I originally submitted this story on the 11
th
. It hadn't been published by the 20
th
so I deleted and submitted it a second time
on the 20
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Hopefully it goes into the publishing rotation much quicker this time. I understand there are disgruntled readers waiting for part two. The problem is, once the story has been submitted it's out of my control.
One Last Gangbang
part two
The very next day when others were at church or eating out, I found a small Christmas tree lot and bought a short evergreen. I realized that having waited so long to purchase a tree that I had missed out on the size I was looking for. The mid-size trees were basically gone, what remained were the very large and the smaller ones. I certainly didn't need a big one, so I searched until I found just the right size for my living room. This was exciting to me, something new, something to help me adjust to my new life.
I had lights adorning my house, now I would have a tree in my front window like the rest of the neighborhood. Except when I looked up and down the street I noticed different deco's on the lawns. Hmmm, I would need to remedy that. The lights and decorations were already half price in several stores, being a frugal Fran I shopped in those stores and came home with everything I needed. I could have gone to the more expensive stores but why? I worked hard to put away my nest egg, I wasn't about to squander it trying to keep up with the Joneses as they say.
With school shut down for the holidays I spent Monday setting up the lawn decorations. A snowman and some candy canes, now my house looked like all the rest. With that done I could spend my time watching more home repair videos. Not that I thought they were always right but it gave me ideas. Walt and Annie were going to be gone for the holidays. When Annie told me they would be away I wanted to feel slighted, and then reality kicked in. Sure, they were my ultimate anchor in Kearney, but I couldn't ask them to change plans because of me. No, it was time to pull up my big girl panties and do Christmas by myself. I wasn't a novice. I'd been doing things by myself for years.
While watching home improvement videos I came to the realization that upgrading my home wasn't something I was going to try doing cheaply. For that I would tap into my vast savings account. I would need tools that I didn't own and would use more than once. It was Tom who suggested that I rent specialty tools that I may only use once or twice. His suggestion made sense.
The day before Christmas I splurged and bought two T-bone steaks. One for Christmas Eve and one I would freeze for New Years Eve. After enjoying my steak on Christmas Eve I stayed up late binge watching an Australian cop show I happened upon while surfing for a different program. I slept in late and basically did nothing of any importance Christmas day. When I quietly asked myself what I should do my inner voice replied, *Anything that doesn't require a bra*. There was nothing more to consider, it would be jammies all day long.
The following week I spent the majority of my time reading electrical related books for do it yourselfers and how to do home repairs in that area. I tried making lists of items to purchase and deciding what my priorities would be. I soon realized that the list changed every time I read a new manual or watched another video. I knew that if I kept at it long enough I would figure out what to do first. Then and only then would I buy the materials. New Years Eve came and went much the same as Christmas had with the exception of having a glass of wine with Tom and Betty. I was home by ten and in bed well before midnight. With Christmas break over it felt good to be back at work.
Nights and evenings for the remainder of the next two months were spent watching videos and upgrading my home. The only help I needed to hire were three guys to remove the original cast iron Eagle claw tub where I intended to put a shower in the master bathroom. I had listed it on marketplace. It sold in one day for more than it would cost to tile the new shower. The lady who stopped by to look at it put the money in my hand and asked if I would have it delivered for another hundred. Cha Ching, you betcha lady, not a problem. I gave the hundred and another fifty to the three guys who removed and delivered it.
A few weeks later my life changed dramatically, in a good sense. I met Mister McDreamy in a most unusual fashion. The electrical inspector had been an older guy in his fifties. I was expecting someone similar to do a rough in inspection of the plumbing before I could enclose the walls and tile. I had taken a Friday off based upon the inspector arriving between ten and noon. I was sanding drywall in one of the bedrooms that I had gutted and hung new drywall when the doorbell rang. Looking at the clock it was only nine thirty. Who could that be?
I had on a cotton scarf to keep the hair out of my eyes and was wearing old ratty clothes. I was so covered in drywall dust I looked like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Opening the door I was awestruck. In front of me was a handsome, wholesome, almost perfect example of the male gender. He couldn't be the inspector I told myself. He's too young. The other guy was in his fifties, this guy can't be over 35. I couldn't find my voice and just stood in place gawking. It was he who broke the silence.
