I was warming up for my Sunday afternoon dart league when a whirling dervish swept through the room. She was barely five feet tall, had a pink pixie haircut, piercings everywhere, and the cutest damn eyes I'd ever seen. She had a tattoo of Scooby-Doo on her ankle.
The football game was on, so there was no music playing, yet she danced all over the place. I finally noticed she had ear buds in and shook my head.
I continued practicing until she walked up to me. "Who are you, new guy?"
"Cal," I answered and extended my hand.
She looked me up and down and said, "Right. Like in Naughton Jr. Shake and Bake, Ricky Bobby."
"Wow! I never heard that one before," I smiled.
She cocked her head to the right and raised a pierced eyebrow taking me in. Then she smiled and said, "That was sarcasm, Sheldon," and bounced away.
I watched her leave me and she looked like she had the body of a freshman boy, but those eyes were something else entirely.
"Hey, Cal!" my boss Steve shouted as he walked in the bar.
"What's up, boss?" I asked as I shook his hand. "I have a pitcher of Lite, if you want to share."
"I'm a Bud man, but thanks," Steve answered. "No one else here yet?"
I shook my head. "Just me. I guess the other two could be at the bar. I don't know who else is on the team."
I was a replacement for Steve's old fourth player. From the little I was told; he was a biker wanna-be tough guy that got sent to jail for his third or fourth DUI. I was new to the area and Steve thought I'd be perfect to join his team. 'Make new friends in a new place,' he said when he asked. It sounded like a good idea at the time.
"That's right, you don't know anyone," he said and looked around.
The bar and slot machines were on the left side of the room with a wall separating it from the right side. On the right were pool tables, dining tables, and dart boards. If you were at the dart boards or pool tables, you couldn't see the people sitting at the bar or slots.
"Come on, Cal. Let's get a shot and see who's at the bar."
We walked over to the bar and the bartender shook Steve's hand. "What's up, Steve? Shot of Jameson and a Bud Light?"
"Yeah, Jimmy, thanks. This is Cal. He's new around here and joined my team this season. What's your shot, Cal?"
"I'll take a Jamo too, nice to meet you."
"Coming up," Jimmy said and spun away with a flamboyant flourish.
"Damn! I was hoping she didn't show," Steve groaned.
I looked where he was looking and saw the pixie who was dancing around the bar earlier.
"Pink hair?" I asked as Jimmy set our shots down.
"Yeah," he sighed. "Jimmy, better get a Malort too. She can sense it when we do shots."
Jimmy laughed and shook his head.
Steve looked at me and said, "Her name's Ro. It's actually Rowan, but do not tell her I told you that. She gets really pissy about it."
"Okay," I shrugged.
"She's the fourth player on our team. We only need three to play, but we need four on the roster in case someone doesn't show up. She always shows up."
"Is she any good?" I asked as I watched Ro talk to a girl at the other end of the bar. Just then, her eyes shot up and she looked at us. Damn! If she wasn't so strange, she'd be cute. I shouldn't call her strange, people are who they are, but she was on another planet.
Her eyes lit up and she danced her way over to where we stood.
"Hey, Daddy!" she purred to Steve. "Did you get me one?"
"Of course," he said and rolled his eyes.
"Here you go, Ro," Jimmy smirked as he set her shot down.
"I can't believe you're drinking that on purpose," I said.
Malort was disgusting. Since I was new to the Chicago area, one of the guys from work bought me one the first time I went out with them. I guess it's some joke they play on non-Chicago people because everyone laughed when I almost puked it up. It tasted like someone vomited lighter fluid and bottled it.
Ro smiled, "I love it!"
We threw the shots back and Steve said, "Ro, this is..."
"Cal Naughton Jr. We already met," she chirped.
I answered, "Well, I never did get your name."
"Now, you know," she giggled.
"Cal's on the team this year. He's replacing Andy."
She frowned and said, "I'd rather you didn't mention his name."
"Okay, sorry," Steve said.
"How about if we throw a bit?" I asked trying to change the obviously bad subject.
"You any good?" she asked as we walked to the board area.
"I can hold my own," I grinned.
She walked over to my table and picked up my darts. I hated that. If she had lotion or something on her hands, she'd get them greasy. "What kind of darts are these?" she asked.
"They are prototype CBs," I said as I took them from her.
"CBs?" she queried. "I know someone who throws CB2s."
