CHAPTER 1
Eddie Carter had been working for Gilmore Home Decorators in Crawley, England, for three weeks and during that time had been painting commercial premises - a paint store, gymnasium, bicycle shop and bakery.
The Australian preferred painting homes where there was always the chance of the woman of the house providing coffee and freshly-buttered scones for morning and afternoon tea and a hot lunch in return for excellence in painting.
Eddie wasn't sure how women could tell if the painting with catering was any better than painting without, but there you are. Women can be so trusting.
The 32-year old had sold his photography business in suburban Sydney and had opted to tour England on a working holiday before deciding what to do next. This action was precipitated when his female partner of three years ditched him for a window cleaner. Humiliated at being dumped for an uneducated lout by the woman who called herself his unofficial fiancΓ©e, Eddie's reaction was to really distance himself from here because he didn't want him attempting a reconciliation when she realized that a guy who demanded sex three times a day was not actually creating Utopia.
During school holidays and when doing a 4-year part-time diploma in photography, Eddie had worked for his dad, a master painter, who had a home decorating business. Eddie was given the choice of painting or plastering and chose painting. He became very knowledgeable and skilled under his dad's tutorship.
He'd chased after a job as a painter in Crawley in southern England, as a strategic base to tour a wide area of the country at weekends. He then planned to move to Exeter, Cheltenham, Stoke on Trent and then Barnsley before planning where to locate next. He thought a month to nine weeks in each location would be about right, but who knows? He might hate England and return to Australia within a month.
Coming back to the depot with two other painters after finishing the bakery job, Eddie saw Mrs Gilmore who said cheerfully, "How are you going Duckie, I mean Aussie?"
"I appear to be fitting in well Mrs Gilmore."
"Fine, fine, but are you happy?"
"I'm happiest when painting inside houses, not exteriors though. I excel at cutting-in and using a roller to provide flawless finishes."
Mrs Gilmore nodded, looked at him and said, "Just a moment love."
She yelled Bert and her husband Albert came out growling, "What now?"
"Eddie here would like to do domestic interior work. He might be the guy to send to Middlemarch. You have perused Eddie's work."
"Oh yeah, he'll be the man but he'll have to use his vehicle. Pay him mileage. You brief him."
Next morning Eddie drove his campervan into a driveway in need of repair and evaded potholes on the twisting route between oak trees up to a huge home called Middlemarch.
"Good morning young man," said the gray-haired woman with a friendly smile. "I'm Lady Fisher. You are Australian I understand? My mother had some Australians staying here recuperating from battle injuries during World War 11."
"That was very kind of her."
"She was doing her bit for the War Effort. I was here of course, but was only a tot. The soldiers were very nice to me and apparently taught my mother dirty songs."
Eddie smiled, not knowing what to say. So he told her his name.
"Come in and meet my youngest daughter who has got herself into a pickle attempting to paint the ceiling of the ballroom. Brush marks are showing everywhere. She sent out for scaffolding to see if that will help to improve things. She has been painting up on a stepladder, just the one ladder without a plank."
"And therein lies part of the problem Lady Fisher. I can help sort it out."
"Lydia this is Mr Carter from Australia, sent by Elsie Gilmore to sort you out."
"So they had to send to Australia for an expert?" said the woman.
Eddie almost wet himself in shock.
The tall woman was pale, with ruby red lips... a stunning beauty and because she was fooling around with the scaffolding rather than painting she'd discarded her overalls and was wearing just in a tee and a short skirt and sneakers. Her breasts were mouth-watering.
He swallowed to remove excessive saliva that had suddenly been generated. Yes very mouth-watering.
"Oh hi. You must excuse me dressed inadequately. I'm trying to assemble this damn complex scaffolding. The fools didn't pack assembly instruction."
"I'll leave you two to get on with it," said Lady Fisher. "I'll have Elsie bring you coffee and hot-buttered scones at 10:30."
Calling thanks, Eddie said, "I'm Eddie Carter and have been working for Gilmore Home Decorators for three weeks."
"Oh hi, I'm Lydia Fisher... please don't call me Lady Lydia. My father is the Earl of Lyttelton. You may be interested to know mother is actually the Countess of Lyttelton but you should continue to call her Lady Fisher, which is her preference, although confusing. You see our family name is Fisher. She may invite you to call her Barbara. You just call me Lydia. I'm not into titles. I hope that was not too confusing for you."
