"I think Veronica has a boyfriend," said Terri McCarthy. She was "elbow deep" in a server trying to upgrade a cooling control board, the unit that controls the seven onboard cooling fans of each server. Terri is a young Canadian girl of medium height and average weight with straight jet black hair cut at shoulder length. She says she's such a badass that she cuts her hair with a chain saw, and the jagged edges of her hairline make that claim seem plausible. She's a great technician but she will say the strangest things just to get a reaction out of people.
"Yeah, I know," said her manager, Josh Gravely, "It's me, I'm her boyfriend. Are you ready for this controller card or not?" He had the replacement for the controller in a static proof bag in one hand and a tech bulletin from the server manufacturer in the other. He was following the steps of the replacement process carefully, these controller cards cost over two thousand dollars each and he didn't want any mistakes.
"No really Josh, I was being serious." Terri has huge dark brown 'anime eyes', a narrow face and a tiny pointed nose giving her a mousy appearance. As she got the last screw removed and was freeing the old controller card she said, "I think she's seeing someone. She's suddenly all happy n' shit."
"Ground yourself," he replied before taking the old card from her, "what makes you think that it isn't me?"
Terri touched the grounding point on the work bench preventing any static electricity from harming the new circuit card. "Serious Josh!" Terri was wound up, ready to share the wisdom and knowledge that her twenty-one years on this earth has bestowed upon her "First of all, you're like a half a million years older than her, and secondly, she was a fashion model! She travelled all over the world! She's way out of your league."
"I've travelled all over the world too," Josh insisted as he held the work light for Terri.
"Yeah, and shot the shit out of it, she was Miss America for fuck's sake!" Terri insisted as she started to line up the screws to install the card. Jake was part of a gun crew on an AC-130 gunship and deployed to dozens of hotspots around the world and took part in military actions some of which will remain classified long after he's dead. Personally, Terri thinks that military people were mindless robots, hitmen and murderers working for corrupt, evil regimes. But she also thinks that Josh is pretty cool so he's the exception that proves the rule, and therefore it's obvious (to Terri) that gunships must be ok. Also, her hero Veronica van Kรถster always dances at company parties with a man who is a major in the NY National Guard and wears his dress uniform when they dance, so the NY National Guard must be cool also. What she doesn't know is that Veronica wasn't Miss America, she didn't make the top ten, so she remained Miss Ohio.
"You need to look for someone a little closer to your style," Terri continued. The card was in, now came the hard part, putting the server back together. The cooling controller card was buried so deep into the server's architecture you had to take much of it apart to get to the card which wasn't much bigger than a man's pocket comb.
"What about you? What are you doing Friday night?" smiled Josh, knowing what she would say, and she didn't disappoint.
"ME? Whoa baby, you're still punching 'way above your weight class. You need to find someone who you can get all weepy with over
Miracle on Thirty Fourth
Street and be asleep in bed before nine thirty."
"I cry at the end of
It's a Wonderful Life
," said Josh as he held a cooling duct in place for Terri to secure with several screws.
"See? Everyone knows that movie is a laugh riot. There, I'm gonna fire it up and see if it works." Terri hit the power switch and the server came to life. With all those cooling fans inside of it, it sounds like a hover craft more than a computer.
Josh heard a beep, so he checked his work phone and found that he had just received a message from Veronica which said, "Do you have a minute?" He looked at Terri with what he hoped was a nervous look on his face and said, "I'm going to ask her to dance with me at the party," as he typed a response to Veronica the Executive Assistant to his employer the founder and CEO of Andalon.com.
"You're what?" Terri made 'what' sound like "WAAAAAA?"
"I am, she just texted her and she wants to speak with me. While I'm over there I'm going to ask her."
"Oh, I GOTTA see this!" grinned Terri. She turned to Jennifer Combs, her "partner in crime," a field technician who seemed to spend most of her time in the server room with Terri. Jen looks like what Terri calls a "twinkie:" long thick blond hair, hazel eyes, very cute face with pointed chin, short with a delicious hourglass figure; she looks like she's a high school cheerleader. She's got a bubbly personality but rarely says anything unless asked directly. She's actually 10 years older than Terri with several degrees and is one of the best network engineers that Josh has ever met, her specialty is designing and maintaining their customer's in-house networks. "Come on Jen, we gotta see this. Mister Gunship is going to get shot down again!"
"That's
Sergeant
Gunship to you..."
"Ok!" chirped Jen and she with Terri tagged along behind Josh as he wound through the code writers "bull pen," through the marketing area with the salesmen making their calls and bragging to each other about their recent contacts, finally to "executive avenue" where the doors opened to a lush waiting area and the grandiose main entrance. There were five doors to the three different vice president's offices, the CEO Anthony "Ant" Friedman's office, and between the VPs and the CEO's office is the office of Ant's executive assistant, Veronica van Kรถster.
Veronica was heading back to her office from the break room with a hot cup of tea. Tall, trim and beautiful, a full lion's mane of blond hair, brown eyes, a beautifully proportioned face, and a dazzling smile. As she approached she saw Josh with Terri and Jen standing outside of her office door. Veronica gave them a stern look and said to Josh "We need to talk." She opened the office door and held up a hand, "Give me a moment." She swept into her office leaving the door ajar slightly.
After a long nervous pause, Terri whispered, "I don't think this will be a good time to ask."
"Naaah," said Josh quietly as they waited, "it'll be fine."
"Mr. Gravely, come in please," Ms. van Kรถster called from the depths of her executive office.
"Hope you have your flack vest on," said Terri softly in a sing-song voice as she tried to follow Josh into the office.
"Just you Mr. Gravely," said Veronica without looking up from her desk, "and close the door behind you."