Alec woke to the whistle of the tea kettle and music from the radio. He looked around, shut his eyes, and then opened them again. It hadn't been a dream. He noticed a tray laying next to him with a small bowl of yogurt, an orange, and a cup of tea on it. Breakfast was served.
He looked over at the girl, who was now brewing more tea. It was the first time he'd seen her, or any Arab woman for that matter, wearing anything other that the veil and baggy robes. But then again, those cloths were for guests while they could wear whatever they want in front of their family.
"Thanks Honey, or wife, or whatever." He looked down at the tray with the plain white yogurt. I guess there's no fruit at the bottom or anything."
"Well, there's fruit on the side" Laila answered.
Alec took a moment, "Hey! You can talk! I mean you can speak English!"
"Yes, for some time now."
"Well why didn't you say anything last night?"
"It was late, I was tired, and you were too busy trying to spare the feelings of your innocent bride."
"Very funny! Seriously though. . . okay, wait a minute. What's your name?"
"Laila Al-Shirani. By the way, it is our custom that the wife keeps her family's name, but is it correct that in the West the wife takes the family name of her husband after they're married?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on! Don't even go there! Technically we shouldn't even be married!"
"Technically according to whom?" she asked.
"Well, the rest of the world! What do you think?
"Because, in the eyes of my family and friends, we are now married that is why."
"Yeah but I didn't know that! I was kidnapped, made to read something on camera and then carted off to some crazy ass shotgun wedding."
"I know you weren't willing, that was obvious on our drive here. But that's behind us now and we must make the best of this situation."
Alec stood for a second, stumped by Leila's acceptance of the situation. "Why do you want to be with a guy who doesn't love you?"
"You don't love me? But I gave you a humongous boner last night."
Alec paused, realizing what he'd done and how it must have looked to her. "Yeah. Look, that was before. . . well I said that. . . "
"Before you knew I spoke English?" she smirked. Alec shrugged and took a sip of his tea.
"Why are you so afraid of marriage? Am I not pretty enough for you? Didn't your parents want you to marry? I know a lot of American couples don't like the ceremony even though many have children together."
"No, that's not it. Hell, my parents love marriage. They love it so much they've both done it twice. Dad's even demolishing his second marriage as we speak so he can do it all over again."
Laila nodded. "I see." She then took a spoon and fished out the teabag from her mug and threw it away.
Alec watched her, waiting for her to continue but she didn't say a word. She then came out of the kitchen and sat next to him. "Sorry we don't have any cream or sugar."
"No problem." He then took another sip of his tea. "What did you mean by 'I see'?" He tried not to stare at her again, which was difficult. She wasn't wearing anything particularly interesting, only jeans, a t-shirt, and sandals. But the way the cloths flattered her full breasts, hips, and legs, made him put his right hand back in his pocket yet again.
Laila found a comfortable position and continued. "I mean that I understand why you fear marriage."
Alec paused for a moment trying to not get upset with her statement. "I didn't say I was afraid of marriage, I just resent being kidnapped and forced into one."
"I understand. I was obligated to obey my father and marry you so neither of us have had any choice."
"So why are we arguing? I mean, why are you so willing to go along with this?"
"Because you're my husband now, and we must make the best of it."
"Yeah, but don't you want to meet some nice Iraqi guy who loves you than be with some guy like me who doesn't?"
"But now I can't marry a nice Iraqi guy."
"Why the hell not? Don't you guys have divorces or annulments??"
"You can divorce me, yes."
"Great! What do we have to do? I mean, do we need a lawyer or something?"
"No. All you have to say is "I divorce you" three times."
"No paperwork? No alimony?"
"None of that. But if you divorce me, it's unlikely I'll be able to marry a nice Iraqi guy."
"Like I said, why the hell not?"
"Most men want to marry a virgin. I'll be a divorced woman."
"But we haven't done anything!"
"It doesn't matter what we've done during our time here, only what people think. In everyone's mind I am no longer pure and therefore unfit for marriage."
Alec shook his head. "Oh that's just great!"
"Why? You are free to divorce me as soon as we get out of here."
"Yeah, but—well, I don't want to screw you out of finding somebody either! That's completely unfair. Aren't there any ways to prove we didn't do it?"
Laila nodded. "But there is still. . . what is the word? A cloud? A sign?"
"A stigma?"
"Yes! Stigma. I'd be a virgin, but a divorced one."
"That's so stupid!"
"That's tradition."
Alec leaned his head back and stared at the ceiling, wondering what he should do next. Laila patted him on the shoulder. "I think I saw a bag with your old cloths in them. I'll wash them for you so you can change. Just relax, have your breakfast, and we will talk more later."
As she left the den he sat up and quickly wolfed down his yogurt. He'd been so absorbed by the events of the past two days that he'd forgotten how hungry he was.
As he peeled the skin off his orange he began to think of a way out of this mess. He knew he absolutely couldn't touch that girl no matter what. Alec reasoned that if he didn't consummate then it never really happened no matter what she said. After all, he said to himself, I'm an intelligent person, not some stud horse they could pen up with a mare and expect nature to take its course. It was just a matter of mind over hormones. All he had to do is not think of how that t-shirt draped over her breasts, or how her jeans fit her perfectly round, firm---
"Oh shit" he said to himself. It was going to be a long damn week.
For the rest of the morning and early afternoon he sat on the couch listening to the radio and drinking tea trying to figure a way out of his predicament. Laila continued the slow process of doing their laundry in the bathroom. After listening to a news report on militants getting into the country he got an idea and ran to Laila.
"I figured out what we should do" he said.
Laila sat up and turned around from her work in the bathtub. "What idea?"