ROAD TO REDEMPTION
Part One of Two
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ROCKY ROAD
Author's note: I previously submitted and published this story in a different category by mistake, and it is resubmitted here under 'Romance' as it should have been.
PROLOGUE
I was sitting in a bar, a British-themed pub, drinking a Bass Ale, minding my own business, which currently involved sitting in a bar drinking beer, when the woman sitting a stool away from me felt the need to engage me in conversation.
"You must come here a lot," she remarked.
I would have ignored her, but I still had enough remaining social grace to know that would be rude.
"Why do you say that?" was my snappy retort.
"Well, honey, I noticed the bartender poured your beer without asking what you wanted."
I wanted to respond, "He didn't pour it. It is on tap and you don't 'pour' from a tap, you 'draw' from a tap." But didn't.
"Yeah, I come here sometimes," I answered, continuing my edgy repartee.
"What are you drinking," she continued, obviously determined to chat me up.
"Bass Ale."
"Oh, I've never tried it. Is it pretty good?"
"No, but it costs more than Bud, and I like to be pretentious," I didn't say.
"I like it," I responded out of politeness, and I really wanted to stop there, but again, playing nice, I asked, "What are you drinking?"
"Miller Light," she answered.
"Oh, you like mouthwash," I didn't remark, but just nodded.
And if you drink Miller Light, don't be offended. I was kidding. Most mouthwashes are stronger and taste better, so it isn't really mouthwash.
Fortunately, before she could formulate her next conversational gem, a loud conflict broke out about four stools down and garnered her attention.
I didn't look, but it was obviously a man and a woman having a minor disagreement.
"You fucking bitch, I'm not gonna tell you again, I'm not signing your fucking papers!"
"Damn you, Tom, you have to and you know it!"
"The hell I do!"
"You cheating bastard, I'll take you to court and I won't be so nice..."
SMACK!
Well, shit. At least it would get me out of this conversation.
I heard the woman yelp, the bar stool clatter and the woman hit the floor with a thud.
I came off my stool and headed towards the guy standing over the woman.
"Not nice, dickhead," I said ever so politely and loud enough to get his attention.
The guy whipped around, stabbed a hand towards me and grabbed my shirt. He should have hit me.
I'm 6-foot tall and a massive 190 pounds, and he was barely four inches taller and probably only 40 pounds heavier, so he misjudged. Kidding aside, he made a serious tactical error.
When he grabbed my shirt, I dropped my weight, bending at the knees, fisted my hands together, and chopped down on his arm with all the force I could, which had the effect of pulling him towards me and off balance. Immediately, I uncoiled my legs, tucked my chin and thrust upward as hard as I could, headbutting him in the face.
He rocked back and his hands immediately went to his shattered nose, which was already gushing blood. I took the opportunity to knuckle-punch him in the throat and he dropped to the floor like the sack of shit that he was, now clutching his throat and trying to suck air in through his ears since his nose and throat weren't working too well.
I stepped over him and helped the woman up. The left side of her face had a distinct handprint, was already swelling and blood was trickling from her left nostril. He hit her hard. She was blinking tears from her eyes because of the slap, but she wasn't actually crying. I knew two things: The sack of shit was right-handed, and the woman was pretty tough.
"Thank you," she said calmly.
I replied, "Your welcome. And your husband's a sack of shit."
"Yes, he is, and a cheating bastard...and a cop."
"Oh, hmm, my lucky day I guess," I replied - couldn't think of anything else to say.
I didn't have to worry about what to say to next. The bartender, Sully, had dialed 911 as soon as the yelling started. Good bartender. Some don't call until a stool is broken. The police arrived, post haste.
"Sir, face down on the floor and hands behind your back!"
Yep, not much to say to that. I assumed the position.
Long prologue short, I ended up in jail for aggravated assault. But that's not where this story begins.
INTRODUCTION
My name is Nicholas, and as I said, I'm 6-foot tall and weigh 190. And while I don't have a classic 'V'-shaped torso, or washboard abs, I'm solidly built - stout, I guess. I'm no Adonis, either, but children don't run screaming when they see me. Well, some do, but that's because of the dirty looks I give them and the mean things I say.
Don't get me wrong, I love kids - just not if I have to interact with them. Anyhow, I'm 38; I still have all my 'dirty-dishwater blond' hair, which I keep trimmed up; I have blue eyes that don't sparkle and no one has ever referred to them as bedroom eyes; my nose is a little crooked - broken in a fight - yeah, imagine that; and I'm mostly clean-shaven. I say mostly because my razor only seems to work when I decide to use it.