CHAPTER 1
Constantly tired and missing out on dates because he was finishing off an online degree in management at nights and at weekends, and working long days as a personal assistant to Mrs Roberts in an insurance company, Harry Watts spent a lot of time at work thinking about the sex he was missing because he wasn't dating.
Harry thought about having sex with blondes and brunettes of all shapes and sizes, er size of breasts, and even getting off stabbing into a soaking wet pillow. He also dreamt about seeking to have sex and once horrified himself frustratingly chasing a 4 ft bimbo he couldn't catch. Then even more horrifying, he imagined getting off with the 180-pound 5 ft 6 in Mrs Roberts who was almost sixty.
The manager of HR called Harry to come to her office immediately.
"Right but I need to clear this with Mrs Roberts."
"It was Mrs Roberts who asked me to talk to you."
"Oh."
Sarah the HR manager had recently married and Harry imagined her pussy would currently be looking a little ragged.
Twenty minutes later Harry was out on the sidewalk unemployed having pocketed a nice severance check. Sarah had spent five minutes listing his shortcomings as a PA, the worst offence apparently being he was a persistent daydreamer. That sounded like a trumped up allegation to Harry who thought what they had seen were the effects of educational fatigue. For fuck sake, the company claimed to be supportive of its employers advancing themselves academically.
Sarah spent another five minutes getting him to sign his resignation that he'd never thought of handing to her but now that severance check made him think he was on to a good deal. She also lectured him about what he needed to do to improve as a hot prospect for employment.
"You must accept that you are hired to work and that means working hard. You must stop looking carnally at women, especially at breasts. You are rated as second worst out of 110 males on our payroll at looking nakedly at any women's breasts."
That was news to Harry. He wondered how that survey was carried out and how cases of women with flat chests were even aware an eyes-on-breasts problem existed.
Sarah spent the final five minutes looking for Harry's termination check that she'd misplaced. Her tits bounced around while she fussed looked and that kept Harry entertained.
Back in his seedy room in a rooming house, two walls covered by pictures ripped from adult magazines of nude women, Harry emailed his online education provider to list as an upcoming graduate for a position in management, any position.
Usually Harry slept most of Saturdays but now he committed to working ten hours a day, seven days a week to complete his degree before landing a new job to avoid having to return home to his parents as a failure, just as they had predicted he would.
After sitting his final exam, Harry received an emailed instruction from his education provider to go to Legs R Better In Stockings International to be interviewed by Miss Jess Jenkins.
"God what a name and the name of the company isn't much better," Harry moaned, but he turned up on time for the interview and wearing his only suit.
He was surprised to find the company occupied two floors of the prestigious Fletcher Building. He'd assumed the address would turn out to be a derelict back street warehouse.
But that wasn't all. Jess didn't turn out to be a thin-lipped, straight-hair and fat butt female. Jess had more curves that a train track through the Rockies, lips that were screaming silently to be kissed and beautifully shaped breasts that anorexic models would dream of growing once they were retired and resumed eating.
He had curly blond hair. Jess had curly blonde hair and that's about where the similarities stopped except she was about his age, twenty-six and three months.
Harry stopped looking at her tits and looked up to find her glaring at him.
"Well?"
"Classics. I say no more."
She almost smiled, apparently having expected an apology instead of a huge compliment.
"The college sent a full profile on you. We are not looking for a hotshot management recruit because they won't stay for long. The personal report on you appears honest, calling you reasonably competent, prepared to work the hours and academically being about midstream. I suspected your reference from your last employer was a little over the top but Mrs Sarah Cummings stood by it, saying you had worked in four departments in seven months gaining a wealth of experience and you were PA to a director Mrs Roberts."
Jess frowned. "I checked with Mrs Roberts and she had difficulty remembering who you were but then said you were a deep thinker and the only disappointment for her was you'd resigned rather than continued on to become her replacement as director of personal accident claims and that she missed having someone who, well this is a little embarrassing, someone who looked admiringly at her breasts."
"Yes that's Mrs Roberts, easy to work for and as solid as a rock... and great breasts."
"I see. Well they were quite remarkable references. I suspect those two women were intent on assisting to ease you into new employment to passively induce you not to claim unjustified dismissal against the company for firing you?"
"Oh no, I resigned to complete my degree. I have a copy of its somewhere here."
"No it's okay. Is that the only reason why you resigned?"
