If you have driven a vehicle for any length of time, then at some point this has happened to you. A creature, big or small, darts out in your path and you have to make a decision; swerve, or turn it into roadkill.
If there is not enough time to avoid the creature you hear and feel the thud as your tires roll over the unfortunate entity. But, depending on your day, sometimes you purposely aim for it, finding pleasure in the act.
No matter the reason, roadkill happens. But what if 'Roadkill' also happens in other ways? Hmm...
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When Van North walked into the LA nightclub, predatory females went nuts. They called out his name, waved, and smiled. The more aggressive ones blocked his path flashing their bodies in an attempt to interest him.
The newly-single actor had just been named the sexiest man alive by a popular celebrity magazine. Not that he needed any more publicity, he was already world famous.
Van didn't crave the added notoriety, even though it did boast his already huge ego. He snaked his way through the adoring female maze. Finally, he arrived at the back table where his friends waited.
"Oh, my, god! Look who decided to show up! The world's most sexy man!" exclaimed Vince in laughter. Vince was Van's best friend since grade school. "We're not worthy!" Vince called out as he bowed down with his arms.
"Fuck off," Van laughed taking a seat beside Vince and punching his friend in the shoulder. "Did you see what I had to go through to get back here? It's like every woman here is in heat!"
"And yet you never brought us, lowly peasants, any gifts!" Vince lamented. "Not a blonde, brunette, or redhead, not even a black or brown one! We have needs too, you bastard!"
Van shrugged his shoulders as he looked around the table at his closest circle of friends. These men kept him grounded.
Vince was his shadow, the guy who reminded him he was human when the air got too thin. He also looked after all the social media. Vince was on his third wife and probably would be divorced again by the end of the year.
Aaron was his movie double, doing stunts the producers wouldn't let Van try. Aaron was a bisexual man with a penchant for any human being that liked anal.
Max was his agent and PR guy, and even though he took ten percent of everything Van made; Max was worth it. Max fucked anything that stayed still for five seconds, but his favorite was double-teaming a girl.
Lastly, there was Brock, a giant of a man, who acted as his bodyguard when needed. Brock liked to fuck young, barely legal girls with his monster black cock.
Many a night the guys shared the same woman or women, and for the past ten years, the five of them had been as close as brothers; maybe closer. It takes a certain type of man to be confident of his sexuality as his cock is rubbing against another man's.
"I need some Roadkill!" Max enthused, "Come on Van snap your fingers for us!"
"Yeah, for sure!" echoed Brock, "but make 'em young!"
The rest of the guys joined in, even Aaron, smacking the table with their fists and shouting...Roadkill! Roadkill!
When Van looked around the club, smiling girls waved hoping to attract his attention. Young starlets were the best fuck, there was nothing they wouldn't do to become famous. Over the years, Van did help a few girls get a small part in one of his movies, but after that, they were on their own. Roadkill only went so far, then they needed talent.
Looking around, Van picked out a table with three beautiful young girls. The looks of surprise on their faces meant he didn't need to introduce himself. "Ladies, would be willing to join me and my friends? We are sort of celebrating."
One of the girls played it cool, but the other two went insane. It was impossible to resist Van's good looks, charm, dimples, and most importantly, his new title.
"Fuck, yeah!" hollered the outgoing redhead. "Lead the way, sexiest man alive!"
Introductions were made and Samantha sat on one side of Van, while Molly sat on the other side. Vince pulled the last girl, Eve, onto his lap and she giggled non-stop when he immediately snuck a hand under her loose dress.
Drinks flowed as the two groups got to know each other better. Molly was an aspiring actress with no credits to her name yet, Eve worked in a bank and still lived at home, and Samantha worked as a barista at Bean There.
After several strong drinks, Molly, the redhead, turned into a foul-mouthed drunk. When Van couldn't take her wandering hands or her high-pitched nasal voice any longer, he whispered in her ear. Without hesitation, Molly ducked down into Max's lap to give him a blowjob. In turn, Max gave Van a wink.