The Paradox
Mary pulled into the parking lot of the Granthams Corners Store. The old painted sign had been replaced with an electronic one, but it still read "Cold Beer, Guns and Ammo, Wedding Gowns". In every other aspect the store looked just as it had the first time she'd seen it, more than three decades earlier. There were still stacks of bundled firewood on one side of the front door and a rack of windshield washer fluid on the other. The prices had changed, but the broadsheets in the windows still advertised Moxie and B&M Baked Beans and the state lottery.
She parked in the handicapped space to the left of the door and hung the parking placard on the rear view mirror. Alvin was already out of the passenger seat and waiting for her by the time she had rounded the car.
"Honey, take your cane," she told him.
"I don't need that damn cane. The new knees are working fine."
"If you fall down, I am not going to pick you up."
"What will you do, Miss Mary, leave me lie?"
"I'll send one of the kids down to get you after supper."
Alvin laughed. "Your empty threats don't impress me none." He took her arm and kissed her cheek.
They went inside the store and took turns using the bathroom. When Mary came out, Alvin was waiting by the counter.
"You want a beef jerky?" he asked her.
"No, Alvin, I don't want anything."
"Candy?"
"No."
"Whoopie pie?"
"No, Alvin."
"Cold beer? Wedding gown?"
"I don't expect to need another one."
"Well, I hope the hell not." He bought a beef jerky and a can of Coke.
"Baby, we've got snacks in the car," Mary said as they left the store.
"I don't believe you ought to use their bathroom and not buy anything."
Mary stopped by the car door. "Alvin, listen. Do you hear that?"
Alvin concentrated and then grinned as he heard a distant buzzing sound. It grew louder and he leaned on the car and waited until he saw two motorcycles come around the bend in the road, one equipped with a sidecar carrying a large black dog.
Bonita rode up next to the car and took off her helmet.
"Jeezum, you guys are slow," she said, "We left, like, an hour after you."
Jamie parked next to Bonita. He dismounted and helped Lola lumber out of the sidecar.
"She's getting slow," he said.
"I know the feeling," Alvin replied.
"You guys coming or going?" Bonita asked.
"We were just leaving," Mary said.
"Okay, we'll see you up to camp. Right now, I have to piss like a racehorse."
"So does Lola," Jamie said, walking the dog to a strip of grass at the edge of the parking lot.
"Make sure you buy something," Alvin said as he got in the car.
Bonita waved as Mary pulled back on to the road, then went into the store. After visiting the bathroom, she bought a bottle of Powerade and a couple of Milky Ways. Jamie was helping Lola back into her seat when she came through the door.
"You need to piss?" she asked him as she handed him one of the candy bars.
He looked thoughtful for a minute, then shook his head. "I think I'm probably good."
"You think? How do you not know?"
Jamie shrugged. "It's not that much further. And I can always pull over and go behind a push."
Bonita leaned on her bike and took a bite of her candy bar. "I don't have that luxury," she said as she chewed.
"You could if you really had to."
"No friggin' way," she said, shaking her head vigorously.
Jamie laughed. "No, but I've seen you squat over the side of the boat and pee in the ocean."
"Lots of things in the ocean that might eat my ass, but there ain't no deer ticks."
Jamie stepped closer and leaned against her. "You found me in the ocean," he said in a low voice.
Bonita kissed his cheek. "And you're my favorite ass eater. Now let's get out of here."
They mounted their bikes and got back on the highway. In just a few minutes they zoomed by Mary and Alvin, waving as they passed.
They sped along the forested road until they reached the unpaved turnoff that led down to the family camp.
Jennifer was sitting at one of the picnic tables, watching Danni make a pyramid of split logs in the fire pit. She heard the roar of the motorcycles, and a moment later saw a cloud of dust moving toward the driveway.
Bonita and Jamie pulled in and parked. Their bikes went silent. "Well, so much for our peace and quiet," Jennifer said. There was a pitcher of lemonade and a stack of paper cups on the table. She filled two cups.
"Oh, don't pretend you weren't bored without us," Bonita said. She took a seat across from her mother at the table. Jamie went to the fire pit to help Danni, while Lola trotted down to the edge of the lake to splash in the shallows.
"We saw Papa and Mary at the Corners," Bonita said, "So they will be here in a couple of friggin' hours. Jeezum, they drive like old people fuck."
Danni laughed, "Well, to be fair, they probably fuck like old people drive."
Bonita nearly spit out her lemonade. "You think they still do?" she asked.
"You know Mary is only, like, five years older than Mama Danni and I, right?" Jennifer asked.
"Yeah," Bonita shrugged, "But Papa is older than baseball."
Danni rolled her eyes and shook her head. She sat next to Jennifer at the table. "I don't know about now," she said, "But let me tell you, when they first got together, they were at it non-stop."
"Oh yeah," Jennifer nodded, "Mary spent a couple of years walking around with that just-got-fucked look on her face most of the time."
Jamie threw one more log in the fire pit and came to sit by Bonita. She draped an arm over his shoulder and said, "You know, babe, I love you, but if you get too old to fuck, I'm going to get me a boy on the side. Just letting you know."
Danni looked at Jennifer. "Who raised her?" she asked.
Jennifer shrugged. "I blame my dad."
"Oh please," Bonita scoffed, "Like you had nothing to do with it."
"Well, you were always his girl," Danni said, "Do you know that you said 'papa' before Hannah did?"
Bonita shrugged. "I did a lot of things before Hannah did."
"Are we back to talking about sex again?" Jamie asked.
"I didn't say nothing about sex," Bonita laughed, "You just got a dirty mind." She stood up and stretched. "I'm going to lay out in that hammock a while," she said, "You can come with me, but don't get handsy."
Jamie followed her to the hammock. Danni leaned against Jennifer and said, "Just so you know, I don't think there is much chance of me getting tired of making love with you."
Jennifer kissed her and ran her fingers through the hair on the side of her head. "I love this white streak. I think it's sexy as hell." She kissed her again and said, "And you are still the sexiest bitch I ever saw."
Lola trotted up from the lake to where Bonita and Jamie swung side by side in the hammock and shook herself dry.
"Goddamn it, Lola!" Bonita shouted, but the dog ignored her, turned toward the road and began to bark.
"She hears someone coming," Jennifer said, and a moment later, Mary and Alvin drove into the yard.