Junior college sure beat the hell out of high school. And being away from his dinky hometown of population 2500 beat being stuck back there in Podunk City, USA. When he arrived and registered, the junior college campus forty miles away budded with delightful sights Joey Marshall only dreamed of having in his bed.
Everywhere he looked, opportunity abounded: in the Student Lounge, in the registration lines, in the administration building, at the Cashier's Office where he paid his fees, at the parking window where he bought his $25 sticker, in the bookstore checkout line where he paid for his armload of books, in the library where he went to rest from all this
new
cluttering up his mind.
First thing he did was change his name to just plain Joe. Right off. No more of his parent's nickname, that Joey crap he'd put up with through twelve years of public school and before. No one need know he'd ever answered to Joey. From now on, he would be just Joe Marshall.
After matriculation—oh, how he loved the pompous sound of that word!—he must get serious about finding a place to live. Classes began in two days, and he could live at home and drive, but that meant an hour and a half spent each class day wearing out his already well worn car, and pouring gas through it at the rate of $15 every day. That amounted to $300 a month he could spend on a room and food each month, and still not recklessly abuse the funds he'd scrimped and saved to get through his two years at JC. In the Student Lounge he found an
Apartments for Rent
and
Roomates Wanted
posting board. Better check that straight away.
All the apartments listed were far out of his range, unless he found four or five roommates to share with, but the
Roommates Wanted
section, now that was another situation. He could squeak by costwise on some of those, and only have to touch his folks for a little financial help now and then. He called the most promising one, the one closest to campus, but when he went to see it, it was a dump and the five guys already living there seemed more interested in enhancing their beer drinking Olympics than graduating from JC on time.
The second and third listing ranked slightly better—not so much beer drinking—but still he hoped for better.
The fourth surprised him. A girl answered the phone when he called. The note posted in the Student Lounge said nothing about
female roommate wanted
, only
roommate wanted
.
"Sorry. I'm calling about the roommate you're advertizing for. I didn't see it was for female."
"Male is fine, so don't worry. You want to come see it?"
"You mean ...?"
"We had a boy renting last year, so really it's no big deal. When you want to come see?"
"Maybe straight away? I'm all registered and my books bought, so either I drive home now, or do something productive around here before driving home."
"Where's home?"
"Liberty Valley."
"Oh! Not far."
"Forty miles one way. Fifteen bucks a day for gas."
"Good. I like a man who's sensible about his money. Lots of guys are kind of foolish about expenses, particularly if Daddy's picking up his tab."
"My parents can't afford much and still save enough so my sisters can attend junior college in four years."
"Sisters? How many?"
"Two."
"Younger, right?"
"Yes."
"How you get along with them?"
"Oh, like sisters with an older brother. Sometimes I think they act pretty silly."
"And you? What do they think of you?"
"Probably that I'm a little overbearing and a know-it-all."
The girl on the other end of the line chuckled
"Well, here it's just Mom and me. We rent out that room so we have more company than just ourselves. You got a girlfriend who takes up a lot of your time?"
"No. No girl. No heart, either. Still getting over the last one."
"Oh, sorry."
"I'm managing."
"I hope so. Her fault or yours?"
"Both, I guess. I read something different into it than she intended. She sure read more into it than I intended."
"Let me guess. She figured wedding bells should ring the June the two of you graduated high school?"
"Yeah ... well sort of. Wedding bells the spring
I
graduated from high school. She was two years younger and intended to quit school and make babies instead graduating herself. Had she graduated, she'd have been her family's first daughter in several generations to do so."
"I see. And you think there are other things more important that making babies so soon?"
"Yep."
"I think you're right." With that a pause ensued which he had difficulty interpreting, thinking he may have committed a faux pas.
"So ... What was you name, again?"
"Joe. Joe Marshall."
"So, Mr. Marshall. You want to come over this evening and have a look at the room?"
"Okay by me. What time?"
"Say seven? Mom is at home tonight and we should have finished supper by then. That won't make it too late for you driving home, will it?"