"Good morning, I'm here for the plumbing inspection. May I come in?"
His voice jolted me back to the moment, "Yes. Yes, please come in. I apologize for the way I look I've been sanding drywall. I wasn't expecting you until later."
He grinned as he stood looking in my eyes, "Oh I don't know. I think the white eyelashes and eyebrows are cute. They kind of grow on a guy. Where are we headed?"
I gestured toward the back of the house leading the way. My mind was aflutter. Did that hunk of burning love walking behind me really compliment me even though I looked aghast? Was he flirting with me? Can I afford to let my guard down for this guy? I had a fleeting thought that made me chuckle to myself. *It might be easier to drop my panties for this guy than my guard* As quickly as that naughty thought came it also went.
I made a mental note to clean up quickly before he leaves, maybe he would ask me out. No such luck. He wanted me to stay with him so if anything needed to be changed, he could explain what he wanted. I passed the inspection and was given the go ahead to enclose the walls. Though he was done I didn't want this guy to leave, before he got to the door I blurted out, "Would you like a coffee?"
There was that grin again, "Sure. I'm ahead of schedule this morning. Got any cookies or donuts?"
I chuckled and blushed as I responded, "Cheeky bugger aren't you? The only thing I have are store- bought cookies but they're fresh."
Smiling he answered, "That'll do. I'm not fussy." As I made coffee he talked.
"So you've done all the upgrades yourself have you?"
"Well, not all." I answered. "I had the furnace and air added by Tom down the road. His dad put in the on-demand water heater."
With a devious smirk he cut me off mid-sentence, "Liar. Tom put in the on-demand under his dad's license. Right? Don't forget who inspected that installation. You were at work. Remember?"
I nodded feeling guilty. "Got me."
Then he laughed, "No big deal, I'm pulling your chain. Tom has a journeyman license in plumbing so it's legal as long as it was inspected, and the permit pulled in his dad's name. Back to my question. Have you done the rest by yourself? How did you become so knowledgeable?"
Sliding a cup of coffee and a half dozen cookies in front of him it was my turn to laugh.
"You aren't going to believe me if I tell you." I stated.
With a mouth full of cookie he issued a challenge, "Try me."
I took a deep breath and uttered two words. "You Tube."
His hand flew up to his mouth as he spit and sputtered around laughter. I slid the napkins to him as he was catching his breath. Wiping the coffee and cookie crumbs from his mouth he sat back.
"No kidding? You learned all that by watching You Tube videos? I have to say Miss Karen, I am duly impressed. Well, I should get going so you can continue sanding drywall joints. By the way, they look darned good, you did a great job of taping. Have a good day, maybe I'll see you around."
As I closed the door I wanted to kick myself for not being bolder. Why didn't I just come out and say, "Hey, let's do something together?" There was a tingling in my body that I had never felt. I'd felt eroticism before, but this was different. I felt horny, warm and comfortable around him. I asked myself if this is what it's like to begin falling in love and not lust.
I spent the next week tiling the shower, installing the fixtures and setting a new commode. Sweeping up my mess of the evening, I smiled. It was time to call for a final inspection. Hopefully it would be the same guy, maybe I would be smart enough to get his name. His scribbled signature on the inspection sheet looked like Lester but I wasn't sure. The next morning Walt stopped at my desk and announced, "You and I are meeting Annie for lunch at the new rib place on Stewart Street."
I nodded my approval and went back to work. Lunch proved to be very interesting. Having finished eating her salad Annie started a conversation.
"So Karen. Did you meet Lester?"
Ah hah, I was right. I nodded as she went on.
"What did you think? Handsome son of a gun isn't he. 34, never married, looking for a wife."
She stopped at that point staring at me with a devious grin plastered across her face.
Walt intercepted, "Let her be Ann. It's not our place."
I noticed that he had called her Ann, something he'd never done before. The tone of his voice went hand in hand with the stern look on his face.