"Shit!" I shouted as the branch broke and I fell backwards towards the stinking slimy mud.
I had been trying too hard. Anger had driven me on all morning.
Last night we had walked into the youth hostel dripping water from our cagoules. Mary, June and I had signed up for a week of 'conservation' in the hostel's grounds in exchange for free bed and board.
The driving rain as we walked the five miles from the station had been disheartening. We expected to be working outside for the whole week. If the rain continued we would have a miserable time. Our lightweight cagoules were too flimsy to wear while we were working. We would get very wet.
We had shed our cagoules and signed in to the hostel. After making up our beds we relaxed in the common room in front of the log fire. We were beginning to feel happier when Greg arrived and I got angry.
We heard his car pull up outside. He came in to the hostel shaking his umbrella. An umbrella! Hostellers didn't use umbrellas. He was wearing a dark grey pinstripe suit with immaculate shoes and looked like a city gentleman. He walked up to the hostel's counter. They didn't speak loudly but we heard every word.
"Hi Greg," said the warden "How did it go?"
"They'll let me know by letter. If it arrives next week my parents will ring here. Have the members of the working party arrived?"
"Yes. You can see them in the common room."
Greg glanced our way.
"That's all? Two women and a boy?"
"Three women, Greg."
Greg looked again.
"We won't get much done, will we? Why did I get eight punts ready if there will be only four of us?"
"The larger group rang this morning. Their driver broke his leg playing rugby and they have no one else old enough to hire the minibus."
I didn't listen to the rest of the conversation. I was seething. 'Two women and a boy?' I knew that I was the 'boy'. Mary and June's hair and breasts were obvious. Both had much more up top than I. June was very well developed. Most men looked straight at her cleavage, not at her face.
I knew that I looked like a drowned rat with my short cropped blonde hair plastered to my head but I know I'm a woman. Several former boyfriends could testify to my femaleness.
Greg walked into the common room.
"Hello," he said. "I'm Greg. I'm the working party organiser."
"I'm June."
Greg looked straight down her cleavage.
"Hello, June." He said, before looking at her face.
"I'm Mary."
"Hello, Mary."
Greg looked at Mary's face before his eyes dropped lower.
"I'm Anne."
"Hello, Anne."
He looked at my face and his eyes stayed there. I flushed with annoyance.
"We should have our evening meal in about half an hour," Greg said. "I need to change before then. I apologise for the suit. I've just been for a job interview."
"How did it go?" June asked.
"Well enough, I think. I won't know until later. I'll see you at supper and we can discuss what we have to do afterwards. See you."
He left the room. I didn't notice him putting his glasses on but when he turned to the stairs he was wearing them. He waved at us as he climbed out of sight.
"Well Anne," said Mary "How does it feel to be a boy? What do you think of Greg?"
"I think he's an expletive deleted. I doubt he'd recognise any of our faces. He was too busy looking at your tits."
"June and I have got nice ones. Shame about yours."
I jumped on her and thumped. I got thumped back. Neither thump was serious. We are friends and I tease them about their bulging tits. They tease me about mine. I do have tits but beside theirs I look undeveloped.
"I think he could make this week interesting," said June as Mary and I stopped wrestling. "He looked very impressive in his suit. I hope we'll see more of him. I think he has enough muscles and I liked his bum."
"You would," said Mary. "You have a thing about bums. You can't keep your hands off any reasonable one near you."
"So what? I appreciate the good things of life," replied June. "I like to grab a nice bum while I'm being humped."
"Shh!" I whispered. "Someone might hear. You know how much we heard Greg say."
"We heard him call you a boy, if that's what you mean," teased June.
After supper Greg explained that the task was to clear overhanging branches from the pond. The birds couldn't land or take off because the trees had blocked their flight path. He showed us some photos of the pond as it had been with a large expanse of open water. Then he produced some photos taken last week. The water was scarcely visible.
At first we would work from punts, loading the cut branches to be taken away to be burnt. Once we had cut back the branches over the water we would work outwards from the pond's edge until there was an open edge at least three yards wide all round the pond. At least that had been the idea when there would have been twenty of us. With only four he doubted we would finish clearing the overhanging branches. I got the impression that he thought we three wouldn't be much help. That annoyed me even more than I already was. Mary and June were less irritated but Greg's assumption that we wouldn't do much got to them as well.
We started next morning, in the misty sunlight, using two punts each. We stood precariously in one and filled the other with the removed debris. Greg towed them away and emptied them as soon as we had filled them. Even I was surprised at the progress we were making. All three of us were working flat out. The bow saws were sharp and well oiled. I had filled about six punts full when I made the mistake of stretching too far. I grabbed a branch to steady myself and it broke off in my hand.
"Shit!"
I fell backwards knowing I would miss the punt and fall into the mud. I didn't. I fell into Greg's arms. His punt rocked wildly as he fought to retain his balance. I flung my arms around his neck in relief. The punt wobbled again.
"Keep still!" he hissed.
I kept still, resting my head against his shoulder. Greg had muscles. He had plucked me out of the air as if I was much lighter than I am. As the punt stopped rocking he lowered me gently to my feet but still held me tight.
"Are you OK, Anne?" He sounded as if he meant it.
"Yes!" I snapped. "I just... Why didn't you shout?"
"You just reached too far. I saw what you were doing. I thought I'd startle you. I nearly didn't get here in time."
His voice was accusing as if I had deliberately intended to fall into his arms. I hadn't. I didn't know where he was. I had been trying too hard to show him that 'two women and a boy' weren't exactly useless.
He kept one arm around me. His free hand stroked my hair.
"You have been doing wonderfully. All of you. You have kept me busy taking away everything you have cut."
I leant against him lapping up the compliment. Perhaps Greg wasn't so bad after all. I turned so that I could look up at his face. His glasses were slightly askew. I reached up and straightened them.
"Perhaps I ought to get back to work?" I asked.
"No. I was on the way to tell you it is lunchtime. June and Mary have already stopped."
I looked past him. June and Mary were towing their laden punts to the only open shore of the pond.
I pulled his head down and kissed him. His lips stiffened then responded.
"That's for catching me."
I kissed him again.
"That's for appreciating our work. Now where's that lunch?"
He looked disappointed as I stepped gingerly into my punt. That's how it should be. Men kissed by me should be left wanting more.
We had sandwiches and coffee for lunch. Greg lit the pile of branches which he had placed over a ready laid stack of dry wood. The smoke rose high as the green wood hissed and spluttered. The smoke drifted away from us. Greg had allowed for the wind. I could see where the fire had been put originally. It would have sent smoke across the landing area.
The afternoon's work was brought to an early end by another downpour which threatened to flood the punts. All four of us were drenched. Even so Greg was pleased. In one day we had cleared a quarter of the way around the pond. With any luck we would finish the whole perimeter by the end of the week.