Something About Hannah---a modern day love story
What was it about Hannah that I just couldn't quite figure out? Sure, I am still a virgin, but I'd like to think of myself as the kind of guy that could always find at least one attractive characteristic in most any woman. Somewhere in between physical beauty, intelligence and personality is surely the core of their magnetism.
I was willing to bet that Hannah has all three of those traits.
Since she seemed to be an easily approachable sort, I agreed to come running with her this weekend and even boasted about my 5:08 time in the mile, just to play upon her feminine pride. At least she didn't dog me out when her time bested mine easily with her doing a 4:52 flat. Being beat by a girl never felt so damn good. I liked that.
Next weekend was clear, dry with a seasonably warm breeze and Hannah wore some tight yellow shorts that contrasted nicely against her perfectly bronzed skin, deepening the hue of her eyes to a nearly emerald green. When she caught me fixating upon her, I snapped out of it and confessed,
"It's just that I thought yesterday, your eyes were blue. Today they look green. Now, which are they?"
"I think they look kind of like muddy water but my big sister says they are definitely hazel. A warm brown of a teddy bear's smile and a tinge of sea green that matches with my fascination of all things in nature."
I nodded, "Do you have any animals? I mean like a cat or a dog or maybe even a fish?"
"Oh, yes," Said Hannah, "I have a pair of squirrel friends, a baby skunk that thinks I'm her mother and one crazy African Grey Parrot that mimics everything you say. I mean everything. What about you, Jason?"
I felt bested again, but replied, "If I tell you, promise not to laugh, okay? They're not like you think but actually a bag of laughs with all the silly antics and spastic fits when they are happy. It almost looks like he might bite you, but he'll just lightly nibble. He wouldn't ever bite unless you are mean to him..."
"All right all ready, what in tarnations is it? A bear? A monkey? What?"
Hannah's cheeks were all flushed and I could tell she wasn't very good at suspenseful conversation. "It's a ferret and I named him Mac because this guy is HUGE. Some people say he stinks but I'm so used to it I don't notice it any more. Wanna' meet him later?"
A surprised look crossed her face and with an eyebrow raised she says, "Aren't ferrets illegal in California?"
"Yeah, I don't know why, but they are legal in Colorado where I bought him. Now we are attached at the hip, so don't let him out and never tell anyone about Mac, okay Hannah?
What's your crazy parrot named?"
"It's Pollyanna, my baby skunk's name is Penelope. Cindy and Mindy are the two girly squirrelies."
"Woo, Pollyanna, now that's an original name, isn't it?"
"Whatever, she's the one who told me. As if I would actually pick such a corny bird-brained name like that. If you don't watch yourself I'll teach Pollyanna to insult you on demand. Check this out, (pssh...ttha) tell Jason what he is."
"Squaaak! Whew who, Jason's a butthead, Jason's a butthead"
"Funny, very funny, Hannah. Say, let's get some frozen yogurt. I've got a couple two for one coupons, wait, did I say that right? I have a coupon that is a two for one."
"I know what you meant."
As together we strolled by a vine of honeysuckle blossoms, I pinched off the biggest, most fragrant bunch then nestled it atop Hannah's cinnamon brunette hair. "I've always wanted to do that."
"Why thank you, Jason. I've always wanted someone to do something like that for me too."
Down to the yogurt shop, while we sat there licking away, Hannah noticed how I was devouring mine before she had barely eaten three bites of hers.
"That's no way to enjoy the flavor! You have to slowly taste every aspect with all of your senses, not just your tongue. Watch this."
The way that she let the frozen concoction melt as she swirled it around her tongue was more like she was making love to the yogurt. I slowed down and tried Hannah's method. She was right and I liked that too.
"I've never met a guy that didn't have an underlying reason for being so nice to me like you are right now. Why are you so much different than any other boy and actually spend your time doing things that I like to do? I mean that most guys won't even give me a second look, much less pick a flower for me, but you did. Why?"
I thought about it, then said,
"Walk with me and let me show you what I'm talking about before I start getting all tongue tied. No, let's just sit here on this bench. I'm not really quite sure how to say this, but most of my buddies think you're a ..a lesbian. I almost socked Joey for spreading that rumor around. You're not, are you, Hannah?"
A scowl crossed her face. "That's hilarious, just fucking delirious! What if I am, Jason? Would you believe me if I said I actually wanted it that way?"
I just stuck my foot in my mouth, but sheepishly squawked, "I just asked, okay?"
Hannah pinned me down and said, "Would a lesbian do this, and this, or even this?"
"Oh, yes, I believe you. Your secret's safe with me, my little flower girl."
I wrapped my arm around her slim waist and pulled her warm body close enough to smell her intoxicating scent of jasmine scented soap. Each feathery kiss became a case of need that brought our lips together like two pieces of a puzzle's snugly fitting bond. I know I liked this feeling enough to tell me what it is about Hannah I liked. I liked her.
Next weekend on Saturday morning, I got up early enough to be at the track before her, but when I finished doing 200 straight sit-ups and was about to start some sets of 20 pull-ups, I realized that Hannah was on the bleachers watching me. "How long have you been there?"
"Long enough to gain a new admiration for those washboard pecs that I never knew about. I think they make you even sexier than before."
I felt the blood rushing to my face, noticeably blushing. "Did you just come right out and say I look sexy?":
"No, what I said was you look even sexier than before you were sexy, which means I want that sexy, hunk of a guy to stop beating around the bush and finish what you started."
I tried to act cool, but she had my number.
"You mean do my pull-ups? I'm not really sure, Hannah."
This time, it was her turn to show, not tell, and there was no doubt left when Hannah pulled me underneath the bleachers, lifted up her sport bra and sighed,
"Jason, I think you are who I've been waiting for. I knew you were from the moment we first kissed and you showed me what was missing from my life. Don't stop there, finish what you started, but this time take me all the way. I'm ready."
My heart skipped a beat and I still stuttered before mustering up the courage to tell her, but I had to. "I-I'm still a virgin, a-a-and I don't even have a condom for Christ sake! Jesus, Hannah, I want this as much as you do, maybe even more than you, but I can't. Not today, okay?"
Hannah always seemed to know what to do and man, did I love that!
"Shhh...take those shorts off while I remove mine. Lookie what I brought for you, Jason."
She placed the condom into my hand and whispered, "You have no idea."