"That confused me in knots Lydia. I'm really a guy who works on the simplified need-to-know basis."
"Oh what's that?"
"Just tell me what I need to know."
She clapped her hands and said, "Oh my goodness, that's clever."
Eddie now had a growing erection problem because her tits had wobbled when she clapped her hands.
He turned away from her and said, "Let's look at this scaffolding."
"It's over this way," she said.
Eddie pulled out his shirt and turned happily, knowing his bulge was concealed by the bottom of his shirt hanging out.
She frowned, "They sent wheels with it for some reason."
"Lydia dear, it's a mobile scaffolding frame."
"Why are you calling me dear?"
"Because I'm a happy chappie who takes liberties."
"I see. Well I best ensure I don't bend over in front of you."
Eddie gaped at her.
She said, "You may close your mouth now. I apologize for shocking you."
"Um is it all right if I grope you?"
"Not today I shouldn't think."
"Oh."
"I suggest you slow down a little Eddie."
"Oh okay. God would you really bend over in front of me know what I might do?"
"I might by the time the week is out."
"But when exactly?"
"Like I said, possibly by the time the week is out."
Eddie took a deep breath. "Let assemble this scaffolding. Your painting is shit?"
"I beg your pardon."
"Just face the truth Lydia. You know you are capable of doing better than that, perhaps much better. You simply failed due to inadequate equipment and faulty technique."
"God I really don't know why I'm not slapping you."
"Because you love me?"
She frowned. "Was that a question or a statement?"
"Take your pick. Pass me the spanner please. I don't need written instructions because this is a standard free-standing frame. Any dummy can erect it."
"I see."
"Er meaning male painters."
"Thank you. You do take it to the brink Eddie."
"It's my nature. Here give my a kiss."
"I'm a divorcee."
"So?"
"Oh very well. Now no tonguing."
It was a sweet kiss and they both kept their eyes open and that suggested both knew they were thinking this was going somewhere.
"God it won't be long before you are into my panties you Australian Romeo."
"Now don't get yourself over-excited Lydia. The spanner please."
They had the scaffold assembled and in place within twenty minutes. Eddie then looked at the sizeable ceiling and then looked at the tins of paint. "You are two cans short."
"How do you know? You haven't measured up?"
"I know."
"Well I have other cans of ceiling paint on hand. We won't run out."
"Right I'll get my protective clothing on. You may help on the first coat but I do the second coat and all the cutting-in okay."
"That makes sense. You are the professional."
They were all set to begin when the maid arrived with morning tea.
They finished painting the ceiling at 2:15. Lydia had been very useful when Eddie applied the second coat. She handed up new cans of paint and taking away the empties and pushing Eddie along when he wanted the scaffold moved. She kept up non-stop chatter.
He jumped down and kissed her.
"You were very, very useful. We sped through that last coat thanks to your great assistance."
"I know and thank you. It looks great. We must have lunch. I'll get mother to take a look."
Lady Fisher came in and praised the excellence of the work.
"I think I'll get you two to paint most of the house."
"Er how many rooms are there?"
"Thirty-three I think Eddie."
He looked at Lydia who nodded.
"Very well. Will you pay Lydia? It's damn hard work for it although easier now we have the scaffold and I have changed her from brush to substantially roller painting."
"Of course and she'll probably donate the money to one of her favored charities. She has plenty of money. I'll phone Elsie Gilmore to advise I'm keeping you on. We best get the rest of the paint from her."
"That would be diplomatic."
"Would you like to stay here?"
Eddie glanced at Lydia whose face remained impassive. "Yes that's a good idea. I have my campervan."
"I meant in the house as our guest. Before long it's likely you and Lydia will get something going I feel."
"Perhaps."
"She'll choose your bedroom and Elsie will prepare it for you. Elsie will take care of your washing too."
"Thank you. You are so kind Lady Fisher."
"Well I recognize good painting when I see it. Oh you may call me Barbara."
"Thank you Barbara."
"Take Eddie to the swimming pool darling and then perhaps play billiards or go for a walk. Pre-dinner drinks will be at 6:45. I have no idea when my husband will be home."
* * *
Lydia told Eddie where the pool was and disappeared.
The pool was a modern addition to the old home and had a glass domed ceiling. Lydia had not appeared and so Eddie began swimming. He had everything he owned in the campervan so was prepared for any eventuality.
He heard Lydia call, "I thought Australians could swim like fish."
"I'm one of them who just hack about. I was never coached.