Copyright Oggbashan February 2020
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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It was the mid-1960s. I had something to celebrate. I had just proposed to Maureen and she had accepted me. Shortly there would be an engagement party that Maureen was arranging with her office colleagues. They all went out together on a Friday evening at the beginning of each month. They had invited me to the next one to celebrate my engagement.
I was the office supervisor for twenty-five young women who were data entry clerks for our stock control computer. I was also the system manager for that computer -- an expensive acquisition for our company.
But there was a dark cloud on the horizon. At the end of the last calendar year I had prepared the annual appraisements for all twenty-five women working for me. I had marked them all as performing exceptionally well. That was my honest opinion. All of them worked hard and they supported me, going beyond their basic duties whenever I needed them to. As a single man in my early twenties I had been worried about being the supervisor of so many attractive young women. If they had wanted to, they could have made my office life a misery. Apparently they had decided that I was a fair and firm boss who appreciated them and treated them well. Their previous supervisor had been a divorced man in his forties who had a poor opinion of women, fuelled by his acrimonious divorce. When I had taken over from him the people I had supervised before had told my new staff that I was a good boss if treated reasonably -- and they had been more than reasonable.
But -- as part of the annual assessment process I had to interview each member of my staff personally and tell them their assessment and whether they were marked as suitable to go to a promotion board. None were, not because I thought that some might be suitable, but because they were years away from being in range for promotion because they weren't long enough in post. I could say that they might be when senior enough. I couldn't say that any of them are now. I had said that all of them showed maturity and dedication and when senior enough should be considered.
I had just finished the last interview and all of them were delighted with my assessments. I walked out of my office after the last woman, just as a very senior manager walked into the data processing room with a query. My staff hadn't seen him because they were all looking to see whether the twenty-fifth and last woman was as pleased as the rest of them were. Her broad smile was enough.
One woman said "Now, Graham!" and all twenty-five surrounded me and as many as could reach me -- kissed me. That wouldn't have mattered except the senior manager saw it. He reported me for sexual harassment and inappropriate behaviour with my staff. It didn't matter to him that I was the one being harassed. He suspected that my excellent appraisals were because I was having out-of-office relations with the women. I wasn't. Maureen worked in a nearby office and all my staff knew she was my girlfriend.
The formal interview about the manager's complaint was set for next week, the Monday morning after my engagement party on the Friday evening. I was worried. I could be reprimanded, or moved away from my current staff, or both. I didn't think I would be fired but that was a remote possibility. That complaint had been hanging over me for nearly two months. My staff knew that I was worried. So did Maureen, Her unfailing support had been one of the factors that brought me to propose. If she was there for me when things looked bad that was a good omen for a married life together. My staff had also helped me even their frequent hugs might add to the case against me.
It was Friday 1st April 1966, the morning before the engagement party. My immediate manager rang me and asked me to see him in his office at 11 o'clock. I was worried. Would he have news about my disciplinary interview?
I walked into his office.
"Sit down, please, Graham," he said. "You might need to be sitting."
That sounded ominous.
"I know this is the first of April but what I have to say is no joke," he continued.
Now I was even more worried until he smiled.
"I have two pieces of news for you. Both are good and you and Maureen might have more cause to celebrate this evening."
Good news? That would be welcome as a distraction from Monday's disciplinary meeting.
"First. There will be no disciplinary hearing on Monday. The complaint has been dismissed as groundless."
"How?" I blurted out.