So how did it all begin? I hear you scream out at me. Well to be honest I don't know, it all happened so fast and now I'm in a really odd place in my life – but I'll get to that later. First I have to explain what has happened, maybe it'll help me clear it all up in my head. Maybe it won't.
I got to work at half nine and settled in with a coffee for a slow day with lots of gossiping with the three other people on with me. I work in a large complex with about thirty shops scattered about. We sell really expensive gifts and old people fall over themselves to buy things for people who won't appreciate them. It was this morning when I met Clive. I'm used to the mal guards that we have, they're Neanderthal but harmless. Clive however looked as if he might have at least one brain cell. He came in, radio in hand, short auburn hair, uniform and a smile.
"Morning Clive." My colleague said. "How are we today?"
"Fine thanks, and you?" He leant on the desk and made a big deal of looking me up and down but trying to hide it badly. My colleague said he was fine and then asked if he'd met me. "No, I don't think I've had the pleasure."
"Hi." I took over. "I'm Clarice."
"Clarice?" He looked amused.
"No Hannibal jokes please."
"You get them a lot?"