I was warming up for my Sunday afternoon dart league when a whirling dervish swept through the room. She was barely five feet tall, had a pink pixie haircut, piercings everywhere, and the cutest damn eyes I'd ever seen. She had a tattoo of Scooby-Doo on her ankle.
The football game was on, so there was no music playing, yet she danced all over the place. I finally noticed she had ear buds in and shook my head.
I continued practicing until she walked up to me. "Who are you, new guy?"
"Cal," I answered and extended my hand.
She looked me up and down and said, "Right. Like in Naughton Jr. Shake and Bake, Ricky Bobby."
"Wow! I never heard that one before," I smiled.
She cocked her head to the right and raised a pierced eyebrow taking me in. Then she smiled and said, "That was sarcasm, Sheldon," and bounced away.
I watched her leave me and she looked like she had the body of a freshman boy, but those eyes were something else entirely.
"Hey, Cal!" my boss Steve shouted as he walked in the bar.
"What's up, boss?" I asked as I shook his hand. "I have a pitcher of Lite, if you want to share."
"I'm a Bud man, but thanks," Steve answered. "No one else here yet?"
I shook my head. "Just me. I guess the other two could be at the bar. I don't know who else is on the team."
I was a replacement for Steve's old fourth player. From the little I was told; he was a biker wanna-be tough guy that got sent to jail for his third or fourth DUI. I was new to the area and Steve thought I'd be perfect to join his team. 'Make new friends in a new place,' he said when he asked. It sounded like a good idea at the time.
"That's right, you don't know anyone," he said and looked around.
The bar and slot machines were on the left side of the room with a wall separating it from the right side. On the right were pool tables, dining tables, and dart boards. If you were at the dart boards or pool tables, you couldn't see the people sitting at the bar or slots.
"Come on, Cal. Let's get a shot and see who's at the bar."
We walked over to the bar and the bartender shook Steve's hand. "What's up, Steve? Shot of Jameson and a Bud Light?"
"Yeah, Jimmy, thanks. This is Cal. He's new around here and joined my team this season. What's your shot, Cal?"
"I'll take a Jamo too, nice to meet you."
"Coming up," Jimmy said and spun away with a flamboyant flourish.
"Damn! I was hoping she didn't show," Steve groaned.
I looked where he was looking and saw the pixie who was dancing around the bar earlier.
"Pink hair?" I asked as Jimmy set our shots down.
"Yeah," he sighed. "Jimmy, better get a Malort too. She can sense it when we do shots."
Jimmy laughed and shook his head.
Steve looked at me and said, "Her name's Ro. It's actually Rowan, but do not tell her I told you that. She gets really pissy about it."
"Okay," I shrugged.
"She's the fourth player on our team. We only need three to play, but we need four on the roster in case someone doesn't show up. She always shows up."
"Is she any good?" I asked as I watched Ro talk to a girl at the other end of the bar. Just then, her eyes shot up and she looked at us. Damn! If she wasn't so strange, she'd be cute. I shouldn't call her strange, people are who they are, but she was on another planet.
Her eyes lit up and she danced her way over to where we stood.
"Hey, Daddy!" she purred to Steve. "Did you get me one?"
"Of course," he said and rolled his eyes.
"Here you go, Ro," Jimmy smirked as he set her shot down.
"I can't believe you're drinking that on purpose," I said.
Malort was disgusting. Since I was new to the Chicago area, one of the guys from work bought me one the first time I went out with them. I guess it's some joke they play on non-Chicago people because everyone laughed when I almost puked it up. It tasted like someone vomited lighter fluid and bottled it.
Ro smiled, "I love it!"
We threw the shots back and Steve said, "Ro, this is..."
"Cal Naughton Jr. We already met," she chirped.
I answered, "Well, I never did get your name."
"Now, you know," she giggled.
"Cal's on the team this year. He's replacing Andy."
She frowned and said, "I'd rather you didn't mention his name."
"Okay, sorry," Steve said.
"How about if we throw a bit?" I asked trying to change the obviously bad subject.
"You any good?" she asked as we walked to the board area.
"I can hold my own," I grinned.
She walked over to my table and picked up my darts. I hated that. If she had lotion or something on her hands, she'd get them greasy. "What kind of darts are these?" she asked.
"They are prototype CBs," I said as I took them from her.
"CBs?" she queried. "I know someone who throws CB2s."
"I think these are gonna be the CB3s," I said, then threw all three darts in the bullseye.
When I got back from retrieving my darts, she gasped, "You're Cal Bridges?"
I smiled and nodded.
"Holy shit!" she shrieked.
"What's with her?" Steve asked as she danced around the area.
I shrugged my shoulders.
She ran up to Steve and high-fived him. "We're gonna win this season!" she shouted.
Steve smiled, "You told her who you were, huh?"
"Nah, she figured it out. It wasn't gonna be a secret when my name showed on the board anyway."
We laughed and toasted our glasses.