"I think these are gonna be the CB3s," I said, then threw all three darts in the bullseye.
When I got back from retrieving my darts, she gasped, "You're Cal Bridges?"
I smiled and nodded.
"Holy shit!" she shrieked.
"What's with her?" Steve asked as she danced around the area.
I shrugged my shoulders.
She ran up to Steve and high-fived him. "We're gonna win this season!" she shouted.
Steve smiled, "You told her who you were, huh?"
"Nah, she figured it out. It wasn't gonna be a secret when my name showed on the board anyway."
We laughed and toasted our glasses.
*****
At that time, I was one of the best dart players in the country. I had just qualified to play in an event that would give me a chance to play in England. The pro tour in Europe was where the best in the world played. The World Championship was played in London, and you had to qualify for it. On a whole, Americans weren't even close to the best players on the pro tour. There were a few of us that could get close, but we just weren't there yet.
I worked for a bank in compliance. I'd been trying to get into our suburban Chicago office for a while since it was closer to a lot of the tournaments I played. By living in Chicago, I could cut travel expenses by driving to most tournaments instead of having to fly across the country from Los Angeles where I was born and raised.
Steve was the newly promoted office manager, and when I did my interview with him, he was more interested in my dart career than my compliance career. Long story short, he approved the transfer and I moved to the suburbs of Chicago. He jokingly said playing on his dart team was a requirement of the position. At least I thought he was joking.
Our last player, Joe, showed up and I immediately disliked him. He was shorter than my six-four, wore his hair and beard long, and his clothes looked dirty. He walked up and, without acknowledging anyone, smacked Ro hard on her ass. I saw her face wince and frown, then she smiled and spun around to give Joe a hug. There was no way she wanted that guy to do that, yet she put on a show and acted like she liked it. I didn't understand it.
Steve said, "Joe, this is Cal. He's our ringer."
Joe looked me up and down as I shook his hand. "Looks like a candy ass to me."
I was floored. Who the hell did that guy think he was? I wore jeans and a darts jersey, so it wasn't like I was inappropriately dressed. I knew I'd never get along with him.
"Settle down, Joe. That candy ass is the best dart player in the country," Steve countered.
I let go of his hand and said, "If you want to see how much of a candy ass I am, we can talk outside, poser." He didn't like that and stepped towards me. I looked down at him and said, "Seriously, dude? Are you twelve or something? You're not gonna get in my head."
He snorted and said, "You'd better be as good as Steve says you are. You're replacing my best friend."
I shook my head and went back to practicing. Ro looked at me as if I were Zeus in the flesh, while Steve walked up and said, "I'm sorry about that. I don't know what got up his ass, but he's not a bad guy."
"Clearly," I said and went back to practicing.
A short while later, we were halfway through our match. While Joe and Steve were playing together, I was sitting alone at my table.
"Hey, wanna do a shot?" Ro asked with a bright smile.
"Sounds good," I answered and watched her scamper off to the bar.
"Malort and a Jameson," she said to Jimmy, "on him."
Jimmy looked at me for approval and I nodded. I had a feeling she didn't buy many drinks.
"To victory," she said as she raised her glass. I nodded and threw back the shot. "You're kind of a quiet guy aren't you?"
"Not really," I said and sat at the bar. "I suppose I'm not a life of the party type of guy, but I'm not quiet when you get to know me."
"Do you want me to get to know you?" she purred and touched my upper thigh.
I smiled and lifted her hand off my leg and kissed the back of her hand. "Sweetie, I'm not your type."
I walked back to my table and saw it was my turn to throw a game. It was a singles game, and I was playing against a guy I didn't recognize.
"He's good, Cal. Not your level, but good," Steve warned.
"Okay," I said as I started the game.
It was a remote league played on electronic boards, and the other team was in Kansas City. We start at 501 and try to get to zero first. Since it was a league match, we didn't have to hit a double out, so it was fairly easy for me. Even if it were double out, the match would have gone my way.
When I started with three bullseyes, Ro cheered. I shook my head as it wasn't that difficult of a shot and certainly not hard for me. My next two turns were also three bullseyes which left me 51 to take out.
I looked at the board, saw my opponent's score was at 320, and threw the triple 17 to take out the game. It wasn't a perfect game, but I won in the minimum darts and Ro was excited. Joe fist bumped me, which shocked me, and Steve patted my back.
Ro danced around and said, "He's so good, I might get to play!"