"No, that's fine by me. Oh, but one other thing. If I decide to take it, I can only make a deposit on the room tonight. I'll have to stop by the credit union tomorrow morning and draw out the rest.'
"Don't worry about that. We'll work out something."
***
When Joe arrived home to Liberty Valley at nine-thirty, he scrambled to load his car with at least a few things he'd need for the rest of the week in his new room. That meant: to get by with and look reasonably good for the girl who went with the voice who answered when he called about the room. Damn, she was good looking, almost a dead ringer for her mother. Her father must have been blonde, too.
Joe figured he had about a much chance with her as with one of cheerleaders at his local high school, but what the heck? This girl radiated class, far beyond the finest where he grew up. Confident, too, but not the stuck-up kind of confidence you see so often. Her confidence radiated more than just
I'm good, and if you don't think so, just watch the boys follow me around
aura. None of that; just quiet, calm, firm, certain, one hundred per-cent genuine self confidence. Reminded him of the Grace Kelly movies; this girl could be an actress/princess, too.
Certainly, she'd learned her confidence from her mother, and developed all the traits required to hold it genuine. Maybe it was her age, a year older than the girls in Joe's class at Liberty Valley High. Surely, he had no chance with her, but hope springs eternal in the male psyche, right?
Thursday evening after class, when he let himself into the basement hall via its outside door, he found a note taped to his room's door:
Joe:
You are invited to our special, new renter barbeque, which, if you're available then, we will hold on the back lawn by the pool at seven o'clock, tomorrow evening. Dress will be swim wear, or whatever you have that's decent. Please RSVP as we have no excuse except you for this celebration.
Cindy Crayford and Madge Newman.
Well, why not? Sounded as if his cut-off jeans would pass muster, and Cindy would be there. So sure, why not? The only question was where and how to RSVP. He settled for catching Cindy and RSVP'ing in person when she came to the basement to do laundry.
"Good," she said when he caught her. "You like steak, salmon, chicken, Polish sausages, hamburger, or what?"
"Whatever you please."
"Then for you, we'll splurge for steak."
Sounded good to him, although he thought steak was grossly over-rated. His family raised beef, and in grade school Joe often swapped his lunch's steak and roast beef sandwiches for the city kids' bologna.
***
All Friday Joe stewed as to whether his cutoffs were okay for this spur-of-the-moment social event. They were pretty ratty, but comfortable, and he'd all but out grown them, so they were plenty tight. Maybe too tight in certain areas?
After all, last thing he wanted was looking overdone in the show-himself-off department. The T-shirt he chose, although somewhat tattered, too, still had both sleeves. The two small holes in the shirt's body were work related, which he thought perhaps boosted his
useful-to-have-around-the-place
image.
"Ah, so there you are, Mister Marshall," Madge said as he stepped barefooted from the basement steps onto the pool slab. Yes, her voice held a slight flirt, but he didn't mind because she had very
flirtable
poise to match. So did Cindy, that way one dose of his own response served for both. "I'll put the steaks on right now. You need a drink?" Madge said.
"Too young. Don't want to get you in trouble."
"Good. Good to see a man with sense enough to look out for others. Cindy, go get the steaks from the fridge, then have a quick swim with Joe while they're grilling."
She was gone a moment, and then back with a foil covered plate she handed toward her mother. While she still held the plate, she turned to Joe. "Go ahead and get in. I'll join you in a minute."
He was barely in the coolish water when a cannonball splash inundated him. The face that greeted him as the water drained from before his eyes laughed and grinned at his expense.
"Always make a big splash, that's my motto," she said, swimming to him and kissing him hard on the lips.
That kiss qualified as a big splash, too, even without the cannonball. But it didn't end there. She held onto him, finally ending with her arms around his shoulders and pulling her breasts against his face as she shoved him underwater.
"Hey, Mom! He's embarrassed! Isn't that cute?"
Her mother looked over at them, but her expression Joe could not interpret. On one hand, the mild disapproval he saw worried him that he'd just over-played his invitation for tonight. On the other, her smile said she wanted her daughter to have this if it was what she wanted. He smiled back, hoping to get feedback that told him where he stood.