Love was the sort of thing that happened to other people and not me.
All that mattered was that I had a head for business and a bod built for sin and I rode that sucker as hard as I could for as long as I could. Love them and leave them was my motto. Hook up, fuck-hard, and screw regret.
Men - and women - have come and gone over the years and not one - not a single one - has made me take so much as a second look and go back for more. For one reason or another, I always come away knowing that I've seen all they've got and taken all they can give. Nothing anybody has ever done has come close to what I'm looking for. All it would take was a spark. Something to jolt me out of this little fantasy world I've built around myself to keep the big bad wolf at bay and to make everything I've ever done feel like it's all been worth it.
All I ever wanted was for someone to save me. To take me away to the moonlight because the people around me don't feel right. Just take me away from here...
***
Who knew - who fucking knew - that someone who looked and dressed like a reject from a Willy Wonka factory would be that spark. This is definitely a really shitty way for my emotional conscience to say hello. Why did it have to be someone like him?
Babette was giving me THAT look.
"What?" I said as I got up and walked to my office window that looked out on a winter wonderland as the snow continued to fall over the city. Getting home tonight was going to be a real pain in the ass.
"Oh, nothing, Cherie," she replied. "Only I hear that Chinese people are whispering."
I turned and looked at her. "And what exactly is that supposed to mean?"
She spread her arms wide and shrugged in that way only French women can. "Only that someone saw something and they have put Deux plus Deux together and made Cinq!"
"And what do those whispers say then?" I was all ears.
Babette sat back in her chair. "That you were seen with someone and that you appeared to be somewhat," She paused. "Flustered."
Flustered, huh. Well, shoot. Was it that obvious? But there hadn't been a soul around at that time of the evening. Heck, I don't even remember the cleaners being there. So who the hell saw us in the elevator?
Oh, shit. "The CCTV!"
Those wanking spying asshole sonsofbitches!
***
"Have you noticed anything different?"
I looked up from my brunch at my Secretary who was sucking and chewing on one end of her spaghetti. It was lunchtime and the canteen was full of the company employees making the most of down-time to get something to eat. We were sat at a table in the far corner near the main windows. As with most companies, the grunts and dept bosses sat with their own kind which I always found freaky in a planet of the apes sort of way.
I shook my head. "No, I don't think so," The anticipated walk of shame hadn't happened. At least as far as I could tell as most everyone always glanced in my direction when I came down to the canteen anyway. It was just the way things were and where the "Medusa" moniker thing came from. "Look not into the eyes of the Witch for she will take your soul and make you hers" schtick. Dressing the way I do, shades of black with my long red hair usually free-flowing, I definitely turn heads wherever I go. Even if it's only to the bathroom to take a leak.
But there didn't appear to be anything out of the ordinary as me and Babette found a spare table where we set up base camp to keep out of the way from the knuckle-dragging abominations who always - ALWAYS - tried to catch my eye.
Only this time I was watching them as much as they were watching me.
At first glance, Mr. Kent didn't look to be here. Which I thought would be a relief but absolutely wasn't much to my annoyance. This was crazy. How the fuck was I supposed to do anything? How the hell do I concentrate on the crap I needed to do today? I popped a grape in my mouth and mused on my situation.
Every opening of the main double doors to the canteen had me looking up like Bambi in a zoo full of hyenas. And with every "not that guy", I slumped back in my chair with Babette thoroughly enjoying the show.
"So it has finally happened." she grinned, waving her plastic fork at me as she nibbled on a meatball.
I gave her my best scowl of disapproval. "No, it hasn't," I lied as I shifted uncomfortably in my seat. This was ridiculous. Was I actually glowing and giving off a shit load of pheromones or something? Could people hear my vagina singing?
"There is nothing wrong with being in love, Carol." she laughed.
Was she kidding? There is a whole lot of wrong about it. It messes with your head, fucks your metabolism and turns you from a sane sensible member of the human race into an emotional sack of play dough. That crap I can do without. I'm only twenty-nine for Chrissakes. I like my life just the way it is. Fucked up with lots of in and out no strings attached sex. Thank you very much.
"You're imagining things." I blagged.
Babette ignored me. "Is he cute?"
Oh. You cow. That was a low blow. I shrugged. Is Clark Kent cute? Well, considering my vast experience regarding the male of the species, I thought he was. Kind of. I'd really need to have a proper face to face to be sure. As that thought faded away, another suddenly popped into my head.
"Wonder if he's hung?" I sighed as I stared out of the window at the falling snow.
The whole canteen turned at the sound of Babette laughing her ass off as the doors suddenly opened and in walked this magnificent son of Krypton and I knew deep down in my fucking bones that my whole life was about to change forever.
***
There are times when you've just got to tell your pussy to shut the fuck up.
This time, right now, was one of them as I sat there peeking over the menu as the man made his way to a spare table and sat down. Holy moly, I had a serious case of the vapors and could feel my uterus doing cartwheels inside of me. What the hell was going on? My heart was literally aching as it thudded loudly in my ears as I watched him remove his tweed jacket and sit down in his seat where he began to tuck into his meal.
Since me and Babs were sat in the far corner of the large hall that was in shadow, he apparently hadn't seen us as I stared at him properly for the first time. Well, hang on a second here. Is that it? I mean, he just looked like a regular Joe sat there in his white short-sleeved shirt and dark blue tie. He didn't exactly look anything special from what I could tell. He had to have something more about him or else why was my inner bitch panting away and howling at the moon?
"Surprising, isn't it," said the woman opposite. She was looking directly at me and I flinched at what she was implying. "It can touch you anytime, anywhere, and for no reason at all. When I was a young girl, there used to be a saying where I came from that love is the answer to the question you never asked."
I made a face at her. Oh, please spare me. Enough with the fairy princess Disney crap. "In case you hadn't noticed," I told her. "I am not a young girl anymore."
Babette smiled. "No, but the question is still the same no matter how much you want to run away from the answer, Cherie," She sat forward. "Shall I invite him over?"
Excuse me?
My mouth dropped open in shock. "No," I gasped. "Are you crazy?"