
So, who do you think is going to win this year?
Ugh! Really? You would pick them, wouldn't you! Lousy bunch of cheaters, and their quarterback is such a jerk!
Who cares if everyone says they're going to win! Haven't you ever heard of rooting for the underdog? God! You always had terrible taste when it comes to things like this! Always going after what everyone says is the best when, if you just look around, you would see something perfectly good right in front of you!
What do I mean by that? Uh... never-mind, let's just watch the game, okay.
(Watching game, cellphone text alert)
What was that? Who the hell is texting you during the game?
(Laugh) Why are you hiding the phone from me? Don't walk away.
What do you mean you have to take this? Who is it? Let me see!
Come on! Give it!
(Wrestles phone away)
There we go! Now let's see who's... OH! You have got to be fucking kidding me! Why the fuck is she texting you? I thought you ended things with that bitch weeks ago!
Oh! So she's been texting you for the past few days about getting back together? When were you going to tell me about this?
What do you mean this doesn't concern me? Of course this concerns me! Don't you remember when you two were dating? She wouldn't let us hang out together, and whenever we did hang out, she was always watching us like a hawk! I never got to see you while that bitch was in your life! I almost lost you before, and I don't want to lose you again, you ass!
This is just like you, you know that? The only reason you even like her is because she's a big titted bimbo. The two of you have nothing in common. Hell, the only reason she stayed with you is because you fawned over her and bought her whatever she wanted.