Note: This story is somewhere between an erotic coupling and a romance. I hope you enjoy it.
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"Patrick, hi!," she effused in a very familiar manner. She was 30, maybe 35, and grabbed the seat next to me on the Metro subway pulling out of Union Station.
I had no idea who was greeting me this warmly. She was attractive in an athletic way, as far as I could tell in a startled first impression. Not beautiful, really, but sexy.
"Oh, hi.," I stammered before admitting the obvious—"I'm really sorry, I don't remember meeting you at the conference. It's a serious personality defect—insufficient name-face recognition skills. Or, simply, dorkiness."
"You teach at Berkeley, don't you, Patrick?," she asked with an infectious smile.
"Yes." I was really reaching into the mental rolodex now. Had I messed up and she wasn't from the conference, but from home. Who was this? Now I was imagining some really nice legs happening under those jeans.
"Do we know each other from campus?," I ventured. I was ready for humiliation, as in "I am the wife of your colleague," or "we went to graduate school together and had that wonderful night of love-making and you are the most insensitive lout for not remembering."
"No, Patrick, silly. But how are things on campus now?," she continued as if my non-recognition never occurred.
"I'm sorry," I said a second time. "I mean, before we keep going I need to say that I can't really place our acquaintance. How do we know each other?," I formally inquired.
"We don't."
"Uh, but you know who I am, what's up with that...and the familiar manner. Who are you?," I finally got out.
"Juliette Shanine," she said and gave me this mischievous and sensual smile that was the perfect complement to her lithe frame. "And I love to play this game with absent-minded folks who leave their name tags on after they leave a conference. In your case, literally an absent-minded professor sort—especially with that big 'Faculty' ribbon hanging on it. I have had half-hour conversations with people who return my pretension of acquaintance. One woman starting telling me about her kids, assuming that I knew them. I had a guy who ended our conservation with a 'come over to our house again soon' invitation. You, obviously, have not been an especially willing subject."
By the time she finished, the name tag was in my coat pocket. I really liked Juliette's smile. Her engaging and quirky style. And especially I loved that she left her top three shirt buttons free, allowing me to imagine the remainder of what I could mostly visualize of her B cup breasts. Bad habit of mine, that. "Do you have any other games I should be aware of, Juliette?," as I let go a slight grin that I hoped showed conspiracy in encounter, not annoyance.
"Totally. In January, I took off all my clothes in a mall dressing room, stuffed them in my bag and walked around H&M naked to see who would stop me. No one said anything for about 10 minutes, then a young guy asked me if I was OK and did I want his sweatshirt—it was adorable. Lots of times I beg change in front of Kramer's bookstore and then, in view of the donor, I give it to some other stranger."
By now the Metro had moved toward my Dupont Circle stop and I only had about 30 seconds with this woman. Was it enough to extend the connection?—I quickly ran through my options: staying on the train past my stop, asking her to join me for lunch, trying to get a number. I said: "Do you ever go to dinner with out of town strangers who are lucky enough to star in these artistic events?" And quickly followed up with, "and if so, here is my cell and name. I'll be here through Thursday evening." I scribbled the essential data on a scrap of paper and handed it to her as I got up to leave.
She said softly to me, "I do for men who realize it is an art performance and look OK in a pair of jeans." As I was neared the subway door Juliette said in a loud voice, "Don't let them get you down, Peter, lots of guys with a tiny penis have the operation."
I figure at least 50 people kept looked at me from the inside of the car as the train slowly...really, really slowly...moved north under Cleveland Avenue.
---Juliette---
I had another day and a half left at the conference. I checked for cell messages constantly that day and a little less the next. No call from Juliette. I had no right to be disappointed. I was disappointed.
June turned into September and the Berkeley campus came alive again with the promise of a new semester. Most of my colleagues burn-out on teaching pretty quickly, but fifteen years later I love more than ever the new year. Students are my drug. Teaching them is their gift to me.
"Patrick Wellborne," I twilled into the cell without checking the source of the call, per usual.
"Hey, Patrick, it's Juliette. From the Metro in DC."
Surprisingly, I didn't need a beat to know who was calling. I even recognized the voice. Sexual attraction will do that to memory, I guess. "Hi Juliette. Aren't you supposed to make me guess or at least suffer in some way before I find out who is calling?," hoping it sounded playful.
"I'm reformed," then a pause. "OK, that's a lie. But I'm really hungry and sitting on the corner of Telegraph and Woolsey, and I have a free meal coming with this date from a charming Professor I once knew for about twelve minutes."
"Do you still have that beautiful, slightly shy and very sensual smile that haunted me for about a week after I met you on the train and you didn't ever call and that was four months ago? If so, yeah, dinner at Forcea, two blocks down, in about 15 minutes."
"Unfortunately, my smile was wiped out by a freak accident involving leaking uranium. Is the offer still good?," she mocked.
"No, but my evil brother Sven, who makes a living by defrauding old ladies will be there."
"Great, tell Sven it's a date," and she hung up.
I didn't know whether my image of Juliette's features was clouded by the intervening months. I re-formed a mental picture of her as I strolled past the coffee shops, pizza places, flowers and bric-brac of Telegraph. I saw her looking the other way on the corner of Woolsey.
At first glance I knew the film in my head was real. Her very short, light brown hair sat atop big ears, a slender neck, well-toned arms and a dynamic, sleek build. He arms and legs are disproportionately long, and her facial angles sharp. Her breasts were perfectly rested on her frame. She was dressed in a delightfully odd mix of elegance and funk. A stunning Japanese blouse and unique scarf sat atop ripped jeans and dark red euro-shoes. Juliette didn't dress to obscure her worse features or highlight her better ones, but rather to express some mix of joy, beauty and reserve I couldn't quite grasp yet. She is kind of goofy-looking, with a bit of geek and a large chunk of totally cool that will always elude me.
She noticed me coming toward her and gave me a different, warm smile. I reached back with a happy, loopy grin. She held out her right hand for a shake. I grabbed it with my left hand, moved it out a little and gave her a light hug. She hugged back. Better yet, her left hand lingered slightly above my waist. Best, as we separated she smiled her sensual and shy smile that lit her up for me and made me want to hold her closely.
Dinner was heavenly. The food was better than mediocre, no more, but Juliette kept me thralled for two hours. Her depth of experience amazed me, but her ability to pull it all together and reflect on her journeys was the part that kept me glued. Just an example. When her grandfather died two years ago, she took a month to travel around and talk to people from different stages his life. She wrote a story about what everyone had said. Real, unsparing, loving. She sent it to all the people she had interviewed and asked them to write some comments and send them to other people she had interviewed, not her. It was a beautiful tribute.