Our Sunday has begun with you awakening me, not with love’s first kiss, but by hungrily sucking on my cock. This leads us into the perfect way to begin any day, a playful romp that culminates with a thunderous climax for us both. Now, while you relax, I go in search of the next two components of a perfect Sunday: coffee and the Sunday paper.
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I walk naked into the kitchen, grumbling about being demoted from stud to houseboy. The day outside is dark with the temperature somewhere in the teens. The forecast is for snow later. More shoveling and scraping in store for me, no doubt. Oh, joy. But not today, I muse as the coffee maker gurgles happily and the first few drops of coffee splash into the pot. Today is for other things.
While the aroma of Irish Crème fills the room, I head towards the front door. The blast of arctic air that greets me when I open it threatens to suck my ball sac into my lower intestines. Even more depressing, the paperboy has missed the porch by a good ten feet. Again. I shrug my shoulders and slip into my boots.
Yes, real men get the paper naked.
I silently curse the paperboy as I step into the yard, hoping that one morning he’ll bump into Hannibal Lecter on his route. The bushes are high, so I’m not worried about prying neighbors. I grab the paper (at least he remembered to put it in a bag this time!) and discover one of the odd realities about cold air. My nipples are now larger and harder than my penis.
Back in the house, I flavor two mugs of steaming coffee and carry them into the bedroom, the paper tucked neatly under my arm. I walk to the edge of the bed and face you. When you don’t stir, I lift my arm and let the paper drop onto the bed. You open your eyes, staring directly at my now miniscule penis.
“Oh, my God!” Your eyes widen. “Did I kill it?”
“Don’t flatter yourself. I had a little accident with the paper.”
“The paper did that?”
“Yeah. But look!” I point the mugs at my nipples. “Now you can fuck these instead.”
“Oh, Madonna!” You giggle. “I love it!” You look back down at my cock and purse your lips. “This simply won’t do. I have plans for you, little man!” You lean forward and flick your tongue back and forth. Like a groundhog seeking its shadow, my cock head pops forward, bright and glistening. “Come out, come out, wherever you are.” This time you open your mouth and press your lips flat against my pubic hair. Your tongue swirls around me rapidly and it’s all I can do to keep from spilling the coffee.
My cock swells in your mouth, and as you pull your head back, revealing more and more turgid, gleaming flesh, the effect is that of a master magician. Once again, my mind recalls an association from long ago (“Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”). By the time your lips are clear, my erection bobs in front of your face like a diving board. You smile at your handiwork.
“If you keep that up, you’ll be wearing this coffee instead of drinking it.”
You look up and notice the mugs for the first time. “Well, it’s about time!” You shake your head. “The nerve of you, to keep me waiting like that.” I hand you a mug and you inhale the aroma. “Oooh, Kahlua! What, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me?”
“No,” I say, lifting my knee onto the bed. “I figure at some point you’ll fall asleep and I’ll get some rest. Scoot over.”
The next hour or so is spent in pleasant comfort, reading the paper and sipping our java, as the day gradually takes shape around us. There is no strain in our relationship, even in silence. The warmth of your body pressing against mine, the way that you laugh at the funnies or frown at the editorials, the touch of your hand as it playfully tugs at the small tufts of hair around my navel; all of these things form part of an unspoken and continual dialog between us.
My stomach rumbles loud enough for us both to hear it.
“Another country heard from,” you murmur when our laughter subsides. “So, what are you going to make us?”
“Me? And just why is it my job to make breakfast?” I glance at the alarm clock. “Well, brunch now, technically, but still – “
You lean over to me and squeeze my balls. “Because,” you whisper wetly in my ear, “if you do, I’ll suck your cock again.” You milk my cock gently with your hand. “I might even let you come in my mouth.”
“So, what do you want?” I ask, barking my shin on the nightstand as I hustle out of bed.
“I don’t know. Surprise me.” You yawn and stretch contentedly, your muscles bunching under smooth, milky skin. Winter, I reflect, looks good on you. Combined with your wild, dark mane of hair, the effect is that of a lioness relaxing after a fresh kill. Like the untamed Queen of Beasts, you are beautiful, dangerous, arousing and never, ever to be taken for granted.
“One surprise coming up.” I hesitate a moment. “Of course, this means dinner is your responsibility.”
“Oh, really.” You finish stretching and roll onto your back, lying sideways across the bed. Your head slips just past the edge and dangles there, facing me upside down. “And just what do I get for agreeing to that mundane little chore?”
I crouch down next to you, sliding my hand under your neck and lifting your head to mine. “Tongue lashings,” I breathe softly. A drop of saliva rolls to the tip of my tongue and I massage it into your lips. “Multiple tongue lashings.”
You clap your hands and giggle. “Oh, goody!”
The truth is that breakfast – or, in this case, brunch – is one of my favorite meals and one I don’t mind fixing at all. In no time, I am rummaging through the fridge for ingredients and banging pans on the stove. The cheddar has been grated, the Canadian bacon is just starting to sizzle and I’m cubing some of the melon when I sense your presence behind me. Seconds later, I feel your fingers lightly brush my buttocks.
“You know,” I say without looking at you, “you really should be careful how you approach a person with a sharp object in his hands.” Your touch becomes bolder and I can feel the warmth of your breast against my arm.
“Well,” you chuckle, “I was just wondering if your ass felt as good as it looks.”
“And does it?”
“Oh, yeah.” You squeeze my cheek and then give it a slap. “That’s some nice ass you got there, Felix.”
“Thank you. The boys in the cell block will be pleased.”
You laugh and say, “Now that you mention it, that’s something I’ve always wondered about.” You slip behind me and now your breasts are like soft pillows with diamond points as they press against my back. Your bristly pubes squirm between my ass cheeks and your hands target my nipples with grasping fingers. “Is this what it feels like to get fucked?” Your hips thrust forward, grinding me against the counter.
I carefully set the knife down and press backwards, wiggling my ass. “Not exactly. I think something’s missing.”
One hand reaches down and strokes my now fully erect cock. Your fingers discover the pre-come oozing from my cock head and slather me with it. “Oooooh! Hey, Mikey! I think he likes it!” You give my nipple a hard pinch, making me wince. “Should I go get my strap-on?”
Your dueling fingers make it hard for me to concentrate. “At this rate,” I manage, “the brunch will be ruined.” After a moment, your fingers ease up.
“Oh, you’re no fun.” I feel another slap, harder this time. “Cute butt, though.” The pressure on my backside eases and I start to relax. As I reach for the knife, the pressure returns, even harder than before. This time your hand slips between my legs to cup my balls. “Wait a minute.” Your breath is hot in my ear. “How do you know what it feels like to get fucked? Is there something you haven’t told me?”
I surprise myself by blushing. “Well, I was in the Army.” Your fingers tickle my ball sac, squeezing just hard enough not to hurt. “Once or twice, that is. I mean…oh, all right. It was dark, he was cute and he smelled good. Okay? But it wasn’t serious. He never even gave me his phone number.” You tighten your grip and then let go. Your fingers scrape lightly over the sensitive flesh between my balls and my anus.
“You liar,” you say. “If some guy tried to split these cheeks with a loaded dick, you’d shit cupcakes, wouldn’t you?”