^^^February 14th - 8:04 p.m.^^^
"I need the best man and the maid of honor," the photographer's assistant at the engagement party shouted. She looked down at her list and said, "I need Brett and Brett??"
The two Bretts came forward to get their picture taken. The man was of average height. The woman would have been five foot one inch tall if not for her four-inch heels.
The photographer looked at the pair and said, "The gentleman in the back. Please stand on the 'X'. Lady Brett, please stand in front of him even with his left shoulder."
The couple followed his instruction.
The photographer looked through his camera and said, "That's great. Smile."
The male Brett smiled for the picture. In his mind, he said, "I hate you, Bitch."
The short redhead, standing in front of him, smiled at the camera and said to herself, "God! I can't believe I'm standing next to this jerk."
The bald man took the picture.
Brett looked down at his nemesis. His eyes drifted to her boobs, and he thought, "Damn! Those are nice. They're small but perfect spheres."
The woman looked up at the handsome man and shrieked, "Are you looking down my top?"
"Busted," Brett said to himself. He looked into her hazel eyes and lied, "Of course not. Do you think every man is attracted to you?"
He noticed her eyes had shifted from his eyes to his mouth. He wondered, "Do I have something on my face?" He brushed his lips with a hand and found nothing.
The redhead said to herself, "I like the shape of those lips."
She marched off, thinking," But I don't like him. He's cocky and immature."
^^^Earlier that day^^^
"Fuck! This is a pain in the ass," Brett said as he drove around the lot looking for a parking space.
"This shopping center should have more parking. If Starbucks wasn't here..."
He saw a guy heading to his car and followed him. He stopped, put on his left blinker, and waited for the man to drive away.
Instead of getting in his car, the dude put his phone to his ear and started talking. He leaned against his car, looking like he was settling in for a nice chat.
Brett wanted to shout at him. He restrained himself and only thought, "Hey, buddy. Talk later. I need your parking space."
Brett waited and waited.
"Doesn't the jackass see my blinker?"
A woman waddled out of a maternity shop. She was pregnant and enormous. She went to a car beside Brett's idling vehicle, put her bag in the trunk, and slowly lowered herself into the driver's seat.
Brett was blocking her in. He backed up to let her out. He would have taken her spot, except there was a sign that said, 'Parking reserved for expectant mothers or families with infants'.
While the mom-to-be carefully exited her spot, the guy Brett had been waiting for got in his car and drove off. A red Kia Sportage came around the corner and zipped into the empty parking spot while Brett was blocked by the pregnant woman's car.
"Fuck! That's my spot!" he shouted and slammed his hands on the steering wheel.
A petite redhead exited the red car blissfully unaware of what she'd done.
Brett griped, cursed, and circled the lot. He found another spot, parked, and went into the Starbucks to pick up his order. He went to the counter where mobile orders were placed and didn't see anything waiting for him.
He asked politely, "Do you have something for Brett?"
The barista looked at his order screen and said, "Yes. It'll be up in a second."
A young woman with a pierced nose placed a cup on the counter and called out, "Brett."
Brett picked it up, sipped it, and said, "This isn't what I ordered, and where's my bacon, gouda, and egg sandwich?"
The guy looked at his screen and said, "I have you down for a Starbucks Reserve latte. No sandwich."
Brett said, sounding peeved, "I used your app and ordered a latte with hazelnut and a breakfast sandwich."
The employees scanned the screen. The man said, "I had another Brett in here a minute ago. Your order was up. I gave it to her. Sorry, sir. I'll get started on your order right now."
Brett sighed heavily and turned away from the counter.
He saw the redhead who'd taken his parking space. She took a big bite out of a bacon, gouda, and egg sandwich. The coffee cup in front of her read 'Brett'.
"Hey, that was my order!" he said, unable to stop himself.
The woman chewed, swallowed, and said, "I walked in, said I was Brett, and he gave it to me."
"Did you order a sandwich?
"No, but when you're a cute redhead, you're used to guys doing you special favors. Sorry."
"Sorry," Brett mocked her, using a high-pitched, whining voice. "Are you sorry you took my parking space?"
"What are you talking about? Do you have a specially reserved parking space everywhere you go?" she asked in a mocking tone.
"I was waiting...didn't you see my blinker?"
"I didn't see you. I saw a minivan backing out of a space."
She looked at him like he was a crazy person.
Brett walked away because he worried that if he stayed, he might strangle her.
^^^
Brett was late for work. He checked his emails and saw a note that said a tech was doing upgrades to the system and would need his computer for a few minutes.
Later that morning, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in," Brett said. He didn't look away from his screen.
The door swung open. A young, cute, petite, redhead said, "I'm here to do the updates on your computer. Is this a good time?" She was looking in a bag. Her hand was in there, searching for something.
Brett looked up from a spreadsheet and said, "You!"
It was the woman from Starbucks.
"Oh, hi," she said.
Brett got up and said, "Do what you have to do. I'm getting a cup of coffee."
He stared at her and added in a voice dripping with sarcasm, "Can I get you one? And a scone, if there are any left."
He walked out of the room before she could answer.
^^^7:30 p.m.^^^
That night, Brett (the man) went to his best friend's engagement party. Family and friends were in attendance.
Brett was drinking with an old buddy. The guy made a mistake and asked, "How are you doing?"
Brett launched into this story.
"I'm glad to be here. I'm happy for Will and Willow. This day got off to a horrible start. I went to Starbucks on Plymouth Avenue. You know how small that lot is."
His buddy nodded and sipped his drink.