"Absolutely. I was highly respected at that office and very popular."
"I see. Where did you find that suit? I want you to be well-dressed if you come to work for me."
"It was my older brother's suit. He gave it to me after he fell into a river wearing it when weaving his way home drunk."
"Well your courage in saying that tells me your are honest. You are hired Harry. My father owns and operates this company. Our sales are currently $4.3 million and he wants to double that figure. You will manage the promotions department and will report directly to me. I know you have no experience in promotions although being an adult male you will have had experience with stockings and tights. The five people in that department, all females, are well educated and competent but need a male manager because they giggle and day-dream rather too much."
"Oh I see. Day-dreaming is anti-productive according to what I've been told."
"That's for sure Harry. Your starting salary will be $55,000 and if you wish I will advance you two grand to buy decent clothes although you are not required to work in a suit but must almost have a jacket handy as we have VIPs visit and you'll sometimes will be delegated to take them to lunch on your company Gold Card."
"Um you mean the boring clients?"
She smiled and said how astute.
"Um does a company car go with the job?"
"Harry you are only the manager of fucking promotions."
"Oh yes. My ambition is getting ahead of me."
"Report to me at 8:30 in the morning Harry and I'll introduce you to your team. I'll get the cash for you now and then go out shopping. If I introduce you looking like you do now my people will consider me demented."
"Thanks Miss Jenkins."
He smiled and she said to call her Jess. "Oh Harry, you may look at my breasts, legs and butt as much as you wish but please don't talk to me about my body parts."
"Right Jess."
"Would you like me to take you to dinner tomorrow night to review your first day here?"
"Yes thank you. That is very lovely of you."
"Aren't you going to say you'll pay?"
"No because that would devalue your offer."
Jess smiled and appeared to grope for a reply. She said that was an excellent reply and she was most impressed.
Harry was walking out of the building thinking about fucking Jess in twenty-seven ways, or how many ways he was capable of performing, when he threw his hand up in time to stop smashing his face into the glass panel beside the doorway.
"Oh day-dreaming?" said an elderly woman, smiling at him, making Harry feel like a little boy. Either that or he was an idiot.
He went shopping thinking of ways to get into Jess's panties, being careful not to walk into hard objects or to jay walk when crossing the street.
Harry failed to mastermind the best way to seduce Jess but went home in a cab with a light suit and a dark one, new shoes and shirts and snappy pants and two great jackets, all purchased at sales but he was satisfied all purchases remained fashionable.
Inside his room when looking himself in the small mirror wearing his new dark suit, Harry thought he wouldn't move into an apartment. Before too long Jess would be inviting him to move in with her.
"Oh yeah?"
He went out and got his hair styled, something he'd never done before and when told the price he knew why.
Jesus.
* * *
Next morning Harry went to work in a perfectly cut dark brown jacket, open-neck white patterned business shirt but with a tie in his inside pocket, fawn pants, darker brown socks and darker brown brogues. Women kept looking at him and so he wiped his mouth at least three times and checked his zip six times but still they looked. He was too embarrassed by that attention to look at their breasts.
Jess saw him arriving and came out of his office and gasped, "Omigod, is that you Harry?"
He brushed at his mouth and checked his zip and said, "Yes and hi Jess. You are looking beautiful this morning."
To his astonishment she blushed and touched her suit and said, "This old thing?"
They went into the promotions department and the five women glanced at his face, glanced at his clothing, stared at his groin and day dreamed.
Harry wondered what the hell was he doing there. This was so crazy.
After the introductions Jess took him throughout the entire establishment, ending up introducing him to her good-looking father. Geoffrey glanced and Harry's clothes, avoided looking at his groin and studied his face before saying, "Welcome to the team Harry. You look as if you'll fit in well here. Do you know what we are about?"
"All kinds of leg wear but particularly stockings and the mission is to boost sales at whatever means are at our disposal."
"Good man. My daughter has briefed you well," Geoffrey said, glancing at his daughter who was looking opened-mouth at Harry.
As they walked away she said, "How did you know to say all of that to dad?"
"It's my job to be able to interface like that."
"Omigod."
"Don't be too hasty to regard me as the silver bullet Jess. It's early days yet."
Harry met Jess at the restaurant for dinner. She was friendly and attentive and gave him no encouragement. Harry got the message and allowed his erection to subside.