Thamon almost choked on his tea when Mahmud Al-Sharani showed him the reason for the invitation to his home.
Looking through the camcorder's view screen he saw a bewildered looking American and when Mahmud pushed the start button the cleric watched as the American said "There is no God but Allah and Mohammad is his messenger." Mahmud then turned off the camera and looked his guest, waiting for his response.
Thamon put his tea cup back on the saucer and tried to think of what to say. "You can't be serious" he said to his host.
"He said the words and that is all that is required" Mahmud retorted.
"But what was done to him to make him say the words? That is the question! There is no compulsion in the Faith and you know this!"
Mahmud waved his hand in front of Thamon's face as if he were somehow erasing the statement from the air. "Small details. What is important is that he'll make a fine husband for Laila and they must be married as soon as possible."
"But Mahmud," the cleric pleaded. "You're a rich man with a thriving business, you can afford to keep seven children until Laila can have a proper suitor. What's the rush?"
"I rush because I was a rich man with a thriving business. Ever since the Americans came last year the economy has suffered along with my business. Do you know how much it costs to keep six daughters? Faruzah and I had to try seven times before we could have a son. Now that more money is going out than is coming in, I must take action or there will be nothing left for Tariq to inherit."
"If that is the case, there are plenty of young men who'd thank Allah every day for one of your daughters."
"But none of them have any prospects. If I give one of my daughters to any of them my wife would never forgive me. I'm using the internet to search for some suitable husbands in Turkey or Jordan for my other daughters, but this one is the best prospect for Laila. He's an American, all Americans are rich."
"But he's a foreigner!"
"Laila knows English, she'll fit in wherever she goes."
"You can't compel someone to marry, it's not natural!"
"Daughters get married off all the time and they learn to love their husbands. Why shouldn't that be true with this American? If you're worried about him abusing her I can tell you that will not happen. I have heard that American men let their women boss them around all the time."
"American men also drink, use drugs, and watch pornography. No, I'm sorry but I can't take part in this. Laila is a beautiful girl but it is better that she marry a beggar on the street of Baghdad than some ignorant, faithless westerner. While you may think that because he's said the words he's now a Muslim I say he is still ignorant and faithless. I'm sorry, but this is how it must be."
Mahmud nodded, smiled, then motioned for Thaman to follow him as he got up. The cleric reluctantly followed him to the basement where his host had a large number of storage crates crammed into the room. As the cleric looked around he began to realize how desperate his friend had become.
"Mahmud, what have you been up to?"
"Several people have come across abandoned items and have brought them to me to store for a fee, that's all."
"People? You mean that dog Aazim and that pack of thieves he leads!"
"Those are nothing but rumors. Nothing has been proven."
"Was he the one who took the American for you?"
Again, Mahmud waved his hand. "You need not concern yourself with such things."
Thaman groaned as Mahmud led him to one of the crates. As he opened it, the cleric's mouth dropped as he saw the contents. Inside were three AK-47's, a tea set engraved with intricate gold patterns, and a gold plated toilet seat that shimmered even in the dim lighting of the basement.
Thaman's mouth dropped slightly. "Is that what I think it is?" he asked softly.
Mahmud nodded.
"Did it come from where I think it came from?"
"It's from his fourth palace to the east" Mahmud said softly as if he expected the police were listening. "I liberated it from some American soldiers who stole it from the palace. Do you like it?"
"Well, I. . . its all lovely."
"The rifles would be very handy in light of the rampant lawlessness the Americans have failed to stop." The cleric nodded in agreement.
"It's yours. All of it. Think of it as a gift for all the favors you've done and will continue to do for my family."
Thaman paused for a moment, looking at the toilet seat in all its shimmering glory. He wondered how many times Saddam had used it. All the crate's contents would make a good investment in these uncertain times.
"Would eight o'clock work for you?" he asked.
"I was thinking about a late afternoon service. I've heard of several evening ceremonies being raided by bandits. I want my family to be safe."
Thaman nodded. "Did you want it in your home?"
"Absolutely. It will be a modest ceremony so it won't need any elaborate planning."
"How soon do you want this?"
"They day after tomorrow. Enough time for Aazim to make the American presentable and to bring him here."
"You're letting that thief into your house?"
"He and his men will only be dropping him off. Don't worry."
Thaman nodded again and followed Mahmud up the stairs. "I'm sorry, this is just so unusual" he told his host. "By the way, how has Laila taken the news?"
"Laila is a good girl. She knows her duty as a daughter and a sister. She understands."
Laila looked at her reflection in her mother's mirror, pondering on how this would be her last day as a virgin. She wondered if she would look or seem different afterwards. Naba said it hurt on her wedding night. Qaraah said her husband barely notices her unless he feels amorous. She looked down at the identity card of her future husband, Alec Manning, and wondered if American Muslims were different. Most of all, she wanted to know why she wasn't being allowed to even meet him. She tossed the card down on the dresser and shook her head. "I don't understand."
"What was that?" her mother asked as she laid out the wedding dress on the bed. The white taffeta rustled loudly as she laid it out. Studying it for a moment, Faruzah hoped it would fit Laila. Fatima's daughter was roughly the same size as her so she guessed it would be suitable. Every girl wanted the western style bridal gown and she wasn't going to let her daughter go without one even if she had to provide a hand-me-down from a friend.
"I was just wondering why father would not let me meet him first and would not say who brokered the arrangement."
"Why do you worry about such things girl? Don't you trust your father?"
"Of course. It's just that this is so sudden and strange. How does this American know me? What's he like?"
Her mother came over and patted her on the shoulder. Since she was old enough to speak she was always asking questions. It secretly pleased her mother, it annoyed her teachers, and intimidated the boys. "There, there. It's not your place to ask such things. You should be happy. Doesn't he look handsome?"
She picked up the card again and studied his face. While he didn't have the dark hair or strong features of most of the men she'd seen, his sandy blond hair, brown eyes, and squared chin weren't unattractive. "Do you know anything about him?"
"No" her mother answered as she began sorting through her daughter's clothes for packing. "But I do know American men like small families, and you should be grateful for that. Do you know what having seven babies does to your back?"
"Yes mother, you've told me many times."
"Good. So remember what I taught you about your duties as a wife."
Laila cringed when her mother mentioned that task. The only thing more disturbing than the task itself is picturing her mother performing it on her father. "Are you sure all men enjoy that thing you told me about?"
"Yes, and you must appear as if you enjoy it too."
"Why? He's not doing anything to me."
"Because that's just the way men are. Besides, only sinful women desire such pleasures. Why do you always have to ask so many questions? Now, do you want to keep from having too many babies or not?"
"I only want to have one or two" she responded quietly.
"Good, just remember it's better to be on your knees for five minutes than on your back for two."
"Mother, why did I have to know that about you and father?"