"OK, Ok, ok, I was only kidding" I wouldn't or couldn't do that since I am not THAT adept with a razor in those areas. ..." ... "Still kidding, but are you considering going totally hairless or with a small ... landing strip?"
"Oh, well that is another story," Jill replied. "While I had not thought about that up to this point. We could always leave a little now and decide about taking off the rest at a later time. How does that sound?" she asked.
"It is whatever you want, and I truly promise to be careful since it will be ultimately wonderful for both of us ... as we consume our intimate sensational meal... sometime later..."
Jill thought it best to close her eyes as I delicately stroked from one inner thigh to her mid mons and repeated the same attention on her other side. I also guided several vertical scrapes towards her more delicate areas too. Since she hadn't given herself this type of specialized attention, I had to carefully repeat each mini swath until I was able to reach the smoothness I believe she desired. While I was able to leave her a nice little strip leading to her prized inner sanctum, I was a bit skeptical on safely proceeding any further nearer to her folds with my razor.
As she opened her eyes and looked at me, she asked me, "Umm... How's it going? ... Is there a problem? ... Are you almost finished? ... Or..."
I strangely answered, "Well... Ah... I was thinking of a movie... Have you ever seen... "Edward Scissorhands"?
WHAT, What, WHAT did you say?!?... Jill shockingly replied.
"NO, No, no... Everything is fine," I quickly assured her. ... "You are even more beautiful than before. ... I stopped at this point because I was unsure how I was to proceed as I was getting closer to your vulva and to your labia lips."
"Gee," Jill quizzically replied. "It sounds like you are getting all medical on me with the female terminology. ... But I know what you mean."
"If you would want to change your position and sit here, I could remove some additional strands if I position myself on the floor. ... I believe I have done a nice job up to this point. After everything is finally completed, we'll apply some moisturizer or baby oil. Then I hope you will be very pleased," I concluded.
"OK, I trust you. ... Let's do it right or as best as you can, ... because right now I'm looking at my very naked pussy and your very naked cock and balls... and I am getting very, VERY excited," Jill commented.
To conclude this exercise in specialized female barbering, Jill sat on the shower bench and spread her legs giving me a closeup view of her personal pinkness which was slightly oozing her own feminine juices. As I swallowed again, my fingers shielded her lacquered lower lips while my razor cleanly removed any remaining hair and stubble that might bother her (or me) sometime later.
As I was washing off the entire area with a warm washcloth after the scary part of my skills had been completed, I could also tell Jill was relieved as she sighed deeply several times. "Oh, that feels NICE... NICE & SOFT."
"Well. It will feel much better after we get some baby oil or moisturizer on it. ...For a while, it may be a bit TOO tender... for both of us," I chimed in. "Would you like to rub it in yourself, or would you like me to carefullyyyy and gentlyyyy apply all over your smooth and beckoning ... 'naked pussy'?"
"Let me think about that", Jill pondered...Three seconds later, "OK, that was enough thinking ... of course, I want you to take your time ... to make sure every pore... every crevice... and every crack is completely protected and saturated with whatever you decide to apply. As we have said, 'what is good for the goose is good for the gander."
And I replied, "And Vice Versa..."
When we both chose the baby oil for a couple reasons, I dripped several droplets of the clear liquid onto my palm and massaged it along her upper inner thighs. Then using my thumbs, I lightly kneaded some additional oil into the 'V' crease at the top of her legs. As I repeated these motions a few more times, Jill let out a deep sigh and widened her stance a bit to allow me greater access to her remaining private passage before me.
To tantalize her before the last bit of lubrication was applied, I leaned closer and lightly kissed and tongue-flicked her cleansed clit. While this startled her at first, Jill asked "That is a very interesting way of spreading baby oil to my sensitive spots, don't you believe?"
"I couldn't agree more"... "I read it in a 'How to ...' book," as I slowly continued my oral and manual ministrations all around her feminine nakedness. ... With that my fingers slowly slid their way along the path from the crack of her ass - navigating past her anus and finally venturing all around her swollen vaginal opening. ...
...Eventually, when my freelancing fingers & thumbs started swirling, prodding and dancing figure-eights in both directions, Jill began to pant and was biting her bottom lip when she tried to say, "We'll have to... ahh... Umm... MmmhhH... Read that BOOK... TOGETHER ... Won'T WEEEEE?," and with that her body shook with an overwhelming climax!!! ...
... By the time we toweled off, dressed and got something nourishing to eat, the time was approaching late morning. I mentioned to Jill that we still needed to complete the remaining assembly and organization of her condo. While we both created our own intimate distractions over the past intense hours to slow us down, we also agreed to focus and finish the job since tomorrow was a work day for both of us too.
Having shared these new bonds, helped us to further work as a team to complete the task we had to accomplish. By 7:30 all the furniture was unpacked, built and placed to her liking. Many - but not all pictures - had been hung, and most of the empty boxes were taken to the dumpster. Many remaining items were grouped together and taken to a downstairs storage unit for another season's use. We also made sure her kitchen would be more functional after cleaning and storing all her necessary utensils.
After she had vacuumed some rugs that were placed in several rooms, Jill was ready to relax as she showed a very big tired smile across her face. "I can't express in words what your help this weekend has meant to me. ... I'm going to have difficulty sleeping not only tonight ... thinking of what an incredible weekend this was. ... I'm very new to the experiences you have showed me... but I hope there is more to come... I hope it is just the beginning..."
"Gee," I responded. "I also hope there is more to come. ... I believe we have a ... SEVEN course meal to arrange, don't we?"
"Yeah, you are right," Jill wearily responded. "Everything from soup ... to nuts... and I Do Like MY NUTS."
...gulp....