Kim was a graphic designer at the travel magazine where I worked in the early 2000s. She was 48 when we hooked up. She was a moderately chubby redhead, with size EE tits and long legs and size 7 feet. She was, in a word, gorgeous. Apparently, her husband was blind, because she told me over a happy hour scotch and soda one night that he hadn't touched her sexually in more than two years.
The conversation continued down a sexual path, as it so often does over drinks at our happy hours, and I admitted going through a dry spell myself so I separated from my wife and took an apartment less than 2 miles from my office. "I'm horny all the time, but I could never leave him," Kim said. "I would love to find someone who could appreciate everything I have to offer. I give GREAT blowjobs."
"You'll need to prove that," I told Kim. "I could touch you in a memorable way, too;. I give GREAT head to women. And I live only 2 miles from here, wink wink."
She laughed and ordered another scotch. I had my third beer. It was then, as the waitress dropped off our reordered drinks, that Kim reached out and held my hand.
"Are you serious about hooking up with me?" Kim asked, increduously.
"Yeah, " I said. "I have wanted to ever since my first day at the company. Let's go back to my place and let me get you off."
With that, Kim threw back her drink and we were headed out the door, leaving five other friends behind to wonder what was up and why we were leaving together after only an hour at the bar.
She followed my car back to my place. She climbed the steps to my second-floor apartment, and as soon as I had opened the door, she threw her arms around me and kissed me like I've never been kissed before. She knew what she was doing in all departments involving her mouth. Her lip gloss numbed my lips once she kissed me. God, I loved that. She applied it frequently. The phallic imagery of her rubbing the tube on her full lips is burned in my brain.