It had been a while since a woman made me smile. Sure, I could get laid on a fairly regular basis and did. Musicians, even butt ugly ones, usually can get laid. Something about being up front in a band makes panties wet especially if you can sing or play guitar. I do both, even though I play bass. I didn't always play bass though. I can play the drums and started out playing the guitar but I had an accident on a motorcycle that messed up my hand. I don't have the dexterity to do lead runs so, I moved to the bass. I can still play guitar and do, just not on stage.
It was playing the guitar that got me the last woman I smiled about. It was a festival down in Pt. Aransas or Rockport. It was outdoors. We got there pretty early and set up reasonably fast so, we had time to kill. At the time, I was not interested in running around the festival blowing money and I didn't want to start drinking that early. So, I set up the canopy we used for outdoor gigs, dragged out a lawn chair and broke out an acoustic guitar to play with. Since the canopy was off to the side of the walking path, I figured nobody would pay attention. I was playing a little Willie Nelson, just goofing off, when I heard her speak.
"That's nice. You sing too?"
"I been known to sing a line or two," I said, not even looking around. My back was to her, and I figured she was just passing by and heard me strumming.
"How about 'Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground'?"
"Sure, I know it."
"Play it. Let's hear what you sound like."
"Sure. Let me see here," as I thought a second of the chords needed and began.
"If you had not have fallen
Then I would not have found you
Angel flying too close to the ground"
"How's that?" I asked, turning around to a stunning blonde in a pair of shorts and a bikini top that looked like it was at its stress limit. Her long blonde hair was in a ponytail coming out the back of a ball cap. Her eyes were shielded by a pair of shades and a smile.
"Pretty good. You have a nice voice. Don't you know the leads?"
"Nah... lead guitar is for pretty boys and narcissists. I'm more substance than style," I smiled.
"You play rhythm or bass," she said.
"Give the lady a kewpie doll," I grinned.
"Mind if I sit with you? I didn't mean to bother you but I heard you playing and wanted to listen."
I stood up, giving up my chair. "Here, sit down and hold this. I'll find another one." I immediately went over to my truck and grabbed another chair and went back. Once organized, I grabbed my guitar from her and asked, "What do you want to hear?"
"Finish the song, silly."
"I might get a verse or two crossways, but I'll try. It's not on my song list."
"And I patched up your broken wings
And hung around a while
Trying to keep your spirits up
And your fever down
I knew someday that you would fly away
For love's the greatest healer to be found
So leave me, if you need to
I will still remember
Angel flying too close to the ground"
I threw an attempt to play a little bit of Willie's brilliant lead in and did fairly well, in my opinion. I saw her cringe in a couple of spots, which told me I may have been mistaken.
"Told you I ain't a Lead..."
"You're doing fine," she grinned.
"Fly on, fly on past the speed of sound
I'd rather see you up, than see you down
So leave me, if you need to
I will still remember,
Angel flying too close to the ground.
So leave me, if you need to
I will still remember,
Angel flying too close to the ground."
"Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground" by Willie Nelson ©1981
"I ain't got his voice but I do alright on that one," I said. "His leads are surprisingly complex and that, in my opinion, is why he's as great as he is. Plus, he does them on that ratty ol' acoustic of his which he absolutely loves. Not too many can duplicate it."
"I love him," she said. "That song is special to me." A tear slid down her cheek.
"I'd ask why, but you're upset so, I'll give you time to tell me. Hope I did it justice."
"You did it very well, and I thank you."
"Want to hear something else? I know a few songs here and there."
She smiled, but shook her head. "I don't want to ruin your voice for your gig, which should be starting soon. But maybe we can get a beer after you're done?"
"Sounds like a plan to me. By the way, I'm Jim but my friends call me Jimbo."
"I'm Stella. I'll be waiting for that beer, Jim."