August, 2010
Patrina Collins strode through the halls of the student union with purpose. Her hair, normally tied in a bun, was let loose on this warm spring afternoon, and it bounced wildly with every determined step she took. Even though it was loose, her hair still managed to frame her face, which wouldn't look out of place on any fashion magazine. Her hair wasn't the only thing that bounced. Her generous curves were difficult to control even under normal circumstances. Her ample breasts swayed and tremored inside her stylish blouse, which showed off just enough cleavage to draw the eye, but no so much to be deemed obscene. Her hourglass hips, which were perfect for holding onto, swayed with each click of her heels on the tiled floor.
Most of the young men, and more than a few women, couldn't help but stare at Patrina as she made her way to the lecture hall. Sure, she was beautiful, but she exuded a confidence that was positively magnetic.
She stopped just outside the lecture hall when she saw her friend, Whitney, waiting in line.
"Hey girl!" Whitney shouted across the crowded field of students, waving her hand and jumping up and down, so as to catch Patrina's attention.
Patrina smiled, both to herself and to the circumstances. "Hey girl. I didn't think I'd be seeing you at this thing."
"Why not? I'm interested in feminism just like you." Whitney pouted.
"Suuuuure you are. I'm curious, though. When did you develop an interest in comic books?" Patrina replied, pointing to the signs advertising the guest lecturer.
Prof. Felipe Baumgardner
delivers a feminist critique of
Modern Graphic Novels
this Thursday, 2:00 pm.
The sign was detailed with comic book font for the lettering, and there was a picture of the professor standing next to a assortment of modern graphic novel titles.
"I...ummmm...appreciate art just like you, too?" Whitney said, trying to think of an excuse for being there. Patrina gave her a skeptical look.
"Okay, look. Professor Dingman is giving anyone who attends this thing extra credit, and I really need to get my grade up in English," Whitney said, finally coming clean about her true motivations. "And besides, he's kinda cute, don't 'cha think?"
Patrina looked at the poster. The man in the picture could be cute, she supposed. He had a scruffy looking goatee beard that he only kept partially trimmed. He looked nerdy in a quirky way, but not antisocial, with deceptively broad shoulders and a kind smile.
Patrina shook herself out of her reverie. "I'm not here to hook up with Mr. Sensitive Nerd. I'm here to see if what he has to say is worth anything."
Patrina was double-majoring in Women's Studies and Art History, with a dream of becoming a famous feminist artist in her own right. When she heard that a man was giving a lecture about feminism, it piqued her interest. When she heard the lecture was connected to art, she felt she had to go, if for no other reason than to defend her fields.
Just a few minutes later, the lecture hall was half-full of a mixture of both students and faculty alike. The head of the English department, Dr. Henrietta Gorsky, introduced the guest lecturer, and Prof. Felipe came out to a mild applause.
"Hello students and faculty of City University. First off, I'd like to thank Dr. Gorsky and the entire English department for having me here..."
As the professor went on, Patrina couldn't help but evaluate his style. He had on faded jeans and worn sneakers, a blazer that was about a half-size too big for him, and a tee shirt with what looked like a female cartoon character riding a tank and lighting a cigarette off of a Molotov cocktail.
"Who is this guy?" She thought to herself.
The professor started his lecture by discussing mid-90's comic book super heroines. He moved through both the Marvel and DC universes with an easy confidence, and his insights were at least as insightful as they were entertaining. Toward the middle of his lecture, he switched to more contemporary, indy titles, finally finishing up with a critique of Bitch Planet, an all-female produced dystopian title about the literal and metaphorical prisons that women face in society.
Patrina hated to admit it, but she was impressed.
Afterward, there was a brief Q & A session with the professor. Whitney wanted to go to a bar and hang out with Patrina, but Patrina told her to go ahead without her.
"I think I'm going to stay." Patrina told her friend.
Whitney shot Patrina a cocky grin. "Told you he was cute," she said in a playful tone.
The Q & A session had some predictable questions, some that Patrina didn't quite understand because they were so niche in the comic book genre, and some that even the professor couldn't make sense out of. All the while, the professor kept stealing glances at Patrina, almost hoping she would ask a question just so he would get the chance to talk to her.
"I think we have time for one more question," announced Dr. Gorsky. Patrina looked around, and saw that no one was raising their hand, so she decided to confidently stand up and address the professor directly.
"Yes, I have a question," Patrina announced.
"Go ahead," signaled Dr. Gorsky.
"Don't you think that, by and large, comic books and graphic novels present an unhealthy female body image? I mean, most of the pictures you showed during your lecture were of scantily clad, impossibly busty women with thin waists and just enough spandex to avoid being labeled as porn."