For personal reasons, I'll be taking a short break. Expect the next chapter in the New Year - VirtualAtheist
CHAPTER NINE
The results of the board of enquiry were confidential, so of course Paula knew all about it within half an hour via the Nags Network. She pulled me to one side that afternoon and told me that it was all around the university. Professor Deaks was a complete dickhead with his PC head jammed up his PC arse, and that I was Miss Usiku Wa Manane Mwenye, but everyone should just call me Manni. Her smile could only be described as evil when she told me that everyone on campus also knew that they should never,
ever
call me Midnight... Unless their name was Dr Nathan Smethwick.
I thought that was the end of our problems with Professor Dick... Sorry, Professor Deaks... But I was wrong. My first clue was that my permission to use the University computer network was cancelled. The network administrators had been informed that as I wasn't a university employee, I shouldn't be allowed on the system.
That took a couple of days to sort out and made life, if not impossible, then at least awkward.
Nathan had to show the network administrators his contract which stated quite clearly that he was a contractor with the necessary computer privileges, not an employee either and that his contract covered all employees of Smethwick Palaeontology Services.
Guess where their information came from. That's right... Professor Deaks.
Then I discovered my technical library access had been revoked and my door card for the Earth Science labs had been deactivated by security. Why? Security had been informed that I shouldn't have access because I wasn't an accredited member of the teaching or research staff. Again, another couple of days to sort that out.
Guess where their information came from. Yep... Professor Deaks.
Dr Murtaugh received a summons from The Dean to explain why I, untrained in any of the Earth Sciences as I was, had been allowed unrestricted access to The Drydenthorpe dig site. I don't know what was said in that meeting exactly, but Paula told me there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. And at one point, Dr Murtaugh reminded the Dean quite forcefully that 'there wouldn't jolly well be a Drydenthorpe dig site, if it wasn't for young Manni and I'll be buggered if I keep her out of there!'
I love that old man.
Nothing more was said about it, but guess who'd been bending the Dean's ear... Of course... Professor Fucking Deaks!
For someone who claimed to be my selfappointed protector, he had a fucking funny way of going about it.
Then it all came out.
It seemed that Nathan had reason to throw an incompetent Archaeology student off the site down at Cheddar, the year before. The greatnephew of a certain Professor Deaks, so he decided to make Nathan's life difficult. And Nathan's habit of calling me Midnight was just the ticket... Or at least that's what Professor Dickhead had thought. When I scuppered his plans and he couldn't hurt Nathan, he went for the next best thing... Me. It didn't help that I'd made him look foolish in front of the whole campus either.
The eventual upshot was that a member of the faculty was asked to resign. But it wasn't my Nathan!
Anyway, life went on... Without Professor Deaks.
By this time, Nathan's responsibilities at Cheddar Gorge had been passed on to someone else, and the Drydenthorpe dig site was ticking over nicely. Also, I had a quiet window before my degree studies began... Yes. I had decided to go for it. Anyway, Nathan had received an email from his mother wanting him to come for a visit and also to attend some sort of party she was hosting.
He said, "Midnight, do you fancy spending a week at Radleigh?"
"Where's that?"
"Royal Buckinghamshire."
"Why? What's there?"
"My mother."
I grinned, "So we're at the 'meeting the parents' stage are we?"
He didn't smile back, but replied, "I suppose. I'm in two minds about it actually."
Suspiciously, I asked, "Why? We're not having shame issues again are we?"
This time, he did laugh, "If you must know... Yes we are," seeing the expression on my face, he hurried on, "Not of you. Of her. Mum can be... difficult and I'm not sure it would be easy on you."
I considered his words carefully, before I answered, "I'm part of your life Nathan, and so is your mum, so we'll have to meet sooner or later. Besides, how difficult could it be?"
The silent look he threw me sent a cold shiver down my spine... And not in a good way.
Anyway, we packed a couple of suitcases and set off on the Friday morning. The journey to Royal Buckinghamshire was uneventful. I found myself looking forward to meeting his mother but at the same time, nervous. I knew very little about his family. In fact other than their names and the fact that Hattie ran her own company, I knew nothing.
So I did the simple thing. As we were travelling, I asked Nathan about his family. Forewarned is forearmed, after all.
To be honest, it was like getting blood out of a stone. I eventually dragged out of him that his twin sister, Philippa was a failed fashion designer, now a freelance writer who spent her time travelling the world and following the fashion shows. She would be at Radleigh for our visit as she apparently wanted to meet me. I'll be honest, I couldn't understand why someone like that would have any interest in me, but I didn't say anything. Although it occurred to me, that Nathan must have told his family about me, even as he had totally failed to tell me about them. Made me a bit tetchy if you must know.
Then he told me about his mother.
Hattie Harper had met and married her husband, Richard Smethwick at university. She was studying for a degree in business, whilst he was studying law. Hattie graduated first, so started working for a company in London and supported him until he finished his degree and went to work for a prestigious old law firm in the City. He made very good money and so did she. But instead living the high life as many of their friends had done, they invested wisely, more by her skill and knowledge than his.
It seemed that she had a nose for a good deal. So as well as stock market investments, she was always on the look out for a good prospect. A clothes shop looked like it would take off if it had a cash injection to expand, she'd invest. Someone had an idea for a better mousetrap, she'd help them form a company. Property became vacant in what she thought was an up and coming area, she'd buy it.
Hattie formed her company HarperSmethwick Holdings (Holdings) Ltd and ended up with all ten fingers in a wide variety of pies. She gave it that name as she thought a double barrelled name gave the company a certain gravitas.