Chapter 1
Like many young guys, Lewis Ryan developed a keen focus on sex from his late teens but reasoned from observing decaying interest in his father, uncles and other older guys, that hitting the wrong end of middle age and loss of fitness eventually combine to stifle that drive.
It never occurred to him that boredom could also be a prime factor.
Drifting toward thirty, now only two years away and tired of his mother and aunties nagging him about finding a lovely and sensible woman around his own age and settling down with her, a day after returning to his homeland, Lewis went off on two weeks of 'winding down' solo hiking in the back-country to enjoy 'the wilds'.
He was now heading north to his hometown to take up his new employment, thinking perhaps those older women had been offering him good advice and a priority should be to find a more permanent bed-mate possessing with more than just sex appeal.
Lewis had found his post-college vacation in America before returning to his homeland had been disappointing in one respect. The occasional female he gathered in for consensual sex invariably chewed gum and yawned and also continued that gum-yawn sequence during sex, um, with one exception.
She was a 43-year-old librarian, and yes, she did wear glasses and have her straight hair tied back in a bun. Focused on him up in a café, she fluttered her eyelash extensions and he moved over and chatted and she took him to her apartment and loved him to bits.
Yeah, Lewis recalled, Lily could really move her ass and she'd flop her boobs over his face to really keep him interested on what they were doing.
Sadly, two days later she said her husband was due home that night and Lewis should go. When he'd said she'd lied to him, saying she was divorced and still had to get rid of her husband's possessions, she looked him straight in the eye and drawled, "So, sometimes I lie to get what I want."
Awesome.
Lewis was so impressed he did, briefly, contemplate settling down with an older babe in her forties.
Yeah, a babe who knew how to cook and do a guy's laundry and didn't expect him to ever make the bed who didn't chew gum, yawn and had more on her mind than internet music, movies and talking on the phone. Yeah, also a woman who regularly thought about sex.
He yawned.
Omigod, he thought, he was becoming bored with sex. His life was over, err, correction. His passion for life was receding.
He scowled.
Lewis, who had a fear of flying, had boarded a train for the final leg of his journey home.
He was travelling without having reserved a seat because that way he could choose who to sit beside. The end, front and middle passenger cars of a train were potentially the most dangerous to be in, according to what he'd read.
Those cars (or carriages as they were called in his country) at the rear and front took the brunt of any collusion and the middle cars tended to concertina in a derailment. As a result of reading reports from several countries on the testimonies from experts at hearings after multiple deaths following train derailments, his preferred choice became the fourth car from the rear.
Damn, the 4th carriage from the rear on this train appeared full but then he spotted a young blonde with one of those bags with wheels on the seat beside her.
He stood beside that seat.
She glanced at him and looked out the window.
He said politely, "Should I stow your bag in the overhead locker for you or toss it off the train?"
Blondie appeared startled. "Um stow it please."
He did that and lifted his backpack up as well. He sat down into silence.
Although she was blonde, he could see dark-looking roots. She appeared to be in her mid-twenties.
"Sorry to have hassled you. This was the last vacant seat in this carriage."
She continued looking out the window.
"Are you addicted to sex?"
Her head swung around and her hazel eyes bored into his blue ones.
"What did you say?"
"I um made up something provocative to capture your attention. We presumably have some hours together on this journey so let's begin with introductions. "I'm Lewis Ryan."
She bit her lip.
"Come on, tell me. What's wrong?"
Looking at the back of the seat in front of her she said, "I've just received my MA in advertising and public relations, two areas of business not doing well just now and have just had my job offer cancelled the day before I was due to signed the contract. So, I'm depressed."
"You think your business life is over before it's started?"
"Christ no. I said depressed, that's all."
"Let my hug and kiss you."
She leant away from him.
"Come on, I know it works."
She moved back so Lewis hugged and kissed her cheek lightly and pulled away faster than she did.
"How do you feel?"
She smiled dimly.
"I say this reluctantly. I honestly do feel a little improved. Oh, my name is Dale Benton."
"Hi Dale."
"Hi. Are you without a job?"
"No, I'm moving from my previous work location to begin working for my parents. What made you think I was jobless?"
"Your backpack, your scruffy clothes and stubble, shaggy hair."
"I've been roaming around for six weeks, travelling light and carefree."
"Picking up women too I'd guess, judging by your brazenness?"
"That's perceptive."
Dale said, "Well you can switch off with me. I'm going home to my long-time boyfriend."
"He could be married by now."
"That would be surprising. He visited me three weeks ago and we stayed the weekend at a hotel and he flew in with my parents three days ago to watch me receive my degree."
"Why didn't you fly back home with them?"
"A whole group of us had already booked to travel by train. We knew it would be our last journey together as a group. Besides I have a fear of flying."
"Oh really, I've heard some people are like that. Where are your friends?"
"I changed trains at that station where you boarded, and that was it."
"Ah, and that final parting helped generate depression."
"Yes, and thanks for your understanding."
"Dale would you come to the café car with me for a drink?"
"Um, will okay but I'll pay half the bill."
Lewis left that to argue it later.
During drinks and a light meal, he learned that Dale would leave the train one stop before he did.
"Please give me your phone number."
"Why?"
"Well for one thing, I'd like to check on how you are doing with job hunting. The other thing is if it doesn't work out with your boyfriend you might agree to having one date with me to see how that works out."
"God you are optimistic."
"Yes, I am."
She giggled and said how was she supposed to answer that.
He sat looking at her, saying nothing.
She finally sighed and said "Oh well" and gave him her phone number.
Later, back in the carriage as she prepared to leave, Lewis said, "Using my best optimistic voice, may I kiss you?"
This time she nodded and when they kissed, she kissed back and didn't break away quickly.
Lewis pulled Dale's bag down and stood aside to let her out.
She said, "You have impressed me significantly."
He made kissing noises at her.
He watched her walk down the aisle and disappear.
She'd already told Lewis she'd be walking away in the opposite direction to their window.
But suddenly she was at the window and, as the train began to move, she blew kisses.
Lewis was significantly impressed and blew kisses back at her.
From that moment he began to think occasionally about Miss Dale Benton, twenty-five, unemployed and a very desirable young woman. He desired her very much.
When the train was about 10 minutes from his stop, he called his mother and she left the law office to meet him and take him home.
They hugged and she kissed his face several times in happiness. She had her son home again, whereas her older and now pregnant daughter lived in Canada with her husband with no immediate plans to return home even for a brief visit.
When Lewis returned with his two huge soft bags and loaded them into the back of the SUV, his mother drove off, glancing at him fondly a few times.